Won't be here much going forward. Keep up with my writing and occasional photos on Substack. Love ya, good luck! ✌️

Another sick day, another opportunity to have a texting date ✨ Thoroughly enjoyed being kept company yesterday by a sweet one. Maybe today *you* can keep me entertained 😇

I woke up sick, two days before I was supposed to go to Portland to help a dear one recover from surgery. I'm heartbroken that I probably need to cancel my flight and that I'm stuck in the house during this beautiful sun. I guess it's soup time for ol' Simone :(

Me: I promise I won't get philosophical zero drinks later:

January is my 6th anniversary in the industry. It's been a strange couple of years as I've been transitioning into another career, and I'm not sure how I feel about my future here. Anyway, my wishlist is in bio if you'd like to congratulate me :)

Sterling silver (locally made) sharp objects make me 😈 Thanks for the belated holiday gift!

I love being walking-pilled and knowing-your-neighors-pilled. I walk to my gym, I run into my friends there. I go to the coffeeshop after where my friend works and get a free cappuccino. I stop at the grocery store on the way home and banter with the cashier. I pick up gifts at my PO box. Walking!!

Portland: I'll see you soon! Jan 16-19

If someone wanted to send me $400 so I can buy pretty jewelry when I downsize my piercing soon, that would be cute. Like, conceptually.

Someone I *almost* went on a date with in my personal life, but didn't because they stood me up and then sent some strange texts, submitted an inquiry to my escort email and did not acknowledge we knew each other. Insanely inappropriate and unsafe feeling. Do not do this.

Irreverent academic in the streets, knowing all the lyrics to Candy Shop by 50 cent by heart in the sheets

I don't really post on X anymore, I just go on there because my entire feed is Heated Rivalry content and I can't get enough

Final blog of the year going up on Monday! Catch my highlights, what I'm looking forward to, and what I'd love from you, my readers <3

I should have known I would turn out Like This when in freshman year of high school I took my boyfriend's virginity and then he became obsessed with me and would give me foot rubs at lunch.

Ah, San Francisco during the holidays. Watching a man load what has to be a rabbit cage onto a roof rack of a Porsche sports car.

Do you think I'm hot? Do you like my content? Would you like to make me smile? Then step right up and peruse my wishlist and spread some holiday cheer! marigoldgift.com/hisimone/sim...

One of my cat's favorite daytime nap spots is my desk chair, which is ironic because she does not work and it is where Mother must sit to complete *her* work in order to provide such a luxurious nap spot to begin with...

I'm getting a new piercing in 2 hours. Can you guess what it is? bonus: send funds to sponsor the cost, I'll send you an immediate aftermath photo...

Stumbling upon old compliments is always a nice surprise 😂

Today is #IDEVASW Take a moment for those we've lost, and put your back into supporting those who are still around. We experience all kinds of violence. State-sanctioned incl the prison industrial complex, racism, bigotry of all forms, the patriarchy, lack or complete absence of resources. #D17

Went on a crazy ketamine journey and saw God and it was me

Need to write an essay about how the Live, Laugh, Love girls were right all along.

Putting out some feelers for a tentative LA tour in mid to late January, and PDX in late Jan. Please reach out soon to sway my dates.

Was feeling really accomplished for being up early and running a few errands all before 11AM and then walked into my home and realized I had left a candle burning while I was out.

Perfect fit, don't you think?

The day after coming back from vacation is always weirdly liminal.

I have freed myself from the chains of Instagram addiction only to find myself addicted to reading Substack articles (which is where you can find me posting more these days, incidentally)

Found my next Perfect Object:

Someone crawled into my DMs recently to apologize. These & some CashApp notifications were a good start 😇

New post with a thorough tour recap is up on Substack✨

For suitors looking for their outfit for our next date.

Sun drenched dispatch from my vacation in Mexico. Send $$ for shopping & tacos.

I have discovered a great need for my first Loubs.

Chicago may have snowed me in, but I’m still sweating thinking about my duo with @simonesolnsa.com 🥵 So happy to help a Mommy teach her slut how to suck cock *so* well More duos like this, please!

Haven't really advertised it because I am going for personal reasons and will be very busy BUT could maybe find time for a date next weekend when I'm in Reno. Shoot me an email before Thursday. Reno: Oct 9-11

C H I C A G O Nov 7 - 9 Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...

I have considered the lilies🪷

Nashville and Chicago lovers, my social calendar is *very* full. Kissing my hot friends, leather shopping, live music, raucous release….Pre-book now or you might miss me! Nash. 10/6-10/12 Chi. 11/8-9 *prioritizing duos with femme fatale @simonesolnsa.com

C H I C A G O Nov 7 - 9 Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...

Who wants BTS of my latest photoshoot? Will send to anyone who contributes $50 or more toward the cost 🫶

Heading back to Seattle next month, with a quick stop in PDX! SEA: Aug 9-14 PDX: Aug 15 Let's smooch 💋

Heading back to Seattle next month, with a quick stop in PDX! SEA: Aug 9-14 PDX: Aug 15 Let's smooch 💋

Someone did, in fact, buy the guitar for me. I think I'll name her Dolores.

Also hi I'm still hot 💋

I fell in love with an $800 guitar and I just feel like I deserve her for Pride month and I'll even send you a charming video of me attempting to play...please and thanks 🙏

My birthday is next month + I walk in May. Now accepting congratulations gifts 😇

My birthday is next month + I walk in May. Now accepting congratulations gifts 😇

I would love to conspire with @p0rrtia.bsky.social on how to torture you in LA in April...give us an excuse. 💌[email protected] 📸 @gazecontrol.studio

Keep forgetting to post here. Hi! I'm alive :)

ATL: I'm officially returning! Here for personal business but hoping to squeeze a few kisses in. March 15-18