donald trump has died

That’s wassup

Freakazoid season 2 had by far the most Judge Ito jokes of any Saturday morning cartoon ever. Honestly other shows weren't even trying to match that level of OJ awareness. None had that kind of courage.

The Supreme Court seems like it fucking sucks ass, to me. Just my opinion

Chicagoans, come to the Fine Arts Building tomorrow to hear me discuss an eye-opening book about how the AI takeover of everything can be DEFEATED. exileinbookville.com/events/50628

as promised, the Gregg's chicken roll review, for getting us to 900 patrons on patreon.com/whatsallthisthen. plus bonus sausage roll + yumyum review. thanks y'all

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90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

HEY CHICAGO! The city wants to sell your parking meter company to the same private-equity firm that owns Omni Air International, the worst of the worst of ICE's charter airlines. The city council's finance committee is meeting about it TOMORROW. 1/

Zohran sir you need to apologize for being low key toxic and a fake friend who causes drama

Unemployment report: have finished both English and American seasons of the Revolutions podcast, excited to do French next and especially excited for Haitian after that

Cookiepuss, you are on some other shit, brother

Chzesy Deligza…French Fries Ice Cream….always you wrestle inside of me

watching Long Good Friday, this rocks

I don’t know if you should be saying stuff like that

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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

No. I am certain that that is not what time it is.

Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole

Have you heard about this crazy reflecting pool? It is so crazy.

the question is how many american consumers have been convinced to buy their crude oil from aramco since the tournament began

The ideology in question is opposing fascism. This horrific action is a shot across the bow at all of us—everyone who cares about their neighbors, who dares to dream of a better world, who opposes ICE terror and authoritarian repression. We cannot allow the state to disappear them.

Just heard a podcast ad read this whole thing. What is this, the damn Double Dutch Bus??

I fuck with JD Power, but his associates can piss up a rope for all I care

" The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!

I cannot believe it, they are set to star in the film..

That’s why you call her “babe”

so. your butt stinks and you smell bad. speak on that

Rock Chalk Algeria intensifies.

my savage crew

He’s still tippin on two twos

She got me saying “baa Ram ewe”

Thank you for the update, Toon Hive

Nothing but guff and attitude for her father today on father day

Happy Father’s Day to the big man, miss you

Watching the first Scary Movie. It’d be so crazy if Scream smoked weed

I’ve just received reports that Kier Starmer is on holiday in hospital

Stop using up electricity and water to just duplicate something you already do but in a more annoying way!!!! Fuck!!! Shut up!!!!! I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I ha

Here is one of my corgis on a trampoline, in case you need that in your feed today.

I know, I will simply shoot Godzilla with a bazooka

I love this one immensely already

😭😭😭

Nw

She got Me in a arm bar

Thank you for cheers, sir

idk about juice but this website definitely has some kind of fluid

That time that Elon Musk affirmed my gender identity and came out as trans to me.

Everyone say good luck to the books during their sleepover on the ground before the new apartment