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The Emerald City is calling my name. Will you be my date?

"You don’t need to fast. You don’t need to do a juice cleanse. All you need is a hefty dose of pure evil."

The Luddite party was a smashing success.

Bloom where you're planted

If you haven't made a effort to maintain our relationship via gestures (and we haven’t connected in over a year), I don't know you anymore. I appreciate all I've met along the way, but I only have time for clients who actively contribute to my happiness.

Just got invited to a Luddite party. How should I dress?

Eartha Kitt appreciation post. She was declared "a sadistic nymphomaniac" by the CIA after making anti-war statements at the First Lady's luncheon: "The children of America are not rebelling for no reason. There are so many things burning the people of this country, particularly mothers."

Nick Cage & Spider-Noir. Intrigued. youtu.be/DfowFyDxUXo

Spent my evening watching Marlene Dietrich in her role as Madeline in Shanghai Express.

My favorite form of impact play.

"You are an elegant animal. With great jewelry."

Chased the Michelin star tasting menu with a few Brooklyn style slices. I love a mix of high and low brow.

TOMORROW: Join EFF’s Cindy Cohn and @asavage.bsky.social at San Francisco’s @cwclub.bsky.social for a discussion on “The Fight Against AI-Powered Surveillance” - live and livestreamed! www.commonwealthclub.org/events/2026...

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An unforgettable Mother's Day. My first step into the demimonde was on the other side of the table. Today is the anniversary of waking up completely unpunished.

My future looks bright

Happy Mother's Day

Attending Madama Butterfly was a hell of a way to spend Mother’s Day.

I don't have kids, but I get called Mommy all the time.

May newsletter about to drop with some office gossip. Sign up on my website to get yours. 💌

Just unpacked my bags. Already planning my return to the Emerald City. Jazz Alley and Rione XIII anyone?

Can confirm

Time to write the memoir

"What's your favorite position?"

Who’s taking me back to Dimitriou's Jazz Alley?

Taking me to dinner is the only way to be sure

"I'm in the 94th percentile for openness too." That's a hell of an opener.

"You're even prettier in person."

Agent confessions 🍿

Multipurpose

"I like how you order for us." The pleasure is all mine.

On business. #datedenver #dateboulder

"You have the most amazing eyes I've ever seen." As I must continue to fly UTR, you'll have to ask me to dinner to see them.

Planning my return to NOLA: Mahogany Jazz Hall, Arnaud's Jazz Brunch, New Orleans Jazz Museum, Commander's Palace. My cup runneth over!

"Wow, I usually tease women about eating so slow at these things. You've nearly finished that entire pizza." I did not come here to play.

"Speak in cash." --Bardot Smith ICONOCLASTIAE

If you've disappointed Ms. York, you can always apologize in gifts. throne.com/msyork

"No woman has ever spoken to me like that. I liked it."

"How many days have you been locked up for me?" I knew he'd be good at counting things. Men in finance typically are.

Checked in with two good boys today and got pizza and wine with a girlfriend. Life is good. And the day is not yet done. 🍷

"I notice you cover up your tattoos in your pictures. What do they mean?" That's something best discussed over a glass of wine. 🍷

"He'll have the girliest drink you've got. Me, I'll have the Barbera d'Asti."

Happy to report I set foot in a church and did not immediately burst into flames.

Mr. G: "...I did indeed have a Mrs Robinson moment when I was in college 🤣" Tell me yours.

Making a few edits to my dating profile: “TLDR: Ex-corporate. 94th percentile for Openness. Bisexual. Prizes efficiency.” Would you swipe right?

Sto cercando un tutor. Potrebbe aiutarmi?

A little spring cleaning on my website. 🌸

An Italian boyfriend makes for the best tutor. 🍷

Q2 Chastity Retro: For you chastity practitioners, which of the following do you find most motivating? A) Auditory Encouragement B) Video Encouragement C) Photographic Encouragement D) Text Encouragement