Just one of the birthday gifts I’m giving myself today. The first one was yoga for the first time in almost 2 months. And my back hasn’t felt this good in that same amount of time 🥲

I just wanna say that the gifts and messages I’ve received so far for my 30th from all of my admirers and colleagues has been humbling, and has me overflowing with gratitude. Thank you all so much!!!! And it’s only just begun…

Tomorrow is my thirtieth birthday ❤️ I did plan a trip for myself… I’m going to a very secluded and very private hot springs resort. They have crafts, yoga, breath work, pools of hot water. Fuck. I’m so excited… I need this. If you wanna celebrate me, follow my beacon! (In bio)

Landman was just advertised as “tv’s greatest phenomenon” and I’m still waiting to know why they think that’s an appropriate way of describing it?

I’m such a dick 🤷‍♀️

Well… as you can imagine, the 4-handed massage went perfectly. It was sexy. It was sensual. It was tender. And it filled my cup up in so many ways. I’m so grateful for the clients who believe in me and what I do. Truly, truly wouldn’t be thriving as hard without ya ;)

This set was so fun…. creative COVID photoshoot days

Pay for my speeding ticket? ($400) I drove through a small tx town and he pinned me the moment I crossed 75 into 55mph zone.

A friend painted these for me. The first is named “Melinda looks in the mirror” and the second one is “fucking on the couch” Kinda perfect

I’m restoring this cast iron pot I found in the garbage (bc I’m a junkie for nice cookware)

One of my FAVORITE photos of me ^.^

I get most turned on when I talk to people with strong boundaries.

I know we’ve all heard of brain farts. But have you also heard of brain diarrhea???

I’ve been sitting at the spectrum store for almost TWO HOURS. god they have the most inefficient in store protocols. Painstaking. Or I’m just bad at waiting idk

Yooooo. I just raged against the machine in my Subaru forester wilderness X mode to get to my incall space for an appt this morning! I love my freaking car.

I think it’s actually really beautiful that I keep finding NEW LOW spots for me. lol

Is it a bad thing that, even though I fell in love with this man wholly and unadulteratedly, he did me fuckin dirty and now I don’t even miss him???? Like. The way you leave someone’s life I feel like really determines the way they remember the Love that was shared. I don’t know… Late night thoughts

If I ever had a personal need for a stroller, I would want a way to hook my dog leash up to the front of it. Because I love efficiency.

I’m so disturbed by what’s happening in Minneapolis. You guys… what does this even mean???? What’s y’all’s back of “exit the US” strategy. I’m scared 😭 but mostly sad. So much grief.

I do plan to fly more this year… last year was just so hard with everything going on. What do I doooooo? Points or pay or just say fuck it and fly more and get the status again?

Officially set up a split workflow for my event I’m hosting. Now people get two separate emails: one for partnered submissions, one for singles. Singles will go on a waitlist once they complete the compatibility form and we will select partners for them/facilitate an intro early February!

I sent an email out on my newsletter to my companionship clients to see if anyone wanted to cover the venue costs for my event hosted under my government name… In exchange for a four handed massage. And someone did it!!!!!!!!! I’m so shook by y’all’s generosity sometimes.

After watching bugonia, I have this mini belief that are hairs hold a lot of energy, and so after everything that’s been going on these past 10 days, I got a haircut today! Just a trim and a clean up. Nothing crazy. But it felt good to be treated.

Ai is great. I’m for it… but I do have a hypothesis that people will eventually flop to the other side of the spectrum and begin craving more human attention, care, support. I just really really fuckin hope that we don’t end up in a full on Ai nuclear war.

Last night was the first time I’ve ever experienced a stress migraine. Through my left eye to the point where I had to cover it. Then it moved and finally just became an icy hot band across my whole face. Woke up this morning feeling like I got punched in the face. Bodies are crazy.

I am holding a lot, but it’s all relevant. Please share, boost, or send if u can.

I feel like I saw this somewhere and it said “when you’re in your 20’s you will get a dog and have a man. It is very important that you choose the dog.” And as my 30th birthday approaches… I’m beginning to see why that statement makes so much sense to me.

You know how time processes things better than we do? Yea. Could we slow that down a little? ❤️

Just a girl bein a snack 🤷‍♀️ what more could you possibly ask of me?

I visited my Mimi and pawpaw today. And this was on his desk. ❤️‍🔥

My heart is fluttering today. Tiny bits of anxiety here and there but overall, I’d give myself a A- ❤️ this is a gentle reminder to always just check in on ur friends! It takes 8m

I just orgasmed. And my body’s coming back online, just a little bit. I can’t wait to see yall again soon!

I am still seeing clients but it’s far and few in between right now due to my personal issues. If we’ve seen each other before, I invite you into my incall space. If not, I’d rather hold off for just a bit until I am able to care for myself normally again. Thank you all, and see u soon.

Gimme your best “break up” songs… ❤️‍🔥 my current spins are when you’re gone by the cranberries and Vienna Billy Joel. But I need a lot more just would love for them to be plopped in my lap 💔😘

Feels so nice to finally have a place for this artwork. My incall is getting cozier and cozier! 💞

Sooooooo…. I’m feeling overwhelmed by all the immediate and gentle support we’ve received and wanted to post something that was a bit out of my norm. You blessed me, so it’s only right I return the favor. 💞😘❤️‍🔥

We have raised $915 and counting!! Feel free to send funds if u can. We are having to pivot from normal childcare to something a bit more … removed from the whole situation :)

Doobie-da, doobie-da hold on to love

I cannot thank you all enough. In 12hs we gathered more than what the childcare costs for the month. She fell asleep with her kids and will set up her apps tomorrow i'm sure. But I cannot thank you all enough for trusting me to move this to her. 🙏

I love that last week I’m like hayyyy I’m turning 30, wink wink, and this week I’m like hayyyy I’m jumping into CTA mode. My bday is taken care of for the most part. I found a place to escape to, by myself, for 3 nights. A place to collapse, be held, and sew it all back together. I am so excited ❤️‍🔥

We need $600 for childcare. Today.

When the police officer doesn’t let you merge… You know there’s a problem

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If you really knew me, you’d know that I’m holding a lot in my life right now. And as of 12a last time I am opening my home to a mom of two kids as a space of refuge. I’m glad it’s something I can offer. But I’m coming to say, if u have some extra lunch money to send my way … that would be helpful🙏

Me, patiently waiting with anticipation, to see you waltz up to my stoop, with all your lovely desires and fantasies to explore together ❤️‍🔥

I fell asleep last night with my finger inside of my beautiful pussy pillow. God I love my life 💞

I am a woman of class but tonight… tonight I had to detangle my hair with my hands and a fork. And I don’t wanna talk about it 😂 I just want you to know. That’s the gfe

I am sure I am not the first person to think that we don’t deserve dogs. But I do believe and have hope in the human race. I do believe that I deserve my dog. He is my guardian.