Circumstances beyond my control (becoming a morning person in my 40s) have made me a 7am yoga girlie.

All spooky babes have: 1) A goblin man they’d like to fuck B) one or more questionable comfort movies

I got to see Cody Rhodes' belly button in person 🥹

Commemorating the last time I was hot, before grant writing and bylaws and filing articles of incorporation took over my entire life.

Losing my Twitter and IG right around the time I'm working on getting a nonprofit off the ground that's been 15+ years in the making seems like fate. The universe is telling me where my attention is supposed to be right now. Clients who want to find me will find me.

My birthday was two days ago, and it's been so special. Spa days, my favorite cake (someone got into it with ice tongs. Not me though, I'm classy), so many sweet gifts, so many fun dates, and so many orgasms. And the month isn't even over yet!

I think I finally got banned from Twitter, and I'm really having trouble making myself care.

I'm still around. Mostly offline. Sometimes elsewhere. Definitely at theonlyfancyb.com 😘

I got an incall! It's adorable and super close to Eli Lilly/the stadium/downtown. I'll be taking bookings there starting the first week of July ☺️

Oh yeah, I kinda forgot about this place 😬

What a fun weekend, but I'm excited to be home watching the WWE Main Event and the only man I'd ever call Daddy, CM Punk 🥰 aka @playercoach.bsky.social

What are the pros/cons (costs aside) of having an incall? I'm on the fence. My thoughts: something stable & closer to home will motivate me to take more & shorter dates, a relaxing environment, & I can offer creative dates (nude yoga, cooking lessons, nuru, more BDSM). Thoughts?

I'm still reeling from Wrestlemania, but I'd like to make it known that if CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, or Rhea Ripley are sad, I'm available to cheer them up (preferably all at the same time 😏)

Happy Wrestlemania weekend to all who celebrate 🙏🏻

Flying three hot women to you and then indulging all of their ridiculous whims is how legendary memories are made 😘 Thank you, R. One of the best Nerdy Nymphs dates so far!

It didn't really hit me how pissed I am about Neil Gaiman until I was unpacking my books and comics. Even if I was a "separate the art from the artist" person (I'm a "that's a personal choice" person), what he did fundamentally alters my perspective on so many of his stories.

I have come to terms with the fact that social media is actively detrimental to my quality of life, far beyond it just being an unpleasant time suck. So I'll be on it less and less, and you'll just have to see my (fantastic) tits & hear my (also fantastic) opinions in person 😘

I've made a wishlist specifically for moving and things for the new house! This is a great opportunity to make my life genuinely easier, because everyone knows moving is a nightmare 😅 throne.com/theonlyfancy...

Since Obama administration, at least, leftists/radicals repeatedly warned that Dems pouring cash into ICE and militarized police was not just evil in its own right, but laying the groundwork for open fascism. We were dismissed, with various degrees of vitriol, for pointing this obvious fact out.

America is under siege by a surprising force: losers.

Amen.

People blaming this entirely on republicans while ignoring that the entire leadership of Columbia and the Mayor of New York and all Democratic Party leadership smearing protestors as “pro hamas” and “anti-Semitic” has made this all possible… we have got to get on the same page my fucking god

if you stay true to your values and standards, are impeccable with your word, self-reflect often, and listen to your gut… I fully believe the universe will bless you 💫

I think the more horrifying thing to sit with is this: the every-day operations of the jail, prison, and immigration detention systems are and have been dehumanizing, and we built them, and they lend themselves seamlessly to the fascist business of stealing and caging even more people

I'll never understand why saying sex workers deserve dignity and safe work conditions is so controversial.

governments should spend money, literally all their fucking money. on taking care of the people from whom they got the money. on building cool shit for the people from whom they got the money to use, like highways and public works. this is real easy how can these people be so bad at this

having been in many rooms where protests are initially orchestrated, i can say sights like this are a highly desired outcome. protests are inherently theatrical & part of that is triggering state actors to unwittingly adopt the role they were born to play.

The reactionary nationalism and exceptionalism I've seen coming from white Canadians in the last month or so is the exact same mentality that helped the US get to where we are.

The Last Showgirl made me miss day drinking and smoking cigarettes, and I would sell my soul for her house.

Happy International Woman’s Day! All titties are real and all borders are fake 🥰

Once again I am suggesting that you break some rules for practice. Get comfortable with breaking rules. When the rules are hurting other people, the right thing to do is break them. We need people who follow their moral code over the rules of their society, university, employer, and government.

How do you maintain the attitude of celebrating every millimeter of forward movement, every nudge of the Overton Window, when time and time again it turns out that we're actually celebrating more harm being done under the guise of incremental progress?

I've been watching a ton of Ken Burns documentaries, and the main takeaway is that any period of seeming peace and prosperity in the US is the exception, not the rule. Being an utter shit show is a national pastime and the thing we do best.

Small acts of kindness and resistance matter. Every conversation, every moment of care and every refusal to give in adds up. You don’t have to do everything. Just do something.

Happy International Sex Workers Day 👠🖤 Remember than celebrating us is important but fighting for our rights is what makes all the difference today and every other day.

Today at the gym I accidentally pulled a pair of panties out of my pocket in front of everyone in class 😅 I wonder what the count is on people who think I'm a slut vs people who think that I have ADHD (it's both)

I'm not posting spicy photos here anymore, or anything where I'm not fully dressed and ~modest~, because they keep labeling lingerie pics as sexually explicit and my appeals go nowhere. I hate social media so much!

Almost no job is always glamorous or safe, and people who feel entitled to something usually don't pay for it– they take what they want through deceit or force. Paying for access to something is basically the opposite of feeling entitled to it.

June Dates: - Indianapolis June 1 - Portland June 17-19

Those who would give up trans girls for cheaper eggs deserve neither. - Benjamin Franklin

Hey: If you made it through the week, and you tried to do some things to help other people — large or small — where you could, and you need to hear it, I’m here to tell you thank you. Get some rest. Figure out today, then figure out tomorrow.

I have very few ~woowoo~ beliefs, because I need actual evidence to be convinced of something, but I do believe with every fiber of my being that money you give away out of the kindness of your heart always comes back to you in spades.

"Well what if we just get rid of Section 230 and see what happens? What's the worst thing that could happen?" Ask a sex worker. The last time Congress changed Section 230, people died. www.thedailybeast.com/want-to-fix-...

Something small but helpful for allies of trans folks to do today:

I started my final big tattoo today, a Disco Elysium piece on my flank, and I'm so embarrassed to say that I tapped out from pain after only 1.5 hours 😅

With illness rates rising everywhere, I'd like to encourage outdoor plans, or ordering food in and playing a board game or watching a movie. I love a well planned outing, and I don't mind adding a mask to my outfit, but safer is always a good choice when it comes to our health 🥰

Happy Valentines day to all of my sweethearts! While I appreciate gifts, especially cash(app)* contributions to my aerial fitness classes, the sweetest present is time with you 💖 *same name as here

despite everything, the world is beautiful