A very pretty director of HR: “Your voice is amazing. It was like I was meditating. I couldn’t tell you no.”

"You are both soft & hard." Not a euphemism.

I don't know how book banning is a thing. The minute a librarian or teacher is asked to remove a book they should ask for that request in writing, with names attached, and go straight to the socials with this fuckery

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"We were not all meant to have our sharp edges filed down. And I promise you that people like me exist for situations where nice will not suffice." --Bardot Smith ICONOCLASTIAE

Preparing for the Spring Equinox with a wine date 🍷

You got life by the ass.

And just when you think the birthday celebrations can't get better, god gifts you a woman flirting in Italian.

I Can’t Complain About Having A Lot On My Plate When My Goal Was To Eat.

Required reading

Celebrating my birthday with pizza alla diavola and a bottle Barbera d'Asti like God intended.

In my anecdotal experience, physician bedside manner peaks around 2:30am.

My first step into the demimonde was as a client. Ladies, I don't bite unless you want me to.

Why are people still afraid to admit they want what they want? Eat the cake. Book the trip. Spend two days in a fancy hotel with someone who gets it. Life’s about the moments, not the waiting.

XXL pink panties and fishnets. What a curious business expense.

Dream date: Thai food and tie you up

New tour dates announced www.meetmadelineyork.com/tour-kinky-gfe

My dinner date just requested I humiliate him while we are out on the town. What should I do?

More birthday presents in my inbox. Let the birthday month celebrations continue.

I misread "gelotophile" (the joy of being laughed at) as "gelatophile". Laugh at me all you want as long as I get to eat gelato while you do it.

“Trisha in HR used to take care of a lot of this stuff, but she was fired in the last round of cuts"

I was told rudely that people like me don’t belong. When I studied at the Kinsey Institute, I got to view a selection from their Special Collections. Every piece of hate mail they’ve received has been added to their archive. Every bigoted, spiteful, hateful word reveals a great deal about...

If I ever open a dungeon, I’m calling it the Corner Office.

You may add orchestra director to my CV. ‘You, as the director, control the experience. [REDACTED] and I do as directed.  You dictate [REDACTED]. To make it simple, you are the orchestra director, we are your orchestra.”

Celebrate International Women's Day by sending Ms. York a treat. throne.com/msyork

Just discovered Tura Satana and felt the ground move.

Conducting office research. What's the difference between a sexually dominant woman and a dominatrix?

Ms. York's next decade looks bright: "...as a man in my mid/late 30s, there's nothing better sexier and hotter than a confident woman in her 40s...nothing compares to my sexual experiences with women in their 40s. "

I am full of pasta and sin. But mostly pasta.

In light of my X account being kaput & Grok being gross, I wrote about why clients should be on Bluesky. I included @redefine.luxury's client guide & a sample Starter pack from @meetericaxoxo.bsky.social. Providers with Starter Packs to promote: repost/share in the comments for clients. #oursky

“And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know” Off to teach Sunday School, or something…

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You may add Divorce Doula to my CV

Draft sneak peak: “Having worked in corporate for some time, you could say I've developed a talent for training a variety of things (carbon based and otherwise). You might say this is one of my core competencies.”

No joke, I'll be exchanging the Mile High City for the Windy City April 1st-5th. See you soon Chicago.

The third episode of my Section 230 mini series is out!! @siridahl.com joined to chat about FOSTA/SESTA, the devastating effects of “reforming” Section 230, and how chipping away at 230 is absolutely NOT “cracking down on big tech.”

“There’s no pretense with you. You really ask for what you want.” Indeed.

I heard someone say "muscle is medicine". I'll be taking that to heart for 2026.

Getting ready for another trip to Seattle Feb 16th-20th. Get on my dance card while you still can.

Happy V Day to all who celebrate. Wishing you all the chocolate and flowers your heart desires.

A happy Superb Owl to all who celebrate

Join me and brainy babe Dr. @robinalbedo.bsky.social in Seattle Feb 16th-20th

Tender Offer

Where in the world is Ms. York? Check my website for Q1's travel itinerary.

Getting ready for another trip to Seattle Feb 16th-20th. Get on my dance card while you still can.

Passed the barre today

Just saw an ad for a "beautiful mid-evil Tuscany getaway". When I behave wickedly, it's always top shelf.