Doing laundry and restocking the incall fridge, so I'm always ready for our next date 😘

"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.

Come keep me warm ❄️⛄️

Happy turkey day friends! I hope you and yours had a lovely day of gratitude and all the yummy side dishes 💖🦃💖

A Gen Z-led advocacy group announced a boycott campaign targeting major corporations “that enable, profit from, or directly collaborate with ICE.” Beyond the Ballot launched “Not With My Dollars: ICE Out of My Wallet” just days before Black Friday kicks off.

I've gotten a bunch of emails lately asking if/when I'll be in nearby areas, and the answer is probably never! I have so much going on here in indy, I can rarely make time to leave. I promise that I'm worth a special trip to the circle city, though 😘

It's been a very long week, so I spent today playing video games in the human sized dog bed.

Out beyond ideas of high end and low end, there is an incall. I'll meet you there. - Rumi, Sufi poet I'm adding half hours to my incall offerings sometime soon, because why the heck not. I'm busy, so are you, let's have a quickie 😘

My best friend's cat is dying, so I'm taking her to Alaska in January to see the northern lights. Apparently my Uggs and puffer coat will not be up to this task, and I need to go shopping. Fav stylish outdoor gear? Alaska advice? I'm all ears!

Starting a nonprofit AND being a student apparently forever AND running a business is hard work, but at least somewhere in there is a whole lot of making out like high schoolers. Dates with y'all are the best distraction I could imagine 😘

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

Happy Halloween y'all!

Perfect haunted house weather 🎃

I can't explain it but I feel so powerful in Ugg boots and leggings.

*In my best Buffalo Bill voice* Would you book me? I'd book me. Happy Halloween week, friends. Enjoy your favorite spooky movie, and just think, we could be cuddled up watching it together with some fava beans and a nice chianti next time 😘

Getting an old school flip phone and downloading Sublime "Sublime" on a sim card for it has healed something in me. It's 2000. The forever war hasn't started. Trump isn't a reality TV star yet. Social media doesn't exist. Phone batteries last a week. We haven't even heard of microplastics.

The look I give you when you bring snacks 😏

I know you can post nudity on here. However, I never violated TOS on X or IG, and I still got 86ed. I'm taking zero risks with the only social I have left to prove I'm not AI or a scammer or whatever. Book me if you want to see my tits. Social media has made y'all weird and entitled to free content.

I took a bunch of 🔥 nudes yesterday and have literally nowhere to put them. Censorship disguised as internet safety is the reason you're not seeing my tits this morning 🤷🏻‍♀️

More antique store dates, please!

No more scrolling, only booking. Let's talk about how evil social media is and make out instead of letting the algorithm control us 💖

St. Louis was super charming! Actual date photos coming soon 😝

A week ago, a man who likes small breasts told me mine were smaller than they looked in photos, and today a man who likes big tiddies told me they're *bigger* than in photos. So let's just go with "perfect sized."

I met someone who seemed super cool at a wedding and then found out her husband works for Polaris Project ☹️ Womp Womp.

I'm just a simple gal. Sandwiches in the park is a dream date to me 😊

I'm still glowing from the incredibly erotic booking I had the other night. This man spent an hour caressing, kissing, smelling, and licking every inch of my body, while moaning with pleasure. It was so hot 🥵

Circumstances beyond my control (becoming a morning person in my 40s) have made me a 7am yoga girlie.

All spooky babes have: 1) A goblin man they’d like to fuck B) one or more questionable comfort movies

I got to see Cody Rhodes' belly button in person 🥹

Commemorating the last time I was hot, before grant writing and bylaws and filing articles of incorporation took over my entire life.

Losing my Twitter and IG right around the time I'm working on getting a nonprofit off the ground that's been 15+ years in the making seems like fate. The universe is telling me where my attention is supposed to be right now. Clients who want to find me will find me.

My birthday was two days ago, and it's been so special. Spa days, my favorite cake (someone got into it with ice tongs. Not me though, I'm classy), so many sweet gifts, so many fun dates, and so many orgasms. And the month isn't even over yet!

I think I finally got banned from Twitter, and I'm really having trouble making myself care.

I'm still around. Mostly offline. Sometimes elsewhere. Definitely at theonlyfancyb.com 😘

I got an incall! It's adorable and super close to Eli Lilly/the stadium/downtown. I'll be taking bookings there starting the first week of July ☺️

Oh yeah, I kinda forgot about this place 😬

What a fun weekend, but I'm excited to be home watching the WWE Main Event and the only man I'd ever call Daddy, CM Punk 🥰 aka @playercoach.bsky.social

What are the pros/cons (costs aside) of having an incall? I'm on the fence. My thoughts: something stable & closer to home will motivate me to take more & shorter dates, a relaxing environment, & I can offer creative dates (nude yoga, cooking lessons, nuru, more BDSM). Thoughts?

I'm still reeling from Wrestlemania, but I'd like to make it known that if CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, or Rhea Ripley are sad, I'm available to cheer them up (preferably all at the same time 😏)

Happy Wrestlemania weekend to all who celebrate 🙏🏻

Flying three hot women to you and then indulging all of their ridiculous whims is how legendary memories are made 😘 Thank you, R. One of the best Nerdy Nymphs dates so far!

It didn't really hit me how pissed I am about Neil Gaiman until I was unpacking my books and comics. Even if I was a "separate the art from the artist" person (I'm a "that's a personal choice" person), what he did fundamentally alters my perspective on so many of his stories.

I have come to terms with the fact that social media is actively detrimental to my quality of life, far beyond it just being an unpleasant time suck. So I'll be on it less and less, and you'll just have to see my (fantastic) tits & hear my (also fantastic) opinions in person 😘

I've made a wishlist specifically for moving and things for the new house! This is a great opportunity to make my life genuinely easier, because everyone knows moving is a nightmare 😅 throne.com/theonlyfancy...

Since Obama administration, at least, leftists/radicals repeatedly warned that Dems pouring cash into ICE and militarized police was not just evil in its own right, but laying the groundwork for open fascism. We were dismissed, with various degrees of vitriol, for pointing this obvious fact out.

America is under siege by a surprising force: losers.

Amen.

People blaming this entirely on republicans while ignoring that the entire leadership of Columbia and the Mayor of New York and all Democratic Party leadership smearing protestors as “pro hamas” and “anti-Semitic” has made this all possible… we have got to get on the same page my fucking god