Once again someone has decided to move the shared files needed to do my job and deny me access to them. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

Granny, meanwhile, was two streets away. She was also, by the standards of other people, lost. She would not see it like that. She knew where she was, it was just that everywhere else didn’t. - Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

I Like Big Buns And I cannot lie Don't give me that toast or rye When you put butter on and some garlic on top I'll eat them and I won't stop Til they're GONE

certain types of liberals during the hunger games: well why don't you just move to a better district!?

A boy band for modern times, N'SAID.

Whelp - humanity had a mediocre run. Let’s see what the octopuses can do, eh?

The fuck? Just because a pilot flies for Delta don’t mean he’s Delta Force. Sure, that 50 year old pilot is going to get into a firefight at 32,000 feet with 100+ captive bystanders. Just…WTF

Hey. Would you be my valentine? 👉👈💕

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it. - Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

Omgomgomg. She’s back!!

Eating a big ole bowl of pickled beets

My god I’m so whipped

I can’t even walk into the bedroom without Tabi jumping onto the bed and yelling at me that should get in

@status.archiveofourown.org is something wrong?!

Okay - I’m puzzled. They state that deportation is their goal and they are shipping people out so fast that they are sending both citizens and people being tried for actual crimes. So….what’s up with the purchase of all the warehouses? There’s something deeper being planned.

And I’ve had people say I’m too cynical when I say that the cruelty is the point

me, 8: i'm gonna be somebody someday me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap

liberals on bluesky are really the most vicious, vile creatures. i get that trump is bad, but you can’t give up all morality in the name of making him look bad. saying shit like you hope his female staff get raped? newsflash, that makes you just as disgusting as the person you hate.

Uhhhhh

There are many horrible sights in the multiverse. Somehow, though, to a soul attuned to the subtle rhythms of a library, there a few worse sights than a hole where a book ought to be. - Terry Pratchett, Guards Guards

“"Newly discovered evidence in this matter is materially inconsistent with the allegations in the Complaint Affidavit” That’s a lot of words to say “ICE lied again”

2 for me. Oysters and sardines can fuck right off

Operation metro surge is ending but operation “go fuck yourselves you fascist pieces of shit” will continue forever.

I have been informed, loudly, that I am late for our nap

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

This has to be one of the most ghoulish things I’ve read in a bit…which is saying a LOT

Some fuckers made a handbag just for me.

(per the second post) Concentration camps do not need to be investigated, they just need to be forcibly shut down.

Jeremy escape the pen this year which means an early spring

When I was seven my mom took me to see the 1982 Annie. I was entranced. There was a little girl with freckles and curly red hair. Just like me!! And she was the heroine of the story! It made the “Firestarter!” and “carrot top!” taunts just that ever so slightly easier to bear.

Logging into Bsky each morning

well what's the harm in trying

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And they did it all without assistance from you. Sounds like maybe they don’t need you, doesn’t it?

Billionaires will literally launch money into space rather than improve life for others

“He always thinks everything has to mean something,” said Ridcully, who generally took the view that trying to find any deep meaning to events was like trying to find reflections in a mirror: you always succeeded, but you didn’t learn anything new. - Terry Pratchett, The Science of Discworld

Tabi mad mad. I was in bed until loud noises got me up to go out to look around. And now I’m making a cup of tea instead of returning straight to bed. She is circling the kitchen and living room like a tiny furry and grumpy shark

i’m gonna keep being annoying about DHS/ICE/CBP in healthcare facilities here & screaming to over prepare after seeing stories from what’s happening here because i never want this to happen to other healthcare comrades & the patients we care for regardless of who they are or where they’re from btw

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“The FAA and DOW [sic] acted swiftly to address a cartel drone incursion,” Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said in a tweet Wednesday, using an acronym for the so-called “Department of War.” 🧑‍🍳💋