Him: “How much of this is the real you?” All of it. Like a DJ, I may turn up certain levels at different moments, but all elements are authentically mine. Ask me out and I’ll tell you all about it.

The Ballmer Curve exists for booze. What about edibles?

Him: "How do you keep emotions in check?" Ms. York: "How do you not fall in love with me? I can't help you with that."

I have "sexy realtor" energy.

Him: "It's so nice having you here. I hate eating alone on the road." Happy to accompany you to dinner, among other things.

Leaf peeping at 10,000 feet elevation. Sounds like at least a misdemeanor.

Next adventure in #biohacking—cold therapy.

Had a delightful time reminiscing about my trip to NOLA with a guy who bartended there for almost a decade. He worked swanky events at Ann Rice's home. I think a return NOLA trip is in order.

Him: "Where'd you get your name?" Ms. York: "The Bible. Mary Magdalene." Him: "Maybe you'll save me." I charge extra for that.

Colorado is such a stunner

What is steganography? Wrong answers only.

Usually when I go to a concert, it's all black and heels. Tonight's concert requires different attire.

Updated my booking form. Extra credit for those that include hyperfixations, love notes, stock picks, or preferred tech stack.

A new AMA request. Will yours be next? www.meetmadelineyork.com/ask-me-anyth...

All this talk of autistics and trains. What about American Girl dolls? I consider my first relational database table to have been all the AG items I wanted for Xmas. Columns included desired quantity, color, style, price, item id, w/ desirability ranking.

What is “having an edge”? How do you know you’ve found it?

I've spent time with "more money than god" people, the zenith of which was flying on a billionaire's private jet. The in flight candy selection was wild.

Autism in women is often misdiagnosed as depression, anxiety, OCD, or an eating disorder, if not missed entirely. Girls tend to mask more effectively. Today they have a far better chance of getting the support they actually need than my generation did.

Him: "When do you come back to Seattle?" Ms. York: "I can always be compelled." Will it be your FMTY request or his that does it?

How will you celebrate the Fall Equinox?

Had a delightful pizza crawl through Seattle: Alibi Room, Post Alley Pizza, Hot Mama's, and Pagliacci Pizza. Let the post-tour fasting commence.

Binge reading Karen Hao's Empire of AI today. Care to join Ms. York's reading club?

I just heard Elizabeth Holmes described as a "startup bird" by a Kiwi.

With PNW tour wrapped, my eyes turn eastward to the Windy City. I hear they've got some of the best jazz and blues clubs around. Where should I go?

Next up, Chinatown. What's next on your watchlist?

Trail ready. PNW did not disappoint.

First Tasting Menu inquiry. Will yours be next?

Sophia Loren's birthday is a company holiday around here. Happy Birthday Mom!

Perfect weather for homemade pizza in the backyard.

Him: "I'm fresh out of a divorce. Online dating is awful. No one wants to actually meet in person. One women I really liked ended up trying to scam me." Sounds like you're in a need a professional. You've come to the right place.

Him: "So you treat this like a business?" Yes, an LLC to be specific.

Ask nicely and I may give you a tour of the corporate office.

Devil's Head Lookout. Hoping to (wo)man the fire tower for my next summer job.

Some enjoy this as a job. Others a lifestyle.

Love chatting data structures and LLM attack vectors on a date.

So excited for another dining adventure at Seattle's How to Cook a Wolf. In honor its muse MFK Fisher, I made her recipe "Eggs in Hell". See you soon Seattle 09/15-09/19.

I've been on many dinner dates. Now offering my own Tasting Menu. Inquire at [email protected] 🥂

Back in my jazz club natural habitat like God intended.

I prize efficiency. This enterprise beats Feeld, Match, and Bumble every time.

Please read my memoir

My brain just exploded. Kathleen Turner was the uncredited speaking voice of Jessica Rabbit in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

Step into my office

Him: "Perfection. This body is fine art."

Can't wait for: Little Big Burger, Powell's, Mount Tabor Park, and the Kit Kat Club. See you soon PDX Sept 10th-13th.

If you're in Denver and an art deco lover, go to the historic Oxford Hotel and buy yourself a drink at the immaculate Cruise room.

Thinking of building a tour itinerary based on the most beautiful art deco architecture in the US. Where should I go?

Networking

Can't make up my mind: is "The Last Seduction" the greatest neo-noir film or "The Grifters"? Help me decide.

Left the appointment with a recipe for stuffed eggplant. The jokes write themselves.

Listening to Lana Del Rey at the powerlifting gym. I contain multitudes.