the Black Panthers were right

One of the great Tragedies of the Commons is that streaming has rendered DVD special features extinct, and only people with a 25-year-old disc of this movie can watch the "undub" to hear both the Cantonese voices and him actually screaming "I'm somebody's mommy" in shot

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

Every maga beatdown follows the same dunning-kruger script: a man enters with absolute certainty that they are obviously superior, then quickly finds that they are woefully unprepared and useless in ways they don't understand. I'm saying that the movement really attracts a specific kind of person.

"adulthood" Is the point past which a person understands the sandwich is called a "Monte Cristo" and not a "Monte Crisco"

"SOUND: PLINKY PLONK PLATFORM TUNES"

Tumblr continues to be based as hell

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

"we should learn to speak a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend"

peacocks are just twink pheasants

I’m down a rabbit hole on the swarovski website now please send help

The way he said "okay" and went full send is so badass

I'm really glad "tennis elbow" is a recognized medical term because it sounds much more organized than "I still haven't bothered improving my children's nightly routines so that I wouldn't have to physically lift a sleeping one into a top bunk each night and they just get bigger every year elbow"

How dangerous is it being an ICE stooge? the answer will fucking *take you places*

there will never be true justice or equity in our society until we as a culture can grapple with the fact that vanilla ice actually looked like a kitsch swag demigod throughout about 80% of his Cool As Ice screentime

When Big Boy has turned on you, you know you’re cooked.

dominos, I'm so sorry, you were a generation ahead of your time

I am forty years old and it never fucking fails that I feel like I've met a Fellow Old to commiserate with about the old days of dialup internet and retro games or whatever and then they eventually say the word "Bionicle" followed by several minutes of unintelligible gibberish and I flee

the RX-79[G] Ground Gundam is the Gundam of the proletariat, and no I will not explain this statement

Notepad is now a code injection vector, tomorrow MS Paint will be able to steal your banking logins, next week we'll find out that Minesweeper has full webcam access when your computer is shut down

omar: "in somalia they execute pedophiles" republicans: "OMG SHE'S CALLING FOR TRUMP'S EXECUTION"

Penn's other point- that the entire DNC watched Obama build 8 YEARS of success on youth outreach campaigns and then dropped those offices immediately- is equally damning. Obama BUILT party infrastructure for young voters. Hillary and Biden told them to fuck off, and now we have "KAMALA HQ 6 7."

profoundly 2001-Newgrounds-coded

Limited Run Games: "digital distribution platforms can take away availability anytime! so we're making physical media! it's literally our whole thing!" Limited Run Games doing digital publishing and one of the fastest release-to-delisting turnarounds in history: "see it's just like we said"

necessary reminder that there is still beauty in this world

There are countless actual human beings right now being denied personhood, and you're publishing articles wondering if the world's most expensive game of mad libs knows what it means to dream.

I literally work in electric vehicle applications and my first thought when reading this was "I really don't think ICE cares about fuel efficiency or any kind of budget appropriation" christ what an infuriating time to be alive, wading amongst planet-altering technologies and neo-medieval crusades

I loved Eternal Champions as a kid but never played the Mega CD version, so I only TODAY learned that the enhanced version has a secret character called "SENATOR" that can "ban" opponents and then levitate them to shake them for money 100% a topical dig at Joe Lieberman, petty and perfect

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Jerrid told me Kamille kept killing his love interests so I asked how many love interests he has and he said he just goes to the Federation and gets a new girl afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding girls to the Zeta Gundam and then he started crying

this one JP-exclusive controller has haunted my entire life and informed all my aesthetics for years and I've never even owned it. crystal/fantastic orange is simply the perfect color. I retroactively coveted the orange N64 after seeing these.

we've reached the point that they're AI upscaling the second- and third-hand AMVs you got on Limewire in 2001 and it's time for me to take my heart medicine and put a hot compress on my bad knee before I go to bed at 7:30 pm

I've been looking for a copy of Sega Rally Revo for a while and miraculously scored a dirt cheap shrink-wrapped one without stopping for even a moment to consider how uncomfortable it will be to actually open it in order to play it so I'm back to looking for a copy of Sega Rally Revo

vindicated at the lack of Dr Eggman in the Epstein files

Media illiteracy is a foundational component of conservatism. Gundam is about robots and lasers Star Trek is about spaceships and lasers Star Wars is about the force and lasers if you make a conservative think about an allegory they'll cry and buy a novelty flag about it

politics controls every moment, every dime spent, every breath taken by the working class... but for "politicians" it's just a game, a sport. we do it for a living. we can't win, quit, or get ahead. they do it as a hobby. and they're the ones that get paid.

An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂

ah yes, the poor, illiterate, famously simple-minded oaf Chomsky just stumbled into a master manipulator's web

People who hate Formula E racing: "it's just real life Mario Kart!" People who love Formula E racing: "it's just real life Mario Kart!"

why we stop making computers look fresh

Media illiteracy is a foundational component of conservatism. Gundam is about robots and lasers Star Trek is about spaceships and lasers Star Wars is about the force and lasers if you make a conservative think about an allegory they'll cry and buy a novelty flag about it