Sharks are sensitive creatures #sharks #art

What a sad, sausage party of losers, con men and dupes. Bye bye!

He's not another Fetterman. Fetterman wasn't at Abu Ghraib with a tattoo on his skin of a Totenkopf .

Using this logic, we should shut down all social media because of the mass shooters who had accounts on Facebook/Twitter/Reddit/Discord/Gmail... Of course, we know it isn't about preventing violence. It's about spite, and about censoring leftist voices and spaces to congregate.

The Bluesky comparison to Parler is so disingenuous. Parler got app store pressure after it was tied to real world organizing around January 6; not because "conservatives used the app." The shooter had a Bluesky account but didn't use it to plan his dumbass assassination plot that fell apart.

This is obviously fake. You don't need to create fake Trump posts when the real ones are bad enough. Again, all this misinformation does is help him as people question what he really said or not.

lol wikipedia.org/wiki/Burr-Hamilton_duel

Okay but what are the odds the guy with the nazi tattoo and Blackwater on his resume is going to support policies you like? Otoh, if being a spree killer isn't a disqualifier, then maybe the Blackwater part is a perk to you.

Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time. All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner." It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.

Alina Habba went on The View yesterday & it did not go well for her HABBA: The DOJ brings real cases. We are not Jack Smith. We are not Letitia James. We bring real cases AUDIENCE: *laughs & groans* HOSTIN: You actually were sanctioned nearly $1 mil for filing a frivolous lawsuit against Comey

Happy german dictators death day, can all those right wing assholes now follow their leader and do what he did 81 years ago? Huh?

Woke 2.0 is going to be merciless

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled asses, yearning 🫦 to be free

It honestly would be a more efficient use of shareholder money to just straight up bribe the Trumps.

They were obviously tactical seashells.

Daily bunny no.3282 goes planet-hopping

The Two Trumps

Can't remember who said it but the summary of MAHA's beliefs as "everything is poison, except actual poison, which is good for you"

NAACP President Derrick Johnson responds to the Supreme Court's decision to gut the Voting Rights Act:

WaPo reports Louisiana’s governor will announce on Friday that he is suspending the House primaries where people have already started voting and redraw the map; I’d expect them to go for an all-Republican map and eliminate both majority-Black districts, not just one.

get in loser we're getting Reconstruction right this time

I have to ask, what is the implication here? That Comey sent a coded message with a picture of seashells on Instagram to put a hit out on the president? Aren't there more effective and less ambiguous ways to contact assassins?

The Senate passed the Voting Rights Act renewal in 2006 by a vote of 98-0. The Supreme Court majority gutted it on the grounds that the Justices personally dislike the impact.

This newly insane, unprecedented legal stalling does nothing but delay our deal with the receiver to take control of InfoWars. We now expect new traps in Alex Jones' amoral war to deny paying the Sandy Hook families, but we're freshly surprised by the U.S. legal system's appetite to put up with it.

Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.

Today's Famous Person with a Cat: Fred Rogers

HOLY SHIT

Ice Machine Reaches Deep Within Itself To Give Man One More Cube

We must understand that the Voting Rights Act was not merely about ensuring Black Americans rights, it was about democratizing America. This ruling is not just a decimation of Black rights and Black Americans’ ability to have representation, it is a fatal blow to multiracial democracy.

Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

“We all need to play by the same set of rules” - @aoc.bsky.social

This is astoundingly funny in that it means you are stupid enough to think he was celebrating a FAILED assassination attempt where no one died

Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew

Scanlon is one of the only members Congress consistently trying to draw attention to NSPM-7

Must be a total coincidence that the FCC launched this probe right after Jimmy Kimmel told another joke Trump didn't like.   The FCC can try to dress this up however they want, but this is just another flagrant attempt to silence Trump critics & stifle free speech. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

She is very lonely

Good to know these are all indictable offenses

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

The Epstein Cover-Up Goes All The Way To The Almost Top. theonion.info.

Ahhhhhhhhh

“Look at this stick I found” by way of the most evil person in the world

This is so terrible. The third country removals are human rights catastrophes; South Americans fleeing persecution in their homes, then being dumped in Kinshasa and told they can’t stay and must go… somewhere. Preferably right back to where they fled.

Here's a transcript of this portion of Trump's speech. Startling to see such unabashed, settler colonial blood and soil stuff being spoken from a WH podium in the 21st century. FWIW, roughly 20% of the population of the colonies in 1776 was comprised of enslaved people of African descent.

Today is my third anniversary on bluesky!!