This is the dude who spray painted hair on his noggin, because he is so insecure.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Over a third of the US stock market is like half a dozen sex pest billionaires selling tulips and tulip farms back and forth to each other, each desperately hoping the other guy is holding the bag when the bubble pops. Also the tulips tell you to kill yourself while they seduce your kids

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

Weirdly enough I was telling my first-years about "warrior ethos" last week. Here's the skill set of a Top Viking, as set out by a dude who'd have gone through anyone using the phrase "warrior ethos" like a well-aimed axe.

The view is even better on camera 3. www.youtube.com/live/BqmpkUd...

I'll take the bullheaded, deeply flawed, 1990s quest for authenticity and cultivating a core which you shouldn't sell out over this any day. Any day.

Exhibit A at The Hague just dropped

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

Stephen Miller and Russ Vought have likely gamed out a shutdown scenario for months, and now we get to see what they've come up with

It's really sweet that our pandemic butterfly wing surgery video continues to inspire others to use contact cement and card stock to help injured Monarchs and Swallowtails to soar! See the comments on the blog post about Jess at www.esotouric.com/jess

Every Oregon journalist rn

Absolutely theeeeeeee fuck not.

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I understand his creative vision here, & I think I can help. Just imagine it: Every LCS done up in gold leaf. The whole world will tremble in fear at our new 'Warfighter Ethos'. Now where's my defense contract? (I'm still working out where to attach the cherubs, tbh.)

Trump: I'm not a fan of some of the ships you do. I'm a very aesthetic person and I don't like some of the ships you're doing, aesthetically.

this isn’t true, but i strongly encourage the president to keep telling the country he’s going to cut off their social security and medicare

Someone please check in with Jeffries about whether he thinks being shot in the street by a platoon of Marines is a kitchen-table issue.

Munch munch crunch crunch slurp slurp

Every USN vs PLAN encounter after 2032 is like the USS Masculine Warfighter, Glorious Defender of the Cracker Barrel versus six identical copies of the CNS 我们昨天建了这个 supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships

“Did you order the Code Red!?” “YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!”

....i didn't realize this sort of thing was going on..... i recommend *not* wearing a titanium ring with a lithium battery in it ?? and if it starts to swell while you're wearing it to absolutely not get on a plane ???

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

The latest post from the President of the United States is an AI video of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, which includes statements Schumer never made and features Hakeem Jeffries in a sombrero and fake mustache with mariachi music in the background.

The fact the governor of Illinois is beging for citizen coverage because media as a whole is intentionally not covering the governments terror campaign should be absolutely a five alarm fire if you are not already figuring out the federal government is at war against us.

CLOSE UP: The Commodore 128D

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

of all the dumb shit that sucks these days, the dumbest and pettiest shit that sucks is the way people fetishize debate. i would like to revert to the old roughly agreed-upon cultural understanding that debate club is for boring friendless nerds

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

This little man has been curled up by me exactly like this for hours now

Eww, San Francisco

BREAKING NEWS: Oregon sues Trump administration over unlawful federalization of National Guard. Read more.

Wow and he seemed so normal

it's almost time to catch major league baseball playoffs fever because major league baseball playoffs fever vaccines are unavailable following new directives from the dept of HHS

Hakeem Jeffries twisting a huge dial labeled “appeasement” back and forth as he anxiously looks out at a crowd of consultants, waiting for them to boo or clap

if medbeds can cure anything why does he look like that

People who don't realise that Nineteen Eighty-four was a warning, not a guidebook, are just the worst.

“Can the president tell what is real and what is not real” is a pretty simple and important question and I think the answer seems pretty clear

i’m from one of the biggest cities in connecticut (which means it’s the size of a normal town in california) and the first time someone else from CT told me they were afraid to go there at night i laughed right in their faces. i still can’t fathom it.

i do not think we are going to like why the President's account is posting MedBed nonsense

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

It is clear that, to save U.S. democracy, the country needs both a different governing party and a different opposition party. 🤯

Checking the news every morning like

Five years ago, @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social and I did a story about rural Oregon's fever dream that Antifa was coming to their town from Portland. Hundreds showed up armed downtown because they heard on Facebook that "Antifa buses" were coming. No buses came so they said Antifa "retreated."

Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...

Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes

They had a show in the 90’s called Taz Mania where Taz had a family that dressed like humans which establishes that he wasn’t actually a wild animal but just sort of a weird naked guy

if there's one thing that should tell you everything you need to know about LinkedIn, it's the sheer number of techbro MBA-heads who are posting massive and ill-informed rants about wanting a Government shutdown plus a massive RIF, and that there will never be any negative effects.