1 more strike and they'll make me wear the diaper labeled Idiot to work

Change in Headline

☑ Exclude Ai Generated stays ON during sex

let's see who's hiding under here, yup it's Will again

Cocks Cocks Cocks

judge did NOT approve of my 'Exhibit A' shirt with an arrow pointing at my dillz

back in my day we only had to do part time aura farming over the summer until we could afford a house

this turned out p cool imo, "only" 18 minutes to render

a lil test render before my gpu crashed lol

dick cheney is dead ✨

it's unreal how far ahead of us China is in every way

dr phils face burned into my plasma like the shroud of turin

if only there was some cautionary tales about this

just one hit bro, i just need to level out bro

My pull out game so weak I would have aced that Gom Jabbar test.

jour operating system is a piece of shid!!!

jackal intern

Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too

yeah you could say I have dinner plans

Remember this easy rule: Shoes before JNCOs: whole body stinkos

oh you can rotate an apple in your mind? you are like baby, watch this:

Post workout checklist: ☑ Stretches ☑ Water ☑ Crying ☑ Pissing ☑ Shitting ☑ Throwing up

no i’m not wearing a Sexy Elephant Man costume, why do you ask

Rainbow trout

Pretty good

Lol @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social

thank u mister president, the new whitehaus is stunning

the only phone screen I've ever broken is the one on my Nokia 3310

House (Series, 2004–2012)

snart helg

Simplified

what in the goddamn hell

new episode where we go over that time that the city of austin put the renaming of their Solid Waste Services Department to a public vote

Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man

Fred Dursts silence on current events is deafening

im at the horseshoe event horizon right now, clapping my greasy hands together as I'm stretched into an infinite dipshit. where I'm going I won't need eyes (to avoid reading your posts)

cough that slime up phlegm boy, no more sizzurp for you

apple watch but good tim apple, my dms are open