wall-e failed to account for ozempic

the star spangled banner lowkey sounds like a chappel roan song

tonight murray attacked my angel tiny near their food bowls which is supposed to be a cat dmz

have to clean everything tomorrow so the cats stop fighting

ween is positive masculinity

lofi beats to lie under three blankets and feel insane to

do y'all fuck with oil of oregano

woman adjacent

hi i'm in a lot of trouble due to employment opportunitues getting cancelled and planned income disappearing i'm going to be overdrawn and unable to pay my utility and med bills for dec with no way to pay jan rent. i feel sick over this but i need to ask for help paypal: @jpreader venmo: @JP_Reader

"The raccoon entered the ABC liquor store in Ashland, Va., through the ceiling early Saturday morning. 'It wreaked havoc,' said Carol Mawyer, the public relations manager for Virginia ABC. 'It broke several bottles and consumed the spirits.'" I love him.

convo with my congolese student was like "americans are... big?" - " fat?" - "yes, fat! why are you not fat?" and it really got me thinking. why am I not fat

I'm giving creature

thinking about frank o'hara writing "you will never be mentally sober" in 1953, what a scary vibe

I'm fucking cryinj

my body is trying to kill me again

getting gender euphoria from my shithead nephew saying I'm chopped unc

does anyone want to beat black deck gold stake for me 🥺

Men i trust untourable album 2021

I'm going to see ninajirachi in kansas

mayor pete is still rat boy. for a sec I thought he could transcend his rat boy tendencies but he is too rat boy

not very lit of the govt to slip a hemp ban into this funding bill

(with really bad vibes) hey what’s up

I'm like a child of divorce whose parents are happily married

Under communist leadership, Kerala is the first state in India to eliminate extreme poverty. Love to learn about actually existing socialism and effective communist governance. progressive.international/wire/2025-11...

Everyone else says they get right wing stuff pushed to their YouTube homepage and I get stuff like this

just fyi socialists and communists are allowed to feel good about elections. feeling good about good things is good actually

For the next week we all have to pretend it's true that you can only get a bag of M&Ms, a sandwich, and a pack of cigarillos at a New York bodega. Just let them have it for a little while

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reminder to all my trans friends that a man who campaigned with this much support and love for us just destroyed the most machine politician to ever exist in spite of all odds. turns out vocally caring about us is a winning strategy!!

nice to wake up to good news but I also learned that dick was born and raised in my city and it feels insane to learn this now, I almost don't believe it

gay

you can enter the mcdonalds monopoly game up to 10 times per day with no purchase necessary fyi

It’s so funny that there’s someone named Seth in the Bible

What’s your favorite poem? Good Bones by Maggie Smith is mine.

I have a take on graham planter, that he seems really fucked up and maybe he should dip his toe in politics before running for US senate to check if it will make him literally insane

I make this dashi soba lunch all the time but it still feels good when I really nail it

Quebec or the Mollusk

HELLO i am open for haunting commissions! i will haunt your face! i will haunt the face of your loved one! i will haunt a room in your house! i will illustrate the weird dream you had that one time!! full color $300, black and white $200, loose/line $100. come to me. come to me for haunt

this is also very funny because the interviewer has extremely strong "unpleasant granddaughter" energy

whenever I do something bad for my health I just think "you're dying of climate change anyway" and say fuck it and ball is that good

thinking about the linkedin recruiter who posts with "this." or "THIS." constantly. I love that for her.

I like reading my posts when I'm zoinked and laughing and reposting them in hopes someone on here is the same type of high

british people are always going to hospital

sorry for telling you about my weird dream, I wanted to talk about my trauma without revealing my many secrets

made maple brown butter pecan bars tonight. 10/10 tbh.

do you know who else liked the clean girl aesthetic? you're not going to like this. he was german.

as a member of the pmc and recovering striver I have to make edgey posts in case someone asks me to run for public office

max bemis has always been cringe but at least when he had untreated bipolar he was weird cringe