Let’s take a look at how Apple’s auto captioning is working on Elmo

theres a very specific reason at play beyond bigotry too which is that if you constantly place the blame for cocking up he country on the one demographic that had basically no say in any of it, you thereby exonerate your main audience of rancid walruses that signed up to be told theyre blameless

New @nogodsnomayors.com tenet just dropped

τό παῖς εἰμί ἀγαθός

what I mean when I say I'm "having a good time with the fellas"

Never had a particularly healthy work-life “balance” but today’s gonna be a REAL “bury the nose in the grindstone” since it’s the first Father’s Day & parent’s wedding anniversary (same day) since dad passed … Hoo boy

He sent the national guard to stand watch over his algae pit. Unbelievable.

(1) bibi has to look strong before election (2) trump wants to get out of iran as soon as possible (3) iran wants to raise the costs of the war + prevent future escalation + prevent proxies from being attacked hence, why i think we see the deal collapse because these 3 things are not compatible

oh no www.axios.com/2026/06/19/t...

As someone w/ a minor in labor studies who spent ~15 on the board of a labor festival celebrating a strike NAMED for a piece of music, lemme tell ya the history of organizing music is long & proud - fuck being “cringe” that shit slaps & anyone who hates is is a scab deserving of a sharp verse

This is a genocidal statement. And that speaks for itself. This is the statement you make when you know the United States won't do anything. When you know Donald Trump let his own surrender deal be ripped up and immediately called for two more months of "talks" because your war called the shots.

Temu Douglas House by Richard Meier

There’s no pleasure in saying “we told you so” but good god did we all tell them so Absolute clown-show he-man anti-science bullshit cockup reaping miserable rewards

The CharCUTErie special: great, but a real challenge for nail-biters

COME THE FUCK ON

*bangs table* ᶜᵃᵖʳᵒⁿⁱ Caproni CAPRONI 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗜

FON is one of those things that normies don't value until everything breaks down

It's the perfect metaphor. Fix something that isn't broken. Ignore experts and scientists. Spend tons of public money enriching Trump's friends. Reveal the fix as superior. Watch in the following days as it immediately becomes extremely clear how they made everything worse.

These assholes back down when we push back. We should push back more often. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/c...

An all-time own goal, just in time for the World Cup.

BREAKING NEWS: After seeing the Iran MOU, Kim Jong Un has urgently petitioned the UN Security Council to immediately order Donald Trump to bomb North Korea. *probably

One could say even “chuffed”

How It Started vs. How It's Going

Really can’t thank Absolute Green Arrow enough for giving me, just, the PERFECT response image

great time for a sewer line to explode, The Erfurt Latrine Disaster 2 would be fantastic

Remembering when “those pickled cabbage sycophants with the ill-fitting shoes” was the sort of slur we’d level at the Soviet Block www.thedailybeast.com/foul-smellin...

Oh, well, that’s good

Check your settings, folks - Bluesky updated & unchecked “require alt-text for images”

I love when the Versailles Treaty is trending. That's always a good sign

Did he sign it in a rail car too?

I swear to god this feels like a @postoctobrist.bsky.social bit made manifest

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Bzooty to Whiskeyclone!

this is astounding. this is one of those presentation slides that actively harms you

Roses are red Tweety-Pie would chirrup

One hundred years - Ten thousand years - ONE MILLION YEARS of @wtyppod.bsky.social

Oh so now it's illegal to NOT sell cops meth oh okay I see how it is

Haven't seen a pinto get wrecked this badly since 1979.

my god, it's real

Well, that was a fucking ride.

*bangs table for emphasis*

This does. Not. Happen. The government does not agree to pay defendants’ legal fees. It is not done. They are doing it in the hopes of avoiding discovery, because they are hiding something that is somehow even worse than what we already know.

At least w/ 1904/5 we got a batshit Homeric odyssey out of it Nothing good came from this bullshit