video games in the style of lana del rey

my body is NOT my buddy

crashing out about my job having a lack of clear strategic priorities

job listings are crazy these days, just saw one asking for 5yrs of experience being hunted for sport

the best thing about being sick is you're allowed to sleep as much as you want

Can’t come into work tomorrow boss i got too darksided

manifesting taking a good shit tomorrow, rotating the turd in my mind

if I was a teen mom jenna ortega could be my child

woman with headphones on while her child screams like a death metal singer

pascals fried chicken is the best airport food in the country imo

there's a rly cute cop dog here and 3 cops are just hanging out and petting it :/

spending 7 hours in the atlanta airport bc I hate myself

watching a group of cops, thinking about deedee megadoodoo

starving my precious gut fungi to death because I love myself

I didn't bail on my trip and am flying to atlanta so if everything could be normal for me I'd really appreciate it

I'm the plane

seeing someone use an "emergency exit alarm will sound" door but no alarm sounds and wow, what a thrill, makes you wonder what other signs are lying to you. but when the alarm do sound? no thank you

marc andreessen is from iowa/wisconsin and went to college in illinois, he should be more normal

until they start giving oscars to s-tier anime and weird youtube videos made by deranged boomers I'm not really interested

evangelion should've won an oscar bc it's good and I watched it for the first time last year

I don't watch movies I'm too busy watching irony poisoned travel influencers on youtubr

stoat

70mph winds? in da city??

"i just dont think ppl like when i post absurd bullshit" okay but i like when you post absurd bullshit and i have better taste than anyone you know, so,

we did it boys

emu is a beautiful name for a human baby

another coworker assumed I'm much younger than I am and I don't love it. this is what korean skincare + hrt acne gets you I guess

I'm good but could use another 45 hours of sleep. no, not 4-5. 45.

remembered I made a shrug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ shortcut in my keyboard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dreamt I walked in on hideo kojima with his dick out

depressed? ask if swinging wildly toward overambition is right for you

I think my mom is trying to retcon my gender again

got a work email about attracting capital investment that includes the word praxis. so now the capitalists are taking our pretentious jargon??

combing over my beloved scalp scabs

at least we have grapefruit hi-chew

doctors keep telling me I have "interesting anatomy" and it's like wow, thanks for the free band name

mugs are perfect for every beverage

degrowth by getting rid of all drinkware besides mugs

neurotic is the new normal

ok deleting this app and going back to texting my stupid brain thoughts to the app instead, bye

volatility in barometric pressure can suck my ass

the driveway to driveway riff, share if you agree

The absolute accuracy of this.

there's this trend of advertising winter clothes on amazon as if you're going to burn to death wearing them

what is this fortune lmao

praying to god that the next mitski album is good

once again feel the need to say this is real

phoebe bridgers ryan adams song playing at the airport

any time I spend more than a day with my coworkers I want to quit my job is that good