Oh wow Microsoft tries to bury a BitLocker bypass and root shell vulnerability, and it looks very much like an intentional backdoor.

Sonny bout to make me cuckoo for somethin else

they play this at Guantanamo Bay while ur hanging upside down i think

yeah that's the money shot

I finally found it! The pot at the end of the rainbow!

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

thought about this one again

making charts in excel < making sharts in my fr*ggin jorts

jesus fucking christ lmao

self-evaluation

what happens if a force that cannot be stopped hits an object that cannot be moved?

Hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is blowing the whistle on Boeing

many thanks to @ruleo.bsky.social for making this several years ago

less than 1 hour until da weekend babyyy, snart helg youtu.be/Fn60USC_soo?...

okay i’ll bite, who’s Epstein?

twink deftones

I guess I can share the bleet now

am i right fellas

true ✅

www.youtube.com/watch?v=juqo... unrelated watch this bitch

sickosyes

graphic design is my passion

sorry sorry my google glasses told me to overthrow the government

if i win the euro jackpot im bringing back Yugoslavia; bigger, better and most importantly uncut

It is time. tinyurl.com/4ywju7rm

forza horizon 6 is a strong goty contender

it's not as much about winning the eurojackpot as it is about the eurojackoffs we make along the way

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

stanced up at the cringe factory, working 100 quintillion hours to earn 20 NOK (that’s 2,16 United States Dollars to you baka gaijins)

the simpsons slideshow, public domain, magazine screenshot, amiga (1998) archive.org/details/Amig...

I’ve got a loaded gun on me

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

the bigger events like groverhaus endure but there are so many beautiful little posts lost to time like the goon who believed smoking weed made driving safer because it let him see a few seconds into the future

proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction" reality: a man falls through the earth and into Parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies rows & rows of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it, yelling "my man have you tried lsd"

[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]

Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added

bless up to me, i’m hogging all the blessings yum

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

hmm

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

“baguette” is a French word meaning “bagu that is a girl”