It's officially launched! I am slowly adding people to this pack. I appreciate your patience. Repost/share to get the word out 🩵 go.bsky.app/Qguzc3F

PSA: just because I’m active here, doesn’t mean I’m checking my email. For me, Bsky is genuinely fun; emails are work. ✨I am still on hiatus trying to chill ✨, take care of personal matters, & waiting for some unknowns to resolve themselves so I can actually make plans. Thanks for understanding!

It’s my personally theory that escorts, when making good money, are some of the most generous individuals to use their income/assets right away to help others. This is just one example. Whether you book a date or just chip in from afar, the best of us put that $ to good use.

Ready to get back to thinking about sex and having lots of sex and most of my time being about sex sex sex.

Ya can always tell when there’s been a new wave a Twitter purges. Hello there old friends! Welcome to the cool kid spot 😁

Those are some hard earned smile lines by my eyes that I’ll never Botox away

The grin of someone writing up one helluva Letter of Intent to Sue 🤠 Will be eastbound soon! I’ll be making a small, limited tour out of the trek home to Tennessee.

Had my first target practice, shooting rifle and hand gun! 🤠

Whelp! Im taking them to small claims court. It’s not it about me. I can handle the financial fucking. But I do not take kindly to bad faith businesses who over charge for shitty work and are possibly forcing people to choose between their car repair, rent, and insulin.

My cute little fuzzy cover 🥰 #oursky

The saga continues! I blew past warranty mileage, but the shop will have their techs look at it tomorrow and render their verdict. I’m optimistic they’ll agree they fucked up, because there’s no way a sealed, completely enclosed OEM part should’ve oxidized in one year.

I’ve driven 40,000 MILES since November 2024, GOOD FUCKING LORD

✨Manifesting a hot springs duo✨

Whoops, back to indecency 😅

Look at that, I’m STILL fully clothed! It’s like I’m capable of being in public or something. Who knew?

‘Twas a fun adventure to the Rosie the Riveter/WWII Home Front NHP in Richmond, CA! So grateful for the time, energy, and funds that enable educational experiences with my old nanny charges.

Apparently I’m a Nazi for complimenting Pete Buttigieg for his work going onto Fox News. If one rules out discourse as an option, all that’s left is violence. Or complaining, which is mostly what I see us liberals doing, along with flying a flag or two. How’s that strategy been working for us?

Rainbow over my happy place in the Sierra Nevada #stunday

Whelp, $3,600 4wd actuator and transfer case replacement, which I already replaced ONE YEAR AGO. Not doing it. Not falling into the sunk cost fallacy trap on a rolling rust bucket from 2007. Fucker fuckity fuck fuck fucker fuck.

Many I’ve met in person know the tale of the Feral Barn Cat Kids I once nannied. Because of this work, I have the time, energy, and $ to still participate in their lives and give their adoptive aunt a deserved break. We’re going on an educational adventure tomorrow and I’m SO EXCITED 😁

BTW, I’m vegetarian now except for: - when you take me on a dinner date to place with oysters (must be within 100 miles of the harvest location) - you serve/gift me meat you hunted, or raised & slaughtered Why? Because it’s a simple life change I can make to manifest a better world.

Hey there, how you doin’?

Happy #caturday. Roxy always knew when we were in the home neighborhood and liked to stick her head out the window for the last quarter mile.

Yes, I just equated hoes who keep their marketing focus on Twitter to the chucklefucks who join ICE for the steady paycheck and signing bonus. If your argument is “but I need the $,” how are you different from those unemployable rejects trying to make their rent and health insurance premium?

Hit me up if you want to sponsor an east coast/midwest tour stop that corresponds with his schedule. Even better if you want to make his concert a date 🥰

This could be us 🥰

Pillow humper and symphony lover. #oursky

CURSE MY CAR AND ITS ABILITY TO SUCK WITHOUT COMPLETELY FAILING (My year-old 4wd actuator is currently jammed, on top of multiple roof leaks and other various annoying issues that don’t actually affect drive capacity; ergo, I can’t justify a new car 😠)

Spiderbro scored some luxury real estate #ForestFriday

Proof that, on occasion, I’m fully clothed.

Please post more newds to distract from the news

You’ll never hear me use “big dick energy” because I think it’s gallingly distasteful. A man’s generosity, compassion, confidence, and ability to sexually fulfill all but the most penetration-dependent women has nothing to do with dick size. This whole ✨BDE✨ just perpetuates harmful penis shame.

My most mentioned photo of all time 🤷‍♀️

Goofy little troublemaker, not suitable for the faint of heart

“Highest Elevation in the Bohemian Grove”

Work work work work work #oursky

Flashback to foster kitten Fritz for #whiskerwednesday

Me, while driving: a whole month in California, hiking! In the redwoods and the Sierra Nevada foothills, so fun! Me, while putting on my boots:

Oops, dropped my phone.

I remember where I was Jan 6; Driving home to CA after visiting my TN land. Had met new neighbors, drank my first moonshine. Was calling family & friends to tell them violence was palpable in the air, tension was so thick, even in the boonies, when… “Live on NPR: The capitol has been breached.”

3 weeks of abstinence completed. Basically a virgin again.

Cold water plunges 💕

See a butt, post a butt 💕

Some advice from 7 Habits of Highly Effective People: focus on your circle of influence, not your circle of concern. So much complaining about the Venezuela situation, ZERO self-reflection (or action) on how overconsumption of limited resources drives war. I’m going back to quiet offline time.

Happy #caturday.

So which one of these drunken love notes should I slide to the MILF I’ve been ogling at the bar?

Visions of happiness

Hoes keeping the hospitality industry afloat 💸

I know people who mask but don’t wash their hands after being in public and never sanitize their phones. I haven’t yet listened to the @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social episode that has everyone pissed off at Jon, but there is a “type” of mask wearer that deserves to the butt a joke.