Always coming back to this banger by @theauthorguy.bsky.social

Yes, it's totally about semantics. You can't tell, but I rolled my eyes so hard I think I tore a rotator cuff.

I am humbled by these people's bravery.

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

Know what Level III ballistic body armor won't stop? Dead flies in a pizza. Welcome to asymmetrical warfare motherfuckers. Welcome to the Resistance.

Servers, cooks, clerks - ICE is coming to your town. Leave no drink unspit in, no food item undefiled. They're putting your coworkers in camps and murdering people in the streets. Thank you for your service.

They have to eat.

Minneapolis.

*We* are just getting started. bsky.app/profile/greg...

You didn't see video of the 25 people who died in ICE detention last year. They're just getting started. Welcome to the Resistance.

They are going to keep murdering people. More and more people. I only say that because every fascist/authoritarian regime always has. Anybody want to argue that maybe it'll be different this one time?

Please read this & speak out. Understand how relatively modest US investments in health systems and commodities can stem an unspeakable burden of suffering.

AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.

Can Tony Dokoupil eat Kristy Noem's ass while she denies a murder live on camera? Tune in to CBS Evening News tonight to find out.

The suspense of which Trump official Tony Dokopil is going to fluff on the CBS Evening News tonight is electric.

Servers, cooks, clerks - ICE is coming to your town. Leave no drink unspit in, no food item undefiled. They're putting your coworkers in camps and murdering people in the streets. Thank you for your service.

SAFETY: JD Vance: “Denmark hasn’t done a good job at keeping Greenland safe.” Time since Denmark has protected Greenland without an invasion: 1100 years Time since J.D. Vance's 5 hours stormtroopers murdered an American woman.

And it must follow as Greenland follows Venezuela, so will more murders follow this if they are not stopped.

So @apple, ready to put ICEBLOCK back up on the app store? Or do you prefer the role of accessory to murder?

THANK YOU to the brave souls who continue to record these atrocities. DHS Barbie, your narrative is smoke, WE CAN SEE WHAT HAPPENED.

ICE is murdering Americans in the street.

This is the video.

I think, if anything, the "Day of the Jackal"-type super assassin narrative has been relegated to fairy tale status.

This is Peanut. His name isn't Peanut because he's small. It's because he is a lethal threat to a significant portion of the population. Still 13/10 (IG: peanut_tacoterrier)

Jen Sorensen nails the hypocrisy and racism of the "European culture" argument.

I'm almost finished with my first book of the 2026 - and folks it's a banger! I've really enjoyed it! Thank you @theauthorguy.bsky.social If you haven't read his work and you like irreverent humor with heart check it out!

The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried

If you didn't vote for Kamala STFU about the Dems needing to do something. You had a chance to give them power.

Fun fact, crude oil must have a sustained price above $60 a barrel to make further infrastructure and exploration of Venezuelan oil financially viable. It must be between$60 and $70 a barrel to justify production of shale oil viable. Crude oil is currently $57 a barrel.

So, I guess next we attack Cuba and take their, uh, cigars? Bananas?

Hey Piggy! Know who else has massive oil reserves and an unelected leader? Russia.

Chairman JCOS: “Months of planning…” soooo not an imminent threat justifying self-defense

I have never been so ashamed of my country. Those aren’t fireworks. Those are unsuspecting people being murdered by U.S. forces.

We're "at war" with Venezuela the same way Germany was "at war" with Poland

It’s not really war if they’re not defending themselves. It’s - what do you call it - oh yeah, terrorism. (MAGAs scrambling furiously to find out if Venezuelans are brown so they can justify the murders.)

So, I guess we’re at war with Venezuela.

Bring out your dead!

Tim Sandlin is back in top satirical form. Seattle peoples, check out his event, Mon Jan 12 at Third Place Books, Lake Forest. www.thirdplacebooks.com/event/tim-sa...

No new audible credit yet, but @theauthorguy.bsky.social has two on sale, so I’ll be well taken care of for a little bit. Gonna rise some anima first!

I’ve heard that some believe that whatever you’re doing on New Year’s Eve you’ll be doing for the rest of the year. So that’s me booked for a year of screaming at the top of my lungs, “Fuck You 2025 and all y’all assholes who starred in it.”

People of Bluesky! Are you ready for the Top Squirrels of 2025??????

My favorite performance of his is when he keeps performing Omar bits from The Wire in Cedar Rapids. Dead funny.

One very long, nauseating, true sentence. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

The truth always finds you, even on Truth Social...🤣🤣🤣

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