I beg their finest motherfucking pardon

Democracy Dies in Oligarchy

When this is over, I need you to understand one thing and one thing alone: Our own government pushed us into this. Never forget.

Correct.

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His fear tactics ain't gonna work on people with nothing to lose

For the first time in my life, I'm thankful that my father was a fucking weirdo with deadly special interests.

Yes, we do, you old sack of worthless scumbag shit.

BREAKING: My patience and sanity

Why stop there? Hell, tie our corpses to strings and keep our useless asses working, amirite?

If we're not all thinking it, we really, Really, REALLY fucking should be.

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

Meanwhile, we common folk can't afford bread.

This weirdo is crazier than I am. 💜

Democrats reaching across the aisle to hold hands with monsters that genuinely believe all non-white non-Christians deserve to be gunned down in the streets is some next-level diabolical shit.

Is that ghoulish turtle-looking ancient relic motherfucker dead yet, or are medical professionals still keeping its sorry ass alive?

Actually, on third thought, just give me the fucking Jewish space laser.

Firing squad, right fucking now.

Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets

Heartwarming: the worst people you know are fighting. winbuzzer.com/2026/02/03/o...

I'm so sleepy.

That dork even has FRANCE posterizing him on an app he paid 44 billion dollars for.

What’s Not In My Bag?

Thank you, Mr. President. I was worried about what to feed my family this week, but this is just as delicious.

I just saw the dorkiest meme ever, and it was created by the king of dorks lol No kidding, that dork is the only one who makes khakis hot.

Now there's something I never thought read.

The Trump administration didn't start the fire, it stoked the hell out of the fire that was already there.

Anyway, if you're looking for a cheap way to make some tasty brownies, I recommend the Duncan Hines dark chocolate fudge brownie mix and some mini semi-sweet chocolate chips.

Aluminum nitrate, man. Woo, buddy.

We need communities that protect children

You have your idols, I have mine.

Ngl, never thought I'd actually be doing the shit I'm doing. This shit is for fiction, and it sucks so bad that's not the case.

There's a prominent Republican congressman who met his current wife when she was in high school and he was in his 40s, and it's just treated like no big deal by his caucus. Worth remembering when they dismiss the Epstein Files stuff as no big deal.

Guys, I got my hands on some real shit.

This is fucking insane.

The world's largest ring of pedophiles and crooks: Fine. Folks protesting for their rights: ARREST THEM!

@laloalcaraz.bsky.social has definitely captured the vital essence of Trump's view of how it's going in Minnesota.

This @bostonreview.bsky.social piece by @adambonica.bsky.social and @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social is an absolute must-read, as are many of the responses to it. Spread this one far and wide.

This little ass-kissing two-faced rat-bastard really just said fuck the Constitution with his whole tiny chest

Nothing like lazy rich fucks telling us that we need to work ourselves harder an into the graves.

Get his sorry ass. And I suggest that you bring back the guillotine.

Anyway, I've decided that I'm into dudes with thicc thighs and mustaches again.

I will not be lectured on morality or politics by the folks who keep Golden Corral, Lucky Strike and Powerball Lottery in business.

I've never been a fan of the folks who only care about self-preservation.

Mood. www.instagram.com/reel/DSflfe9...

Wake up, hoes. youtu.be/hF9BnhRn_LE?...

Buckle up.

Good Morning.

On second thought, perhaps they shouldn't put me in charge of the Jewish space laser.