It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food

BIG GEE BEE

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

It's distressing how much American history I learned from Berkeley Breathed and Dave Barry

My middle/high school history classes usually barely made it to WWII before the year ended so Bloom County and Doonesbury collections were inadvertently how I filled in the blanks between 1960 and 1990

Furthering my theory that this entire website is for people who owned Doonesbury collections as children and understood about a third of it.

They don't tell you this but you can just literally go to bed.

Uncrewed aircraft played a key role in city agencies’ efforts to determine the extent of the damage. vist.ly/5aiab

it's deathride time this weekend and all of us are laughing about the performance enhancing sticker again

Hi, Mechanical engineer here Columns only do this when they are very stressed

and how about "The Cyclops"

Guys after 10 years of searching thru my files and hard drives and old computers, I finally found it again; the single best Missed Connections listing I've ever seen

mods are asleep post illegal scooby gang member "Mike" who was cut out before the show began

We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to

Can you even imagine what the application/retention rate at a business would be like if one of the perks was "two or three times a year we all get on a bus and go on a museum tour or to the aluminum recycling plant or Colonial Williamsburg, pack a lunch"

Getting to go on a fun educational trip should be a regular thing at companies for mental health reasons

what if i hardwired some lava lamp sconces in my house mathmos.com/product/neo-...

Types of Tornado Alert xkcd.com/3267/

the first cheating scandal in the Tour de France happened in the second year of its existence, when the winner of the first TdF and a bunch of other cyclists got DQ’d for riding cars and trains during the race.

CARTOON/BASALOPE.GIF

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

Smash that fav if you believe america is all about having a damn cerveza with your buddies...

where 2 cop

me on my phone in the bathtub using ssh to my computer on my desk

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

THE FIRST INTERSTATE BANK WORLD CENTER BUILDING IN LOS ANGELES HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY A WEAPON FIRED FROM THE SPACECRAFT PARKED OVER THE CITY! DOWNTOWN L.A. IS ON FIRE!

THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING HAS BEEN INCINERATED BY SOME SORT OF BLAST FROM THE SPACESHIP PARKED OVER MANHATTAN! THE BRONX TO BROOKLYN IS ON FIRE, EAST INTO QUEENS AND ACROSS THE HUDSON TO JERSEY, AS WELL!

THE WHITE HOUSE HAS BEEN OBLITERATED BY AN ATTACK BY THE SPACECRAFT OVER D.C. FLAMES ARE HUNDREDS OF FEET IN THE AIR. THE CAPITOL BUILDING HAS BEEN FLATTENED.

wait they made a fucking iron lung movie???

i t k e e p s h a p p e n i n g

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

... what the hell is the "Promise Rover"? There's Maggie and Optimism - the earthbound twins of Curiosity and Perseverance - but I can't imagine stealing either of those while the missions that they are respectively supporting are active.

ok do i want to be awake at 3:42am to watch the launch of the last Pegasus XL rocket www.space.com/space-explor...

Brutalist 7-eleven r/brutalism

bumper sticker on a Model 3 that says “I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE HE INCITED POGRAMS”

A line that stayed with me from an old hiking book: > The safest place to store water in hot weather is in your body. People have died of dehydration with water still in their canteens. this isn't a metaphor for anything. finish your water bottle.

hate it when im making coffee and the text at the bottom of the screen reads 7 A.M. NOVEMBER 8TH THREE DAYS BEFORE THE EVENT. c'mon man

time to post my absolutely favorite meme

Dad stepping outside with his morning coffee and surveying the timeline; “We really needed this discourse”

I'm seeing people talk about price controls as decommodification, which is bonkers. You can't take a micromanagement policy fully enclosed in the logic of the background permanence of the relevant capitalist market and just call it decommodification. That's like marketing fraud.

Personality test where they just play you Mountain Goats songs to see which one causes you to have a visible emotional breakdown first

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

4pak of miscellaneous reaction images, enjoy thinking of what kinds of posts you could reply to them with

i am begging my coworkers to actually read their emails before responding to them

i paid for the whole tire, i'm gonna use the whole tire