this is how they're indoctrinating your children (complimentary)

Cohn J. Spooner House

this is the only kind of rapture I believe in (repurposing a tiny polish car into a snowplow)

Again already? That's awesome. I have prepared a complete history of the Rapture leading up to Tuesday's Rapture:

I know it sounds like a bit when I say Dan Campbell is one of the few NFL head coaches who try to win every week. But if you judge a coach's desire to win by their decision making in high leverage situations, it's true. Campbell plays to win. That's rare.

I actually think it's helpful to frame it in terms of "he's the nominee and I support him", like that's the game! fuck "did he do all the shit I want" the point of the party is to run primaries and support the winners

I love Ryan's writing about Greenland, the Faroe Islands, etc. because it totally rebukes the idea that you need to either be a hyber-capitalist hellscape or foment a full-on socialist revolution, and instead you can just...do good shit that works regardless of adherence to a particular dogma

I love the Indianapolis skyline 🤗

many are saying

it’s little discussed on text-based microblogging websites but man chicago is so cool

Tuesday's Train Trip. This morning's sunrise and cloud canopy in Chicago.

abject moral rot

Fellas, is it tactical to shop?

Detroit Lions football imo

Lmao Goff had a first down if he had ever run 5 yards in his life but he saw that and said NOPE

I'll continue to be "I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win"-posting, so figure I should address this point that seems to come up every so often Q: "is it still 'winning' if only *some* good things happen in the near term instead of total planetary eco socialist revolution?" A: yes

What a fucking play, balls hanging to the turf there lmao I love this team

idk if the Lions are as good as last year but I am not worried at all anymore, this team is still fun as hell and very good

will never forgive myself for not making him my keeper. I’d blame the talking heads but then it’s my fault for listening to the talking heads.

Time to recite the incantation

we gotta convince Trump to tackle the BOFA epidemic, tell him it’s all because of woke and also black people

more like light unwell amirite

This is really important, Google “Trump sex 12 year olds” to find out more

Many people are saying that the roads are too damn wide.

(antivaxxers mad at RFK Jr about Tylenol) wait it’s *eu*genics not megenics what the fuck

GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

genuinely crying at this one

Tylenol a bridge too far?

head full of dryer lint

RFK Jr. invented a parallel reality in which he is the only one who understands how science and medicine really work, and filled it with weird fake shit he half-remembered hearing on podcasts. Most anti-vax types are like this at least a little bit. Trump is just thinking of a big ACME-brand needle.

ok it would be pretty funny if the rapture was tomorrow tho

We shouldn't lose sight of the fact that Tylenol sucks

jesus fucking christ man

honestly impressive that this guy found a new way to be terrible, respect

ah well nevertheless

lmfao

8:45am in Downtown Indianapolis $7 for the whole day “parking downtown has gotten really bad” well in a way I guess it has lol

mfw that beat drops

take of unknown temperature and this may out me as an unserious bike guy but I hate presta valves (every time I pump my kids tires that have schraders I am reminded of this) and it seems like a lot of their use cases seem to boil down to signaling ~seriousness~ not actual utility

64% women is crazy, that's so awesome

Holy shit dawg

Thirsty Scholar and the cursed intersection of Penn and E 16th

Hell yeah

These people are really running low on normal behavior to pathologize

ASU fans had it the best but watching him during the playoffs as a neutral was clearly a close second, what a fun ride

he is the only good thing about this game lol

Music is the space *between* the notes (derogatory)

you teach your kids to be an activist by teaching them to be kind and empathetic and brave, not explaining technically what activism means! I hate that book lol

Brian Daboll was absolutely the guy who'd unplug the Nintendo when he was losing at Street Fighter