Virgo: Stop waiting for perfection. Take the pile of shit that is your life and build something.

It looks like all of Canada is on fire. The least we can do, and I do mean the very least, is not be dicks about it. (Lookin at you, Piggy.)

Was unaware of the Never-ending Pasta Clause of the Constitution, but will ask my server about it.

You can't complain about news coverage of your speeches on the same day you announce you are going to charge for advanced notice of market-moving announcements out of the White House.

He's also hearing some interesting things from his people in Hawaii about Obama's birth certificate.

So weird,we are waiting for a Presidential address that we already know is going to be nothing but paranoid lies to facilitate the Administration's interference with the mid terms and online bots are the only ones acting like it's not a scam. Feels like Kafka outlined it.

Yes, I know you voted for explosive diarrhea, but I thought that was a metaphor for your candidate's speeches.

Come get yo clock and yo parade,!! people.com/see-everythi...

Happy Birthday Gustav! Anyone who doesn't already have it, check out Anima Rising by @theauthorguy.bsky.social featuring Klimt and the Bride of Frankenstein. It's obviously a fiction but very fun and the physical book is beautiful.

Hey, it‘s Monday. Here’s a picture of my dog:

Extortion is a high crime…👇 Impeach. The. Motherfucker. Now. 😎✨

[Exit Queen.]

WSJ EDITORIAL BOARD: “.. the President is right that his tariffs are at work — in destroying U.S. jobs .. The U.S. has lost some 75,000 manufacturing jobs since January 2025 .. “His trade oscillations and border taxes are a major reason .. why Americans are so unhappy.” www.wsj.com/opinion/how-...

Just saw a WAYMO commercial where they echoed Sarah Connor's speech about why the T1000 will be the best protector for John Connor. It never gets tired, it never has to wee...

So, a Writ of Habeas Tortoise?

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This is what Fox News has been waiting for all week: their team to arrive.

100 years ago.

“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.” @reuters.com

@kenjennings.bsky.social Thank everyone for the mention, Ken. Means a lot to me.

Sacre Bleu!

My posts most days. I'm sorry.

Another @theauthorguy.bsky.social clue tonight on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social, this one you need to know the name of one of his novels.

Presidential pardon in 3-2-1

Transgender people in sports is almost as big of an issue as voter fraud. Both are invented issues designed to scare the gullible idiots.

Here are the top 5 dogs of June!

I'm very sorry about the more money in local politics and trans athletes decisions. I voted for Hillary so things like this wouldn't happen.

That sound you're hearing is Stephen Miller making his moaning O-face.

This is absolute nonsense. I was an insurance agent for five years. It is not unusual for people to not use their health insurance. Also, the ACA isn't free. If people aren't using it, THEY are still paying for it. This man is a nitwit.

Today’s real book find

A "taco truck on every corner" feels like more of a promise than a threat.

One of the reasons Ukraine is starting to eat Russia's lunch is Russian military officials were afraid to give bad news to Putin about Ukraine's drone offensive progress. In other news, another Russian defense minister fell out of a window yesterday.

Not sure that's the way you want to talk to those who are taking care of your elderly and infirm. They didn't do anything wrong. They were here legally until yesterday.Dunking on people who have suddenly been put in an untenable position because of the most racist Court since Dred Scott? Seems weak

"Talkin' Bout a Revolution" (Tracy Chapman): An acoustic call to action that asserts the poor and marginalized will eventually rise up to demand their fair share of resources.

Watching your enemy destroy itself should be more fun than this.

Well said, Senator.

The original order from the White House was to shoot everyone who says the pool is green and not American Flag blue, but the National Guard is kind of slow-walking that part

"Son, I know you love your country, so your duties as a soldier will be to -- checks notes -- guard pond scum."

I was going to joke it would come to this, but here we are. Nothing too absurd for this administration.

Oh yeah, I remember hope. I remember joy. I missed you crazy kids.

When listing the colossal failures of this war, needlessly bombing a girls' school and killing 162+ young girls for no reason should never be skipped over.

Breaking News: the algae has agreed to accept $300 billion to consider vacating the reflecting pool

Jeebus H. Christ this guy is stupid. How do you get to age 70 and not know anything about autism? What's worse, why would you put someone like this in charge of special ed? (In case you don't know, everything he says here is false.)

The CEO of Anthropic A.I. predicted in April '26 that A.I. will eliminate 50% of white collar entry jobs and cause 10-20% unemployment in the next 5 years. Near Great Depression levels. But look at that stock market! Enjoy your lovely data center. www.axios.com/2025/05/28/a...

"In many ways Iran is going to emerge stronger after this war than it was before." -David Rhodes, MSNOW

TACO Sunday!

Noir $2. For a limited time. www.amazon.com/Noir-Novel-C...

Got YouTube TV and can now watch Turner Classic Movies on my computer. It's amazing how good these old movies look on a high-res computer screen where I should be doing my work.