The replies to the reposter inane cartoon are so Bluesky and so satisfying. Also let’s not forget one of the greatest horny cartoonists of all time, Barbara Shermund.

It’s me

The real truth about it is no one gets it right. The real truth about it is we’re all supposed to try.

I’d hate to be a progressive man who made a dead hooker joke around a politicized sex worker with a platform today.

The prophesy was never fulfilled. It was in fact men who would be having more sex with robots than women via LLM suicide machines.

As a fan of Miista boots and Rama Duwaji’s art I finally have a post where the intersections of fashion I like and artists I respect are defended/discussed and that’s already a win in 2026!

GUYS IM FROM 2026 AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. I HAVE TO WARN YOU. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME TO SAVE YOUR FUTURE. THE YEARS BEYOND WILL BE AWFUL IF YOU DON'T HEED MY WARNING you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!

My dog might be hard of hearing enough to not register the fire works. This is a win.

a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles

I would have fallen for conversion therapy if it was called re-integrative therapy if i had never felt the rush of pleasure that hits when i had tasted the honey of knowing i was understood by another human who thought i was hot and also wanted to be friends.

Millennials, I can explain 6 - 7 very easily: “Whaazzz uppppp!?!?” “One Millyon Dollars!” “Yo Quiero Taco Bell.” There, does that help?

Folks we HAVE to stop trusting Twitter numbers for posts it's like everyone left the site and then forgot that it's like a third bots and the view counts are fake as fuck Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

If you love a trans person it is really easy to tell which of these jerks making headlines is lying about everything else.

there are only a few 2026 Hot Dates Calendars left! All profits go to mutual aid for local workers (Intimate Access). Get in touch if you'd like me to reserve one of the last copies :) Front cover: @anikafields.com (many more babes inside!)

That would come later! This is the view from the Ivar’s seating area where all of the former dinosaurs gather to demand a snack. #seattle #seagull #glaucouswingedgull

A seagull photobombed my picture of the new Seattle waterfront.

“Bluesky isn’t as funny as twitter…” Yeah we’re all kinda freaked out about what’s happening to us/our neighbors sorry we’re not the best at americas pastime: making fun of fascism and not doing anything to change our material realities.

I messaged someone who compared an awful Trump hire to a sex worker and hope we can have a conversation instead of a flame war. 🤞🏻

Just watched the 1995 film Johnny Mnemonic which takes place in 2021 and they really overestimated the amount of blush everyone would be wearing/underestimated the amount of Bluetooth we would be using. Other than that they were spot on with pharma companies being really evil and needing to be 🔥

It was Dido’s birthday yesterday. Her voice is so soothing on the single that you forget she is as talented as she is and that’s a skill.

I guess I like Bluesky because I was on the internet a lot before it was cool. Pre MySpace/tumblr/instagram etc. I’ve noticed most people who’ve moved over here successfully can say the same. It’s: kinda clunky not as funny made fun of by people who have more cool points Feels like home. 🥰

You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is

Why are these commercials the same thing?

Stranger things is stresssssing me out!

Christmas congee turned out so yummy 🥣

Should I??

Onlyfarts has a Bluesky link button. Woohoo! I have a new free account on there to post photos algos hate but humans love.

Merry Christmas, BlueSky 💋🎄

Merry Christmas from this Tasmanian Devil, John Waters and me!

One time I had a client who said he hated bangs because he was at a benefit for MLB (what?) and he looked around and all of the help had bangs and all of the stunning/beautiful women in attendance did not have bangs.

I love that I’m not the kind of pretty where men on the internet feel the need to tell me I shouldn’t have bangs. There’s really so much more about me that ruins it for assholes before they get to the bangs and I love that.

I’m hosting an Xmas eve raffle. Go buy your ticket by going to wolffeyes.com and finding the Onlyfarts link. What’s onlyfarts? The name of a website I make fun of that doesn’t actually allow farts on purpose -if I remember correctly. I’ve lost the plot but in a fun way! Go win the raffle!

I wanna bear hug those cheeks

Agreed

Instead of calling people who get paid to lie and sell out large groups of people’s safety and happiness whores as an insult can I petition we start calling them politicians?

Sorry for not sending responses to forms sooner than usual. Just deep-resting and healing my lil scar. 💛 I’ll return messages soon!

Happy Solstice! Looking forward to the longer days, but I always love the interplay between light and shadow and treasure the dark days as well. #photography

Happy Solstice! The days are officially getting longer ✨

You heard her!

With the growing acceptance of sexualized deepfake images as the norm, do you think the goalpost for respectability will shift in favor of the people being deepfaked? Will these images lose so much perceived value because of how easily they’re created that leaked nudes eventually become a non-issue?

Some bruising after my third and final procedure to address the #melanoma that had developed on my face. Thankful I’ll only have a badass scar and didn’t need to address it using chemotherapy or radiation. There were a lot of unknowns for several weeks. Wear sunscreen and check your moles. 💛💛💛

Every time I see an update about how this new regime is forcing its hateful policies onto every person in Americas life I think of a client I fired who went down the Maha drain. I was one of the first workers he saw. It was during the pandemic and I was scared and desperate.

Rainy days/Rainy daze

I stayed quiet about a health scare until I knew the outcome. Sharing an unresolved medical story felt like too much to put into the world without clarity or resolution, especially if it turned into a long or uncertain process.

Forget about a Shitify Wrapped. What’s your therapists most listened to song of the year? My therapists was Cobra by Megan Thee Stallion if you’re wondering. 🐍 ❤️‍🩹

It’s getting cold outside

I got your holiday right here 💋 l am available throughout the rest of the merry season! Give yourself the best gift of your year 🎄🎁 #oursky #gfe #datewa #dateseattle #fmty #blacksky #blackwomen #holidate 📸: @sterling-analog.bsky.social

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EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quiet moments are important.