Well folks it’s finally happening: as of this afternoon, I am officially

This Christmas…you will believe…this thing could be on…

When she dwells on my topis 😩😩

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Just received this important message from the mayor

Garden state ass….manic pixie dream girl ass…

clark and a pigeon is next

They’re not helping me pack at all, they are lazy entitled zoomers

Whole family gathered round the tv watching the episode of storage wars where they found Suge Knight’s garage

Watching Red One

This is what they are doing in our woke mil of tary these days

The reason for the season:

today is the only day you can repost this

Just found out that Batman smells and Robin laid an egg :(

Does anyone know the name of this man? I came across him on TV just now. He is delightful!

Dumb prick

They’re gonna cook me the comments for this one, but: I actually think jingle bell time is low key a swell time to go glidin in a one horse sleigh

me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million

Proud to Bean American 24 years and running..

barry christmas

Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car

Who’s his little friend whispering in his ear?

Augh

12:32 am on Christmas… trans rights

Bro thinks he’s Richard d James album aphex twin

If the Ginch took place in modern day, he would simply ask ChappyT the true meaning of Christmas so he wouldn’t have to worry about puzzling til his puzzler is sore

Ron Howard has a lot to answer for in this life. Normalizing JD Vance…almost as bad as his normalizing of The Gr*nch…

And you will find him wrapped in swaddling clothes…

john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him

She had my ass saying “Fah who foraze! Dah who doraze!”

Three Days of the Condor is a Christmas movie

He is… The Earth Unc

Y’all know what time it is..

family went back to bed. methinks its time for daddy and one mr. paul giamatti to get reacquainted...perhaps over a fine beverage

Ho ho ho

Santa is so fucking cool, dude

Just catching up with the internet. Am I to understand there’s a second meme of a scene where Jon Hamm closing his eyes?

Gf got Stevie a Ann Taylor sweater to match her ears

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