Lmmfao. Had this ad pop into my Pinterest feed. I wasn’t wearing my glasses and I don’t fish and let me tell you - bait was NOT my first thought in seeing this

People submitting shows that only they seem to remember and some utter walnut said “Beauty and the Beast”

Seriously - if you wrote under the name Koschka a couple of decades ago? You fucking rock

You all should be thankful I don’t have everyone’s phone number. Poor @ladytea.bsky.social is being spammed by excerpts of the fic I’m reading that particularly amuse me

gonna open an art school for people who are bad at art and will become fascists when they cant do art so we just tell them no you're great

🎶 So many kinds, where can we start? We like them dumb, and we like them smart🎶

Billionaires oppose billionaire tax. Much like rapists oppose consent laws.

Because when I’m shopping for home surveillance I want a company named for the fucker that used surveillance as a weapon

Why do none of these fuckers call their companies Gandalf or Samwise

Why journal when you can have the same level of “therapy” while simultaneously destroying the environment AND legitimacy of any written sources

bluesky in a nutshell

Reading a fan fic that will be old enough to drink in two months

Pizza Friends Money

1: what the hell 2: how long until she looks like a caricature of a human being 3: no, seriously - what the fucking hell

Okay, was there actually a time when RFK Jr was respected? I could swear that he used to be someone to look to for environmental law before all *waves hands* THIS. Or am I having a Mandela effect thingie

Oh no. Just got a heads up text from the noc rn saying she too is sick and calling in.

Everyone keep your fingers crossed that the instacart shopper tomorrow knows what the hell greens and ham hocks are.

I hope ICE has repeated sinus infections

slow cooked country pork ribs in a cajun tomato gravy with rice

Got outside faucet covers to protect against cold. Apparently the old style styrofoam cone is passé and bags are the big thing now. They do appear easier to reuse. Anyone have any input on effectiveness? This is for PNW area

Lmao. Kids are so weird. Apparently there is a 6 7 dance that one of the neighbors kids needed to show me

Acting sup just texted to let me know she got the voicemail so yay no NC/NS

….well then

Tabitha is snoring😍😍

“…psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the psychical violence” Bitch, do you mean insults? The verbal insults as they shoot, gas, and run down their victims? Won’t someone think of the violent facists?!

And now I feel cold.

And our dept sup resigned and left last week and it’s like “who do I call? Am I gonna be a no call/no show”? Left voicemail on the acting supes phone (but is it 0400 on a SUNDAY) and called in to the office to tell them there won’t be coverage until 0900.

Not so fun early morning game - am I getting suck, having a hot flash, or having anxiety issues? Or - is it a combo? The fun. The excitement. The annoyance.

Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon... - Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett

wait what the hell Cast Away is a christmas movie

Oh, new follower. Hmmmm ❌never interacted with me before. Weird but maybe ❌ had a user name like someone pulled random words like “blue” “resist” “vote” ❌follows 78K accts ❌joined Nov ‘25 Guys - I think this guy may not be a good faith acct

Istg I put more time into delaying a shower than it would take to just go do it

Me: ooo - that’s a slide show I’d actually like to see Site: nah, you gotta subscribe to see these pics Me:…..LOLOLOLOLOLOL. no

….the hell?!!?

the secret extra large (shovel included)

erika kirk leaving the life of a trad wife to toss her kids to a nanny, and become a country touring influencer the moment her husband dies is hilarious. he’s probably rolling over in his fucking grave at the thought of her having a schedule outside of prepping 3 meals and doing laundry.

Eating a bag of dick(ey)s

I ordered food. I am also high. I am moved at quarter speed to try to arrange and season things

See this pup? This sweet sweet pup? This little girl has ritually disemboweled double digits of victims since just Xmas eve. And even worse is that @ladytea.bsky.social actively procures the victims for her

Lmao. The Reddit MAGAts are turning on Tucker

Dentists get depressed because they deal with the only part of the skeleton you can see, which is pretty spooky, so they’re getting spooked all day

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