“Mandatory” and “gratuity” do not go together. I am that curmudgeon who loathes this new restaurant practice, especially when they don’t tell you up front. Imagine me glaring at lovers after a nice romp and demanding a minimum 18% “service charge” I didn’t disclose until the fun is done.

Very sad news: Kink ran away the night before I left on tour. Everyone is looking for him, neighbor is putting up a game cam to watch the porch. He’s been out two nights and I’m not particularly optimistic, and yes it’s been killing me inside. I apologize in advance to lovers for puffy cry eyes.

Instead of looking for trouble, I stayed in and ate a plateful veggies. I’m equally proud and disappointed by such a dull, healthy choice.

Reporting from the Center of Chaos, Washington D.C. : If I disappear overnight, it’s because I invited myself for a walk with a gaggle of National Guardsmen (again), or peed by the Washington Monument (again), and got into Official Trouble (a first).

In case you’re worried, charging your sex toys and pelvic wands constributes basically 0 to climate change. Washing your hands takes more power than this (but please keep washing your hands). Vibrate on, my horny friends 🫡

OMG, Dynamic Radar Cruise Control explains so much stupid, fast lane driving I’ve seen. It all makes sense now 😭

On the road again 💋

Time to snuggle with my pillow boyfriend. Could use an overnight date wrapped around someone. Once I’m asleep, you can gently pry yourself free and have some space. 💕 #oursky #fmty

How I arrived on Bluesky

Going to have to climb up here again to install the solar panels

This photo is a lie: I don’t wear underwear anymore.

Everybody say “Thank-you foster kitten Kink, for letting Louise leave for a week+.” (I really want to keep him. How can a FSSW give up a cat that came to her named that way?!?!) #oursky #catsofbluesky

It's that time again. This Friday and Saturday in DC

It’s called “defiant optimism,” and I’m quite good at it.

✨New Tumbleweed Policy✨ Now that I’m a “delicate flower” who needs to more time and tender attention: 1.5hr minimum date required to warm up to new friends. Still happily embracing established lovers for 1hr dates 💋

Know what? I’m ready. Time for a mini-roadtrip! 3/6-7 — DC 3/7-9 — Philadelphia/Cherry Hill NJ 3/9-10 — Wilmington DE 3/11-12 — Columbus 3/12-14 — Louisville Limited availability; established lovers prioritized.

Hot girls use their tour money to...1. Pay off the adoption fees of all the senior and special needs kitties at the animal rescue to help them get adopted 2. Save for a house 3. Register for classes 😸

Let’s pretend I’m admiring myself, not monitoring for inflammation.

Cute but crazy ride

These three terrorized me from 1am-7am. Causalities include a dress sleeve, an arm chair, and a wicker basket. #catsofbluesky #orangecats #fostercats

Life’s full of unintended twists. #oursky

As a bunny lover, I was super invested in this outcome www.reddit.com/r/interestin...

Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody

Tea time on the porch in the morning sunshine #oursky

Going to miss you, sweet Billy-boo. Be as snuggly with your forever family as you were with me. 🥹👋💋 #caturday

Foster kitten Billy goes to his forever family tomorrow. He will be missed 🥺

Whoops, didn’t conceal the camera remote in this one 😂 #oursky

how I sleep after doing my rounds on bluesky in the replies flirting with my sexy friends and sexy colleagues

I want to be back to meeting people in hotel rooms finales conversations

Second morning without pain down below. Zip. Nada. All normal. Cautiously optimistic.

I accomplish the same as billionaires with their debonair cold plunges. Just stand out in the cold, have a recalcitrant propane tank opt fail (again), voila! The fridge shower nets you the same dopamine high.

Dusted off the forgotten hippie toolkit Shoved a garlic clove up my poose Woke up pain free What in the heck 🧐

I don’t want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself

Did I put my medical gown on incorrectly?

Billy is due for adoption this weekend🥺

Zoom in all you want m; the bush censors everything.

Post 5 things you like: 1. Being right 2. Convincing others I’m right 3. Realizing when I’m wrong 4. Sandwiches 5. Being Tumbleweed Lover 😭💋

What was I doing Friday evening, you ask?

Scoop me up and lay me down

Dangerously low on will power to not be a foster failure. One of these two might be adopted out before I’m home from the doctor tonight, unless I text my neighbor that I’m keeping them. Extra kisses were given, just in case 😢

Was trying to do something sexy with my shadow 🤷‍♀️ #oursky

Just chilling my hot ass on a cold rock.

And I'll be certain she's my girl By the things she'll like to do Like walkin' in the rain And wishin' on the stars up above And bein' so in love #oursky

Over 30 sex workers thread! Quote with a pic and your age. ✨34✨

Need a tub (cattle trough?) at the homestead to feed my bath+television addiction. But how much firewood would I need to chop to heat up a single tub’s worth? There’s a reason people used to bathe only once a week, washing the whole family in the same batch of water…

Boris goes to his forever home today! Happy #Caturday

Come on, baby, light my fire

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Fog settled amongst the redwoods of the Bohemian Grove (12/28/25) #ForestFriday

I think it’s about time to build a rocket stove and plant some hardwood nitrogen fixers