Someone should write a story about a curséd device, lusted after as a transformative source of power, that renders its users unnaturally youthful long beyond their time

Crashed out at work today so yeah I think maybe I need to de-stress

👇Rule #3👉

🐭Rule #2🔦

🔫 Rule #1 🎧

JK Rowling has used her wealth to stoke the fires of a worldwide pogrom against trans people to where she's silenced a Holocaust scholar after JK engaged in Holocaust denial & now done the same to Amnesty International for their warning about trans eradication, but keep buying your Harry Potter crap

TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW CAN YOU TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT?

FUCK

Im begging

Helmet, Bevor, and Gorget for the Enetani - "in the Rittorian style" #art #armor #fantasy

I shaved, thoughts?

Back on it ⚔️⛓️

I losing my fucking mind I just saw an ad for toothpaste zyns with no nicotine

I wasnt built for generating shareholder profits, I was built to make delicious food for gorgeous people and falling asleep with a j and a sunset over mountains

Send me strength (caffeine) for this shift today

This could be an all-timer rule of threes

It *is* worth remembering that these hateful geezers are all old and ill, and their younger counterparts are largely incredibly unpopular among their constituents.

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏

As a treat

Lindsey Graham didn't report he had a conversation with Mitch McConnell, but I can report he's probably having one now.

Kingdom of the Enetani mood board

Fantasy characters and some shields

Nice lil item spread, nonstop drawing for a year is paying off

Was it the explosive diarrhea parasite

The beast begins to emerge...this one is taking weeks so all y'all get is progress pics for now

Ive been rewatching Gane of Thrones and boy howdy I forgot how gratuitous the sexual violence is. Its like a bludgeon.

Nothing stops some people

I shaved, thoughts?

I need more swag (piercings and tattoos)

the incel/ai psychosis synergy is very powerful

A reminder that I am a fallible human and only have so much time and energy to allocate on any given day. Rather disappointed by a recent interaction, honestly.

Standing outside in a storm on the clock

if I speak….

I keep waking up just before 5 am, which serves me no benefit other than that ive gotten to watch the sunrise nearly every day

Dark Souls - Lordran

Its 11:11 and I wish for better social cues awareness and also a puppy

Anyway, here's wonder wall (I haven't won a single game of magic the gathering tonight)

Frog King

Listening to a friend talk about their dating life and all I can say is- mutual simping or I dont want it

Real monkeys paw moment