Unfortunately I am evil and depraved so I can’t drink coffee any hour of the day ☹️

Would take some cute selfies in this hotel tonight but too smooth brain after such a good romp 🥵🥵 maybe in the morning

This pre-holiday time of year, I REALLY enjoy soliciting recipe tips from community elders. Today’s tip: brown chicken wings to make a richer stock for stuffing. #MedSky

You are allowed to change. You are allowed to outgrow things. You are allowed to begin again 💚

Someone was telling me I should advertise how much I love boating but the season is passed so guess I need to do new pics on my (co owned) sailboat this spring !!

Is it just me or is cell phone service getting worse and worse? I feel like my calls are constantly horrible quality, poor quality, sound delay, volume issues, etc. etc. etc.

Wow, exiting south Brooklyn late morning is a gridlock nightmare! Hopefully I will have enough time to run at Home Depot to grab some rope for my sweet little lovebug later today in Mystic, CT!

I bought the bike!! Omg! $$$$ 18.5 mph foldable and light weight! Who wants to take a ride with me

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Be sweet and send me a lil something to put towards the $1600 foldable ebike I’m test riding later today ☺️

If you want to see me in a novel outfit or piece of lingerie, you’ll have to bring me shopping, order it, or bring it along for me 😘

Mystic, Ct November 12th!

“Well…you’re a dirty wh0re!!” Bro that is not the insult you desperately want it to be lol shout it at your mom or something if you’re trying to upset someone

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What if we kissed at the Williamsburg shake shake chipotle McDonald’s?

Who’s buying me lunch in wburg today … I can’t decide what I want!

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ISO Hotties to do doubles with in nyc 😘

Love it when chocolate comes with a health warning. They really said fuck it and went all-in

I 💗 ny so much 😭🥹

If you’re leaving nyc because of Zohran can I have your rent controlled apartment please 🤗

Wow I love meeting so many interesting people and add some pep to your step 😍

Just having a little commute-time fantasy of handing out business cards during lunch hour in midtown 👀

I want this for the holidays! My new apartment is wayyy south Brooklyn and it will make my life easier. The subway just doesn't always do the job. Parking my car is a nightmare. Pedaling my 90'smountain bike up all these hills leaves me breathless and sweaty, not sustainable

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I am sensitive. I probably don’t want to be touched the same way you want to be touched. We are not making p0rn. I don’t want to have to say, “No biting pinching squeezing hitting choking spitting. I do not want to be handled roughly. No licking my face!” But I have to say it 🫩

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Trudging 5-10 miles a day around the city, sleeping like a stone nightly, and waking up expecting my lingering Covid+30lbs to have melted off me overnight 🙃 any day now

I’m in the mood for a boyfriend to fund me a comfortable flaneur lifestyle 😌

Oh, some SNAP recipients are breaking the law with their benefits? Well, I have some super upsetting news for you about our entire national government.

I’m having a craving for cash

It’s NOT sweaterpuppy weather yet. I’m sweating in this fucking cashmere 🥵

Overheard at the function last night: “She has to be a h**ker or he has to be rich..he’s way too ugly to get a girl like that” 😂 Daaaang

Who wants some afternoon delight I’m feeling *aroused*

It’s a good day when all 5 fingers fit 🥹

any cuties here into fart worship want some IRL fun? I found a protein drink that absolutely destroys a room 🫠 I feel like I should take advantage of this opportunity

At this point there’s no other reason to buy a cyber truck unless you have a humiliation kink

The eternal curse of having long fingers 😔

Thinking about it and simply, clients do more for the sw community than literally anyone else. And often times they *get it* are way more open to self exploration than other people I’ve met!

Around us, life bursts with miracles--a glass of water, a ray of sunshine, a leaf, a caterpillar, a flower, laughter, raindrops. -Thich Nhat Hahn

This is what it takes to casually do like 2 things in nyc, by the way. Will probably be able to crush a watermelon with my massive calves by this spring 💪

Where do we love to buy perfume at in person NYC babes? I need a new signature scent

Did you know that over 1.3M active duty service members and veterans rely on SNAP benefits to feed themselves and their families? Now you know.

Even if you’re lonely, it’s so much better to be lonely in New York City 🙏

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The anticipation of getting into an exclusive after party is like disappointing sex. You get in and it sucks, the mystique is drained, your money is gone, you leave and it’s embarrassing you even wanted it to begin with lmao

My Portland lovers miss me hehe

He came so hard the head blew off and all that was left was a stump. I counted the rings inside and was able to tell his age.