at least we have grapefruit hi-chew

doctors keep telling me I have "interesting anatomy" and it's like wow, thanks for the free band name

mugs are perfect for every beverage

degrowth by getting rid of all drinkware besides mugs

neurotic is the new normal

ok deleting this app and going back to texting my stupid brain thoughts to the app instead, bye

volatility in barometric pressure can suck my ass

the driveway to driveway riff, share if you agree

The absolute accuracy of this.

there's this trend of advertising winter clothes on amazon as if you're going to burn to death wearing them

what is this fortune lmao

praying to god that the next mitski album is good

once again feel the need to say this is real

phoebe bridgers ryan adams song playing at the airport

any time I spend more than a day with my coworkers I want to quit my job is that good

I can only fall asleep from 9am-8pm and 1am-5am but society won't accept that

The unfiltered true story... MELANIA rated PG

grumpy but in an absurdist way

I'm at a place called a "hotel" with no one on staff and a code to get in. it's an airbnb bro. if you weren't pretending it's a hotel I wouldn't be so incensed

De-Loused! in the Comatorium

in my pacing back and forth like a caged beast era

friendly reminder that I'm ghostmeow

mom's spaghetti playing at the airport

pre-flight diarrhea ;(

scratching my nervous system behind the ears

not a bit

they made long furby real

shoutout to everyone who wound up here by holdin on

When shit’s got you like damn sometimes all you can say is ‘wow’

compassionately asking my brain if it's considered not being a dumbass that's obsessed with shame and fear

feeling insane but I managed to successfully start a ginger bug this week so at least I'll have interesting beverages this weekend

at least in hell world more people are catching up to my level of neurotic

Hell day

tomorrow i’ll be normal

I’m going to start laying eggs soon

seeing a lot of "today was a rough one on this app, but as tensions rise we must remember who the real enemy is" so I'm glad I haven't been on here I guess lol

shifting my thinking from "I want twin snakes and I deserve a treat" to "the fungi living inside me want twin snakes and they deserve a treat"

What are some podcasts to do repetitive office tasks to

i’m going to try being hot instead of depressed for a while

tonight at family christmas my sister told me she hopes she doesn't live long which feels like something we could bond over if she wasn't so focused on heaven

wall-e failed to account for ozempic

the star spangled banner lowkey sounds like a chappel roan song

tonight murray attacked my angel tiny near their food bowls which is supposed to be a cat dmz

have to clean everything tomorrow so the cats stop fighting

ween is positive masculinity

do y'all fuck with oil of oregano

woman adjacent

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