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Dog on da bus

Snow buntings flying along Montrose Pier a few days ago.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

move over Beavis

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All the Epstein emails are like On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote: Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready… On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote: Pop cofn taste good .

Yup, you know my Yuletide ass had to freak it

It seems like the President may be some sort of pedophile

You get so caught up in “would that itwere so simple”, you end up forgetting about “is it hard to dance with all those bernanners on your head?”

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.

I thought this said Michelle Wolf, the comedian lady who did the White House dinner that one time. It would be crazy if she emailed notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein

It seems like the President may be some sort of pedophile

Hakeem Jeffries talking to a gaggle of press, after weeks of cashing checks and nothing else: “Frankly I’m tired of mister poo-poos little doo-doos.” Guy in a Star Wars shirt: “Finally, the gloves are off.”

Doctor said I gotta get sucked crazy style to cure my ailments

Denis Leary you are looking stunning my guy

Business rent is way too high on Mag (not Miracle) Mile so companies are just shuffling around. H&M moved two blocks down the road to save cash. He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.

#dablobs follow-up: $4k donated to ORGANIZED COMMUNITIES AGAINST DEPORTATION from funds raised on the stream. we also donated an additional $1k from Nourish Chicago recurring donors to the OCAD Mutual Aid. $5k total from our community direct to those most affected by this violence and cruelty.

also - if you’re 3D printing whistles or anything like a doomsday prepper: reach out and I can try to find folks who are putting together bags with know your rights zines and other resources with plans for distribution

How it started/How it is going

BREAKING: We won! Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years. pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

Every single person in Little Village fighting ICE/BP this week, each one of those people had more courage than the entire party leadership put together. Every single person in the street resisting in LA, Portland, Chicago, they're ALL showing more backbone than useless top tiers of Dem apparatus

Hmm is this allowed?

Dr Frankenstein is something of a Modern Prometheus, hence why his creature in the new movie looks like the big white guys that drink the black goo from Prometheus

Is it hard to dance with all them bernanners on yer head?

I have footage of the creature

Cool

Shut up bitch!!! Get outta here!!!!

I love da Hoosiers

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Chicago police officers securing an exit path for Border Patrol vehicles in Little Village. Ald Byron Sigcho-Lopez (he's the one livestreaming) has some words for them as they drive away.

Ok I had to go find the clip bc this is the energy I will be bringing when anyone ever asks me if I use this ugly nonsense x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...

still no updates here

Watching Pluribus

Saw Soul Glo last night and took some bad pictures of them

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

Cute picture of me and Stevie :)

It’s time to deck the halls! Yeah, freaking City Hall, that is. It’s the Yuletide season for the mayor and council and all their little friends

Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.

Got my dick stuck In a Mexican coke

FRANK BOOTH: straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! CHATGPT: Wow! 🤯 that was a really passionate statement! You clearly have thought deeply about what love means!

Don’t have time to figure out more about this one

Rev. Black is the reverend you’ve seen in viral videos getting shot in the head with pepper balls outside the Broadview ICE facility.

Gotta figure out what song it’d be funny for me to listen to 50 times in the next few weeks so it can be my number 1 on Spotify wrapped