I have never been so ashamed of my country. Those aren’t fireworks. Those are unsuspecting people being murdered by U.S. forces.

We're "at war" with Venezuela the same way Germany was "at war" with Poland

It’s not really war if they’re not defending themselves. It’s - what do you call it - oh yeah, terrorism. (MAGAs scrambling furiously to find out if Venezuelans are brown so they can justify the murders.)

So, I guess we’re at war with Venezuela.

Bring out your dead!

Tim Sandlin is back in top satirical form. Seattle peoples, check out his event, Mon Jan 12 at Third Place Books, Lake Forest. www.thirdplacebooks.com/event/tim-sa...

No new audible credit yet, but @theauthorguy.bsky.social has two on sale, so I’ll be well taken care of for a little bit. Gonna rise some anima first!

I’ve heard that some believe that whatever you’re doing on New Year’s Eve you’ll be doing for the rest of the year. So that’s me booked for a year of screaming at the top of my lungs, “Fuck You 2025 and all y’all assholes who starred in it.”

People of Bluesky! Are you ready for the Top Squirrels of 2025??????

My favorite performance of his is when he keeps performing Omar bits from The Wire in Cedar Rapids. Dead funny.

One very long, nauseating, true sentence. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

The truth always finds you, even on Truth Social...🤣🤣🤣

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The management regrets that there will be no "Best Of" for 2025. Please respect our privacy during this difficult time.

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Anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention could see that was happening.

Anyone notice that around the 25th of the month Piggy gets super agitated -- manic speech and posts, completely unhinged. I'm guessing that's when he gets his monthly infusion of Kinsula, an Alzheimer's drug. (Health professionals? That make sense?)

In the 1980s and 90s, Amnesty International sent camcorders to countries that were abusing human rights, having correctly determined that by recording and distributing evidence of the atrocities, they could be stopped, or at least mitigated. Keep filming ICE. Be safe, but keep at it

Re-Reading my favorite book of the year: 'Anima Rising' by Christopher Moore ( @theauthorguy.bsky.social ) - with coffee, of course. ☕️😎 📖 #BlueBrewBooks #BestOf2025

Celebrating 9 months since Pam Bondi released the Epstein files!

The dismantling (demolishing) of USAID is one of the cruelest, unnecessary, and appalling things in our long sad history as a "Christan" nation (my ass!). Even if they cared nothing for the lives of the millions who will die (they don't) it was also bad financially and destroyed "soft power."

This a dozen times --

"Protecting" Nigerian Christians was a nakedly political move. If he wanted to save lives he could save 600,000 by reinstating USAID without firing a shot. This was not a Christian act, this was a play for Christian votes in the face of massive moral and ethical failure.

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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

From the Hamill House to your's: MERRY CHRISTMAS !!! 🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶

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A reminder that President Obama spent Christmas Eve as President with children at hospitals. The orange felon will spend the holidays with corrupt billionaires and immoral loyalists friends at his crime hub Mar-a-Lago at taxpayer expense. There’s a huge difference.

It is time for the annual reading of the sacred text. Now reading The Stupidest Angel: a heartwarming tale of Christmas terror by @theauthorguy.bsky.social

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Merry Christmas!! 🌟 🎄🐿 ✌️😎

Since we've moved into the hat universe now, Daisy is grateful that she can wish you happy holidays @theauthorguy.bsky.social

will dogs in santa hats count? lyublyu sends his best arooOOoooos

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After my German Shepherd's latest blood donation, the blood bank coordinator asked for her to pose in a little photo booth. She tried to fit Daphne with antlers, but MAN she was just not into having anything on her head. Even just sitting there she had this sad "this is beneath my dignity" face.

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