new boards of canada is insanely good, how are the bleeps and boops so good

getting drunk and writing a business plan

yeah I have something to look forward to, can't wait to get so high I forget I have a body after work tomorrow

it's so embarrassing to get got by an email job

the later you stay up at night the longer it takes for your job to get you in the morning

maybe I should join a mushroom church/cult

a rare mormon cultural win

if I stop doing drugs my brain will keep growing and my head will explode. just like with rats and the gnawing

"Standard Brembo brakes" sounds like a thing from Homestar Runner

radical candor is telling my coworkers I spent 15 hours shitting this weekend

I'll turn on the washing machine if I want to, I don't give a fuck

the "could a depressed person make this" meme but it's a toilet full of shit

shoutout to anyone who's recently done 40-70% of the steps required to clean out a closet

I'm cleaning out my dresser and found a couple bernie shirts so what are we doing with our bernie shirts

thinking about how as kids my best friend and I both played my little ponies and (later) designed concept cars together. and one time his mom let us destroy a shitty piece of furniture with an ax. always gay

Phrenology for Zoomers

thermostat is too hot for me to be this cold. feels ominous

wisconsin (derogatory)

do you guys think I gave myself sibo from drinking too much kefir

I'm making so many new friends (medical providers)

the crew is in the lab

Have been at a clothes swap with a lot of older hippie types and sometimes you just see funny stuff

having an extremely where's my dick kind of day

I can't believe the new season of frieren was only 10 episodes??

my body wants to shoot a fat load so bad

You're laughing? Various shit is afoot and you're laughing??

I'm nonbinary (i say both "take it easy" and "take care")

[strong bad voice]

yeeerf. yeerf.

weird how one of the scariest things you can do is be aware of your own nervous system, you'd think it would like being noticed

made soup with kale before the kale spoiled. what a big day

everyone's got that one homie who wasn't made in God's image

probably the worst part of IBS is you spend so much time shitting you don't have time to form deep and meaningful relationships

bought hazelnut, aronia and another serviceberry plant today, transplanted some raspberries earlier this week, and the mulberry is growing like crazy. and we're putting in a second tiny wildlife pond. so excited to have a lil perennial garden and habitat for even more creatures

annoying myself again

I'm going to get back into ginger beer/naturally carbonated soda when I'm eating sugar again. I let some go until it ate all the sugar and it just tastes like a really shitty dry wine, not good

back to making kefir and I like it better than kombucha. it rules to start a ferment and be able to consume it the next day. the only downside is having more kefir than I could ever drink

thinking about helen keller's eugenics phase again

i'm evil

everyone's favorite openly neurotic coworker

I need to stop getting zoinked on weekdays, I just get paranoid about work

what the fuck are you all talking about

I love that gen z did a shoegaze revival

I wonder if the 5 wealthy catholic families that own everything around here are mad at trump

I think it's time to put the winter socks in a different, inconvenient place

I accidentally stayed logged into youtube at my sister's airbnb 3 years ago and someone listened to NBA young boy never broke (?) for one night. I've never listened but the young boy is still in my feed, there is no escape

video games in the style of lana del rey

my body is NOT my buddy

crashing out about my job having a lack of clear strategic priorities