Being a diva is a dying art.

“I liked who I was with you” might be the most beautiful compliment I’ve ever received.

There is nothing wrong with autism or any other neurodiversity. We are physically and neurologically diverse. Differences exist to be embraced and approached with curiosity and compassion, not “cures”

Packing for Boston, should I throw in a couple of outfits for the rapture? Maybe some extra-strength Tylenol, too?

Saving you a seat

Not sure what’s sexiest: investing in my well-being or him sending “just because” gifts. Thank you for putting an (oura) ring on it 💍

I have referrals from Fiverr and ChatGPT to my site. To whoever’s trying to steal my sauce, please know I’m a bad cook, but if you insist, go light on the salt.

Guess who has a quick FMTY to Boston 🙋🏾‍♀️ and who has never visited Boston 🙋🏾‍♀️.

If you wake up from a nap and your boobs aren't hanging out, it wasn't a good nap.

Loving the fact that I work for myself and don’t have to sacrifice my First Amendment right. Happy to pass on any messages for the censored. 𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘺.

Updates: - Austin is postponed. Announcing new dates later. - My time in San Francisco is dwindling. It’s a rare visit, don’t miss me. - I have time for a FMTY in October. - I sent my first email at 5:30 am and my last around 7am. Booking through December. You get the gist.

Life had other plans this week. I'm taking time to decompress and cuddle with my pup. I will handle emails tomorrow and throughout the weekend. Thank you for your patience.

Catching up on emails, life, and tweets this evening 💌

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Crawling into bed after an unintentional all-nighter with a 5-year (and 5-star) lover, discussing whether $125 is enough for lap-sitting haircuts, questioning the “shake” method, and naturally planning next year’s dates. So that’s how New York is going.

Forcing women to carry ectopic pregnancies is violent. Lowering food safety standards is violent. Cutting Medicare is violent. Redirecting funding from essential weather services to kidnapping people based on their complexion is violent. Supporting this is also… violent.

There’s this little country in a foreign land where kids become content creators to beg for food and money to survive g*nocide. And there’s this other country where people become content creators and lie, but make a lot of money. Sadly, both get hurt. Guess who’s mourned louder?

I want a normal adjacent crypto daddy that’s completely centralized on me

Other times, life gets in the way after we’ve shared something special, but your thoughts keep floating around. It’s no longer a matter of why, but when…. you’re ready.

From nervous to hit send on his introduction to planning our overnight together>> Your instincts brought you here for a reason. I’m excited to show you why.

It's so refreshing to have conversations and share ideas. Without seeking to agree on everything, but to genuinely engage. I learn so much from you all. Thank you, my little blue clues! 🫶🏾

Second thought dump. - I enjoy threads more than Twitter, but threads can turn into an echo chamber (not good) - I suspect the inflammatory engagement on Twitter is caused by bots. What average 50+ yr old person has time to argue and run these accounts? Are they finding the content through…

I have *theories* and Bluesky is the only safe place to share. Let’s discuss: - Are Dems purposely letting this happen because it secures the next election cycles? - Orange guy is the Trojan horse. JD is the goal? - The economy is initially being wrecked to usher in stability via company towns?

We’ve hit the peak of rage-baiting. The shock is no longer shocking. I suspect that after years of collective exhaustion, when we emerge from this cultural moment, these tactics will be recognized as manipulative, unhealthy behaviors and not given the time of day.

The hottest girl you know (me) is eating chips and watching sci-fi shows on a Friday night.

I’m attracted to solution-oriented men who listen, communicate, and collaborate to grow our connection. Men who see friction as an invitation to intimacy, then implement solutions for us. That proactive, growth-minded approach to relationships is rare and valuable to me.

I was exhausted from travel, so he sent a Whole Foods gift card for snacks. My pup’s been in and out of the dermatologist, so he sent a Petco gift card for his meds. This is how you show care, anticipating needs before they’re even asked. The small, thoughtful things add up 🥰

Crushes are so fun… for the first 36 hours

I’ve jokingly been in my “anti-consumption era” because I’ve seen a lot these last two years, and it’s changed me for the better. These changes have slowly trickled into my brand, and I’ve been conversing about what luxury means to me for years. I’m redefining luxury as more than a rarity…

It’s an unforeseen gift of showing up as myself online. We seek those who create space for us to be seen. I can’t advocate authenticity while sheltering in fear or only performing it in approved arenas. It asks for courage, consistency, and trust in my audience’s discernment.

An increasing number of my first dates are overnight, which I find endearing. It’s touching to be trusted with our mutual comfort when approaching what could be an intimidating experience. Grateful for my lovers who trust me with that vulnerability to take the leap. ❤️

Bluesky is that old friend you don't see often yet remain thick as thieves. Twitter is akin to a coworker you like but don't hang out beyond work. Instagram is your high school friend you see when you visit the parents. Reddit is the neurospicy friend that knows everything.

I officially announced my travel dates a few days ago, and I have to say, my West Coast lovers waste no time.

If my Twitter drafts were leaked, I wouldn't be canceled. I would be famous. I’d like to avoid both.

If you emailed me in the past 24 hours (8/23-8/24), please resend your email. I'm transitioning back to ProtonMail and sorting through some issues.

Social media: Emma must be a buzzkill, since she tweets about pol*tics. Reality: I’m up at 8 AM on a Sunday singing Hey Soul Sister at the top of my lungs.

Spinning to a city near you ✨ 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙔𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝘾𝙞𝙩𝙮 9/12-15 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙖 9/16-18 𝘼𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 9/25-27 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙧 𝘿𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙨 9/28-30 𝙇𝙤𝙨 𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨 10/9-11 𝙎𝙖𝙣 𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤 10/12-14 FMTY for other dates. NYC-based November onwards

Heading to bed by 9 PM on a Friday. I'll catch up on emails tomorrow. 💌

It’s a “First date” FMTY, except we met years ago, went out once, and somehow he found his way to me. Admittedly, I do leave an impression, but here’s your reminder that if he wanted to, he would.

Privacy FYI: Most in-app copy/pasted social links embed your profile name and encourage anyone who opens the link to follow your account

Only accepting donations via potato chip bag. Kettle chips preferred

After yesterday, I promised myself a quiet day. Then I accidentally ran into J*D Van*ce and Pete Heg*seth. Willing to pay top dollar for the holiest water. Overnight shipping, serious inquiries only 💌

Dizzy yet?

I am happy to engage in any conversation with the sources presented. Do other DC residents agree with Mr. Lunchboxzz? I find it convenient that this is your only post. Are we being personal or pragmatic?

If you don’t understand what’s going on in DC, here’s my take: In my opinion, this is a deliberate consolidation of power and intimidation tactic. If you look at this administration’s playbook, it’s always the same Manufacture outrage → Implement a “solution” to justify expanding their power.

I'm watching Hunting Wives, and if there's Cartier bracelets in the budget, we can at least get Margo a better wig @netflix.com

I haven’t found the words to share in full about the militarization of DC. I predicted when this moment would come, premeditated my safety response, but never the feeling.

The best part of my day is forgoing the elevator and racing my pup up flight after flight of steps after our walk, but this morning, he put those stubby legs into overdrive. I’ve never been happier to lose.