The youths are listening to Crystal Castles and MGMT, heralding the return of indie sleaze. I knew I should have brought my Litas and disco pants with me from LA when I moved here, but I foolishly let someone talk me out of it 😭

April was our biggest donation month so far, but we still left the store with nothing but empty boxes and tables. It was definitely our highest attendance so far, as well. As it gets hotter, it’s only going to get busier, so thank y’all so much for keeping us stocked up! You are wonderful.

I much prefer weekday daytime dates, so I’m debating either getting rid of my weekend and evening availability entirely, or raising my rates for anything outside of M-F 9-4. I get way more booking requests than I can handle, so a change of some kind is overdue. Much to ponder.

Some clients just walk in the door and you can feel the chemistry and they don’t even have their shoes off yet

Incognito mode for stopping by the art gallery where the glorious @theracheless.bsky.social has a showing with some art that I got to participate in 😊

The muscles are cool, but I really do it for the ✨neuroplasticity✨

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

Happy May Day! Don’t forget that worker’s rights have been won with violence and unflinching demand.

Just need to break the 4th wall for a sec & remind the admirers of all SW that keeping up social media accounts is 100% unpaid labor that has become basically required of us so that YOU are more comforted that we are “real” despite ad pages requiring our government identification 🪞 Happy May Day

Petitioning God to install a buzzer in the sky that makes the “wrong answer” sound from Jeopardy every time a civ says the words “feet pics”

Nothing like sitting in a full exercise class while 20 people have a crazy uninformed conversation about how much money you can make on onlyfans. I’m not saying shit tho, who am I to stand between them and the lesson that sex work is *hard* work 🤷🏻‍♀️

Finally getting to meet a longtime secret admirer is so elite!

Holy cow y’all, May is shaping up to be a busy month. I just had to set my scheduling app not to take any more bookings before the 18th, because I’m way more booked than I realized 😅

April was our biggest donation month so far, but we still left the store with nothing but empty boxes and tables. It was definitely our highest attendance so far, as well. As it gets hotter, it’s only going to get busier, so thank y’all so much for keeping us stocked up! You are wonderful.

I added some fun new date ideas to my site for summer! Let's go for a swim or lift weights together, then get even more physical back at the incall 😎 Theonlyfancyb.com

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Thank you all so much for supporting this project. It’s truly the best thing I’ve ever done in my life, and it brings me more joy than I could ever express. I can’t say enough how much I appreciate y’all for enthusiastically keeping our shelves full and helping us keep our neighbors alive 💖

After you book via my website, you gotta submit your screening info within 48 hours of me requesting it. I can’t hold your booking indefinitely, because someone who already screened might want it.

The providers you have saved on your bucket lists won’t be around for forever. Book the experience!

Them: "think of the children!!!!" Me: omg yes you are so right. we should abolish child prisons, stop funding militaries that slaughter children, ensure every child has access to medical care and healthy food, provide mental health counselors in schoo-- Them: NO WE MEAN CENSOR THE INTERNET!!!

Why were people mad about "Paul Revere" by The Beastie Boys a few years ago? Was it the line about the sheriff's daughter? Because I always assumed it was consensual and her dad was mad because misogyny...

Please do not ask bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

My friend told me I should get a little chain between my two nostril piercings, but I think I've reached maximum capacity for nose decor.

Dreams on a Pillow is the game that the establishment doesn't want you to play. A game made by Palestinians about Palestine. This game needs to exist, and we can make it happen. Please back, share, and talk about this game. We must amplify the voices that they're trying so hard to silence.

Repeat clients get lots of perks. I'm chill about reschedules, you can text me to book, my schedule gets flexible, I'll tell you my REALLY crazy lore... Getting through the girlboss version of me reserved for first inquiries is an early step in getting the laid-back lovergirl my regulars get to see.

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The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested! (Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!) www.freespeechcoalition.com/survey

She had more curves than the Monaco Grand Prix and was twice as dangerous ⏳

If you'd like to see trafficking laws in action keeping people safe: someone I know just got slapped with a trafficking charge for "showing anal bones" on stage at a (queer) dance event. The police could not explain exactly where the anal bone is, but the charge looks like might stick 😐

When you get to the bonus levels, it's a whole different world 😜

The first time nailing a trick, especially after two hours of unsuccessful drills, is never graceful, but the video starting with me saying I haven't gotten it yet, and my excitement once I nailed both it AND the hard mode exit felt worth sharing 😁

Repeat clients get lots of perks. I'm chill about reschedules, you can text me to book, my schedule gets flexible, I'll tell you my REALLY crazy lore... Getting through the girlboss version of me reserved for first inquiries is an early step in getting the laid-back lovergirl my regulars get to see.

I stand by this. If you aren't in the sex industry but considering it? Do something else. If you are in the industry, add another revenue stream no matter how small. Talk to providers who worked through 2008. Shore up and batten down the hatches early.

The free store is only a week away! We need SOCKS(!), shoes, hair ties, hydration packets, snack bars, cracker packs, fruit bowls, and menstrual products! Some of these are like $13, and those help just as much as the $100 items!

The most common thing I hear from new clients is "I wish I hadn't waited so long to book"

I wanna be the girl with the most 🍰

I have some availability this coming week. Let's snuggle.

If you can't handle me at my "cancelations are punishable by death," you don't deserve me at my "shit happens, I know you'll make it up to me."

Beautiful women with ADHD 🤝 divorced men looking to get their spark back

CM Punk always wins Wrestlemania in my heart 😌

Every time I say I don't eat meat and spend 2-3 hours in the gym every day, someone asks if I'm getting enough protein. Believe me, it consumes like 90% of the brain power alloted to "what to eat," but yes 😭

Just wanna say something: rates are not reflective of worth. For most people, rates are reflective of availability. If someone has a very full life, their time may have a higher price point. Time is the most valuable commodity.

I added some fun new date ideas to my site for summer! Let's go for a swim or lift weights together, then get even more physical back at the incall 😎 Theonlyfancyb.com

The free store is only a week away! We need SOCKS(!), shoes, hair ties, hydration packets, snack bars, cracker packs, fruit bowls, and menstrual products! Some of these are like $13, and those help just as much as the $100 items!

Euphoria is another piece of media with super boring takes on SW. Watching Sidney Sweeny argue with Jacob Elordi about whether OF is prostitution is like watching paint dry. Can we at least make the shitty "representation" or whatever interesting? That's not even current ~discourse~. It's so lazy.

I think about this post a lot, like a lot a lot, so this is me putting it into the universe that I want a client/s to pay for me to book Saint Avery Carter for myself for my birthday in September 🥵

Mutual aid is magic. I couldn't do any direct action for a few years, so I paid for some local harm reductionists to rent a storage unit for their supplies. They have since stopped doing outreach, so they gave the free store the entire contents of the storage unit. It always comes back around.

Please follow and share even if you can't directly support the store! And if you can, we need the spray deodorants and bug sprays, and footwear of all kinds 😘

It's only April and we're already getting close to record high temps. We need hats, shoes, socks, washcloths, deodorant, and bug spray. Everything other than the deodorant (which is still a necessity that goes fast) can literally save lives in the heat, every bit as much as blankets do in the cold.