well let's find out then champ

imagine having such little self-respect that you—a multi-billionaire—get on television to grovel to daddy in hopes that he'll finally say "I love you"

referenda on individual policies like this are another stupid and arguably anti-democratic tradition. it undermines the entire idea of representative government bsky.app/profile/ryan...

fuck it, let's make the clock count down and go back to hockey-style penalties

MLS says a stopped clock would “improve consistency and fan understanding.” For example, stopping play could help fans understand that Continental is the smart choice in tires

“rebellion” is an…interesting choice here

My hottest parenting take is that Raffi is not only the great to ever do it, but he’ll probably never be bested. Michael Phelps-ass children’s songwriter.

I am going to shoot my computer with a gun

architecture sky when you post painted brick

BREAKING: my kids have expanded their requests and have required me to sign a pledge that bedtime no longer exists

👋 Architect here. It's actually really easy to demolish buildings.

I’ll bet anything the Noid was behind this

this one is for @dfdunham.bsky.social 👌

Frank Lloyd Right hand of the father is that anything

sometimes living in state that's 10+ years behind isn't so bad lol

Feels impossible to convey to anyone under 35 or so how SI’s whole thing for decades was “we have the very best sportswriting.” That was the brand. Three generations of kids like me grew up with SI as the inspiration for our careers and as the dream job we all aspired to.

we used to be a proper country (sincere)

green energy tech feels like the only bright spot in the world right now, this rules

I legitimately thought that man just lived in a hospital now, had no idea he was running again

On May 18, 1980, Richard Lasher got up early to get some photos at Spirit Lake. Instead, he was forced to stop because of the massive, explosive Mount St. Helens eruption and captured this photo with his own red Ford Pinto on the road. 🧪⚒️ #OTD www.hemmings.com/stories/mt-s...

I think this take crashed bluesky

RIP Mark Furhman, the last cop in American history to get in trouble for being racist

Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that

carvana, welcome to the war on fascism

oh boy it's real dark huh, storm's abrewin'

we have lived through 1.5 terms of Donald fucking Trump as president and a bunch of rich morons in California are like "yes let's do that here but with someone who isn't even funny" we're not gonna make it dawg

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

the mountain west is so beautiful

shout out to the Hawaii state house, noted brutalist banger

this angle has me appreciating the form and material more than I thought but I am still not down with this cheesy-ass text, should have been a simple brise soleil imo

yeah uh joe biden injured me

it's the same picture

Perfect Bluesky response to plagiarism accusations.

nothing short of prosecuting everyone involved in this administration will appropriately defend democracy from this dumb shit (1.776 ha ha get it) happening again

I think my favorite 538 article was this piece in late October 2016 illustrating just how unlikely a Cubs comeback would be... (The Cubs ended up winning 3 games in a row and won the World Series)

When ChatGPT calls you Shirley instead of your real name, check if your phone is in airplane mode.

one of the handful of tapes we had in the car as a kid. listened to it approximately one billion times. induces a sort of nostalgic trance every time I hear it now.

the tv is too big

not to put annoying discourse into the universe, but it's amusing that the structure of reactionary politics makes it so that Republicans can't or won't take credit for falling crime lol

Talk to your kids about the dangers of experimental filmmaking before it’s too late

first post office to look like a shoebox with a stamp on it. gotta love a duck.

I mostly agree with this but I can think of a few people I'd like to put on its surface

another beautiful day of looking at screens ahead of us

and the senate *might* be in play lol, this dumb country

Reiterating my longstanding policy: if I’m confronted with something that’s either satire or just annoying and I can’t immediately tell what somebody’s deal or problem is that person is getting blocked. I have a foot in the grave and don’t have time to suss that out.