fetching water in the haunted wood (2021)

We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

Do they make ozempic for ur fingers? I want heroin chic thumbs so I can phone type like the zoomers

The chatter around the steam frame is fascinating to me. I really think there's a solid possibility that one of the main reasons VR didn't take off more over the last decade was because the exact target audience absolutely *hates* meta/facebook and they were the only major player.

Calling it right now: that extremely dangerous Blue Angels low pass over the Florida beach is going to go viral, will become political when the pilots are disciplined and then the dickheads at the top will say "These are high T men, they did nothing wrong."

gonna start talking like this to my boss

"The decision: old man edition" is truly hilarious

Nothing shatters the illusion of AI generated images as "art" quite like just stumbling across small artists on social media making a living from commissions who aren't famous or anything, but have undeniably unique and beautiful styles that make your eyes go wide involuntarily and say "whoa cool"

hello #PortfolioDay im shafer, a queer illustrator from the mountains of north carolina. Ive done work for all sorts of stuff but tend to be happiest drawing portraits of my clients cats. shaferbrown.com [email protected]

Next generation of Nvidia consumer GPUs. All the good stuff is saved for data centers, and it'll still cost $2500

So here's my question about Tom Cruise doing Digger: if you're choosing to do what looks like a satire and comedy about incompetent buffoons running the US government, does he remember that he's spent nearly half a century making mostly literal propaganda about American competence?

Blue shell socialism baby. I'm all about it

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

JK Rowling has used her wealth to stoke the fires of a worldwide pogrom against trans people to where she's silenced a Holocaust scholar after JK engaged in Holocaust denial & now done the same to Amnesty International for their warning about trans eradication, but keep buying your Harry Potter crap

I'd be cool to try and do a creative writing project but force myself to use a Dvorak keyboard - but only when doing that project. Force different brain paths

Listening to The Town and it's absolutely insane to me to hear Hollywood execs talk about "finding gems of short story writers from reddit posts to develop gen Z IP" when this would have been interesting a decade ago, but reddit is now the same AI propaganda spam over and over again. It's bizarre

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Hank Schrader sits down to take a shit and pulls out his phone. He scrolls through racist memes on twitter for a bit, posts a shitty take and leaves. The Walt Whitman book with the inscription that implicated Walter White sits untouched. Queue a montage of Hank and Jesse happily making meth forever.

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

At some point we are going to have to reckon with what percentage of the Thought Leadership we get from this class of people is just drug addiction. Either a lot of credulous reporters have never listened to someone tooted out of their mind go on a monologue or they're afraid to call it out.

The falling away of the feigning of decency is one of the most dramatic changes in American elite culture in the last decade. It's ubiquitous, and explains so much of our collapse, but happily it's not universal.

Suddenly, all the sanewashing of Trump and breathless coverage of Biden's age and Hillary's emails doesn't seem like it was a good idea.

These kinds of laws have an invisible ripple effect across the country. A good number of corporations will just change their policies instead of making a NYC-specific protocol. A lot of the consumer protections we have started in one state or big city.

It feels inevitable that Zohran is going to end up on an episode of Game Changer. Or maybe his entire ascension to mayor IS a Game Changer episode. 🤯

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me

we and you ought not now to pull on the ends of the rope

Dude just ask her out, she's totally into you.

It's so hot out I put a dish full of water on my 4th floor balcony for thirsty birds, and word is spreading. I think I might have started a bird bar. I don't know if I have permits for this.

I think "an oyster farmer" should enter political lexicon to mean a candidate that is very good at saying all the right things about policy, but is really obviously full of shit because of their past.

Listening to extremely smart people sound extremely dumb when they talk about software development (one of the few things I know very well) makes me realize I probably don't know shit about most things. 😮‍💨

actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0

If one day on a taskmaster episode there's a hard cut and sam reich is just there in his podium like "I've been here the whole time!" and in a gamechanger episode a curtain comes down and alex and greg are sitting in their thrones I could die happy. The ultimate crossover

We live in a dystopia in every meaningful sense of the word.

TIL that the things the Beatles are singing about in "Helter Skelter" are absolute deathtrap slides for children

Give me a season 3-4 of Andor that has nothing to do with Andor. Give Tony Gilroy $600m for 24 episodes and make it about the lives of the people whose identities Andor stole while under cover. I want to learn about what the actual Coruscant fashion dude was up to during the galactic civil war

I wonder if the modern municipal government of Pompeii takes their local volcano evacuation procedures more seriously than anybody else in the world just because like...you know.

I'm watching American Graffiti for the first time and so far the most dated thing about it is that a cherry bomb goes off in the bathroom of a high school dance and sounds exactly like a gunshot and nobody is freaked out.

the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed

I mean I guess you could get some Elephants over that as either sides of the choke point if I'm understanding this right? I dunno though. I wish I could quit my job and just go to school and study history for a decade

My latest TIL fell-down-a-wiki-rabbit-hole is that we don't know exactly what path Hannibal took through the Alps and its been disputed basically since shortly after it happened. This is fascinating to me.

James Ortiz absolutely deserves best supporting actor for playing Rocky in Project Hail Mary. The more I learn about everything he and his team of puppeteers did the more I will die on this hill.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

The Girl With the Dogs on youtube doing dog and cat grooms is my most recent youtube brain-calming content. That woman is just an absolute angel for helping out all these poor matted creatures for free.

I wonder if emus and alpacas have a group chat where they talk shit about ostriches and llamas?

I'm not capable of rooting for team USA, and I still don't really understand how to watch soccer because I'm a dumb american...but I am getting so much second hand joy from watching all these other countries celebrate their teams. 😊

Shut the door. Have a seat.

Is Mitch McGoneall yet?