With trauma, all things are funny. Pretty sure that's somewhere in the Bible, or possibly the DSM-5.

Oh, she's definitely a ho.

Not Melania working OT to separate herself from the consequences

All right, I gotta get over to my fren's and rob his fridge while I listen to him play beautiful music

Lmfao You gotta be fucking kidding me

Please Repost: I've never been friends with Jeffrey Epstein. I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell.

Truer words, Garebear. Truer fucking words.

Republicans: Maybe nobody will notice. The President:

Keep going.

More specifically, big fat ugly stoopid meanie poo-poo heads

Some personal news: I've never been friends with Jeffrey Epstein. I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell.

I think it's super that the president of the United States is a dementia-ravaged diva who swings wildly from threatening to wipe out an entire civilization to rambling publicly about how the executive producers of "Hart to Hart" were extremely rude to him at Spago in 1983.

Y'all got your funeral party hats ready to go or nah

Bluesky made a wise decision keeping post length at 300 characters.

Looking good, Mr. President. Shall we order the casket now, or wait until the big beautiful day?

Nobody's talking about them but the President of the United States of America lol

Surprising no one, the Trump administration defines antifascists as terrorists. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...

If they think a couple warehouses burning to the ground is bad, just wait until they see what else burns down

Hey, I realize you're all busy with other stuff right now but I wanted to just take a minute to make it very clear that I am not and have never been close friends with the Boston Strangler

So, the same govt militarizing cops and putting guns on robot dogs thinks more citizens should be called up in a military draft and fed to the meat grinder? I think we should send every single LEO to war before we draft a single civilian. They already have equipment and I guess “training” for it.

They're messing with my snacks and hiking trails, folks.

Y'all pedophilic motherfuckers best leave my wildlife areas the fuck alone. You depend on them more than I do, and far more than you know.

So they're fucking with our public lands now, huh

They can do whatever the hell they want with those new draft rules, either way, my nephew ain't goin' no-fuckin'-where. I don't follow rules and laws written and enforced by war criminals and pedophiles.

Guuuuurl lol You know we're on the same wavelength

I’m 44. The closer someone is to my age, the better. If our age gap is old enough to vote, then absolutely not

Anyone else hear that gun cock off camera?

Sorry, girly pop, but I don't trust or believe anyone who's ridden that pedophile's sweaty dirty hawg.

Melania right now:

Melania's out there begging y'all to forget about the war and focus on the Epstein files instead, if you want to know how well things are going for the Epstein class.

All right, who wants to be a hero and go down in history as one of the coolest people on the planet?

Flirting is for weaklings and amateurs. Lock him in a cage instead. He'll grow to believe that he loves you eventually.

Christian Nationalists, who dis?

After work, I'm going to my fren's place to listen to him play piano, and to eat his snacks.

LET THE MAN COOK

Them gals got us pullin' up like

I used to drive all the way to the south side of San Antonio, to an old HEB parking lot, just to beat the construction workers and buy tamales from an old Hispanic woman who sold them out of her car trunk. My co-worker's wife makes them exactly like that old woman did. She got me like:

She makes the best goddamn food too

My co-worker's wife is bringing me a tray of tamales tomorrow morning. I'm on top of the world and y'all can't tell me nothin'

Automatic hands-free sink✅️ Automatic hands-free soap dispenser✅️ Automatic hands-free dryer✅️ Door handle that you have to jiggle, turn, pull, cuss at, and fight for your life to open with you bare fucking hands ✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️

Haters will say this is fake

Ain't no way y'all are convincing me that an AuDHD brain is the defective one of the group lol Ain't no motherfucking way

Them: "Sure! You can be honest with me!" Me: *am honest* Them:

Will be shortly teaching socialism in an economics unit for my grade 7s. It is hopefully not going to get me fired.