I recently learned that in British slang you can say something or someone "is jokes" if funny. She's jokes, innit. Absolutely horrifying stuff.

She's got legs 🎶 🎵

My mom just got her Girl Scout cookies from Nyx, a trans kiddo in Northern Idaho, using @erininthemorning.com’s 2026 Trans & Nonbinary cookie selling scout list! Mine are on their way! www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...

uh-oh i can post videos on bluesky now

Social anxiety air bags

Pretty in pink 🩷 #oursky

Honestly just fuck you tryst

At least most time wasters reveal themselves quickly

TYSONS, I'll be wandering around in your corner this coming week 😇

Getting closer to spring! White Plains 3-6 Albany 9-11 Columbus 16 & 17 Pittsburgh 18 & 19 Atlanta 24-26

I don't have a lot of availability this month but next week I have the following dates: Philadelphia March 11-12 Wilmington March 12 Some possibilities for lunch and dinner this month, please inquire. 💕🌸 My friend @saracharlesny.bsky.social is visiting in April and we are available for duos. 😊

Good morning 💋 linktr.ee/booklunawald...

Hottest thing a man can do is get a vasectomy

He pre booked for April ✅ He sent a polite and friendly introduction about who he is and his (non sexual) hobbies ✅ He sent the deposit immediately after only ONE email ✅ This man is getting me at my very BEST and I can’t wait.

Nip slip

Oh feeld why do I even waste my time

Thinking of going to DC or Dallas in March - open to being persuaded....

Going for another hike today! 🥾🥾

My sentiments exactly. 🤓📚

Screaming

I can sing tears of a clown in falsetto. I learned the words from the English beat though

Golden hour -I got the sun flirting with me😉 Visiting DC 3/11 -13th Dinner Date -favorite 💋

Back home in Asheville and recalibrating to my natural habitat: good conversation and even better aerobic activities

I just started the show Tehran. I'm on season 1 but it has 3. Watching it now seems somehow...wrong though. S1 is about shutting down Iranian air defenses so Israel can attack. Ugh.

D.C. March 21-23 🌸 soo excited to see the cherry blossoms, the national gallery, and all my favorite places (and youuu) 😘 <3 meetevienyc.com pre-booking encouraged as I have a busy schedule doing my own thing (mysterious) as well 💘

I’ll be hosting tomorrow in downtown DC ! Reach out if you want to connect. [email protected]

I need to set this up for Sporgy

I know

At least my butt is still kissable 🤧 thank you @dateizaw.bsky.social for the memo

Facts and I will be in black next week with this lovely lady! Come hither for the three of us to wine and dine on Monday night.

Post an old photo you still ❤️ love ❤️

Come share in our joy!

We've seen quite a few democrats think they can win a Texas senate seat, what will make this time different?

Callie: can you take me to the Biltmore. Me: don't mansion it.

How i arrived on bluesky

Dan Crenshaw lost his primary. His reelection no longer in sight.

If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

This time in DC why not make it a foursome with you, me, @calliopebaldwin.bsky.social and @louiselovingjoy.bsky.social

Over 30 Sexworker thread! Over 30 and sexy with a pickle pizza ✅

When the sexual chemistry is so off the charts that he summons you back the following night for a second dose 🙌🏼

This is the happiest and most comfortable I’ve ever been in my skin. It truly does just keep getting better. 💙

I'll spot you

This time in DC why not make it a foursome with you, me, @calliopebaldwin.bsky.social and @louiselovingjoy.bsky.social

It's that time again. This Friday and Saturday in DC

"No seriously, fuck the algorithm." @sesmith.lol dives into the morass of content moderation in porn and @sophieladder.com infamous Spreadsheet that helps a lot of us navigate it 💖 www.theflytrapmedia.com/sex-wor/

International Sex Worker Rights Day 🤍 To all my fellow companions holding it down with grace and grit, I see you. We deserve safety and the right to set our own boundaries. Solidarity, always.

Mine is looking put together. I've never been one to spend a lot on quality clothes but I recently had to buy a nice suit and I love how it made me feel. Now I've splurged on shirts. My budget is crying. Of course Callie is an influence.

Slowly transferring all my twitter posts and pics to bluesky! Sorry about some repeats 😆

PHL until Friday the 13th