Answering your emails, thanks for your patience! Anyone will tell you tripping and touring is a whirlwind 😊

So excited to detour to @louiselovingjoy.bsky.social on my trip! This city kitty is planning to learn valuable skills for country living. 😽 What those are, I literally don't know.

Anything for you, babe 😘 Happy Valentine’s Day to all my fellow freaks

This is your yearly reminder: Spoil your favorite SWer this Valentine’s Day! I mean, we’re awesome and make everything in your life just a little bit more bearable ❤️😚

Yeeeeehaw! Thought I'd mention that you can visit meetelenamarchetti.com to catch me on my little southern road trip jaunt. Maybe I'll end up lingering in a city or two...💋 The farther south I go, the more I'll be wearing something like this. 🔥 #oursky #datesouth #datemidwest

Woke up before I hit the road today to a hot little number on its way to me. Thank you to my Valentine! ❤️🌹 Unrelated but I never noticed until now that Marigold starts these emails with "Congratulations!" and yeah it really does feel that way

… Okay I don’t know what the answer here is because yes we fans deserve a star lineup and ofc there’s streaming contracts to honor, but also idk how you’re not supposed to rest players if there’s 82 games in a season often with back to back games AND the NBA Cup

He knows that I will absolutely need the pampering when I’m back from being a road warrior. Thank you as always for keeping me supple 🥰

Five minutes back on socials and I already have an email asking if my header is AI, HOW DARE YOU. I'll have you know I hand placed each element of this silly composition and twirled my pasta titties to spec do not anger me

Sometimes people ask how I market myself if I'm not hyper active on social media. My response: By existing in the world, I mean look at me: #datechicago #gfe #escort #oursky

Me (a hopeless romantic in a prison of my own making)

Reintroducing myself w/Need to Knows: •# Years/Provider: Online - 1+ // Offline - 😵‍💫 •2026 Goals: More FBSM, bigger butt muscles •Anthem: Hot for Teacher, Van Halen •Scent: White flowers + patchouli •Bragging rights: Excellent taste across the board Let's hear yours! #oursky #gfe #datechicago

Hilarious to me that I have been on a little social media quiet hiatus ("quiatus?" lol) and am finally ready to be back in your face, only to realize my Twitter was suspended. I haven't been on in months! The nerve.

CLIENTS: Step 1: Pin OurSky Step 2: Pin your regional feed(s) Step 3: Browse through starter packs on my profile page to find your favourite companions. Use the above feeds to find new ones. Welcome to not having to wade through a bunch of posts you don't care about to find quality providers!

Enrolling for marketplace healthcare and unsurprised to see my monthly premium for the same plan is now +$300 for 2026. If any of you want to put me on payroll so I can get deeply subsidized insurance that would be huggggge BDE 😏 Please daddy

Spending money on people who make my life easier & support me/my community brings me SO much joy. Buying lunch for dog groomers/walkers, sending gift cards to elder care workers, handing a fat tip to mail delivery folks, getting snacks & hand warmers for school crossing guards…

It’s my birthday 🥰

Fully how some clients think I’m going to show up to the outcall

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From Day 1 as an LMT I made it a priority to do as much pro bono work as my body can handle & this last month has been a grind. With the stress of constant instability/war, people’s bodies are carrying so much pain and panic that they’re recoiling even from therapeutic touch.

Dreaded phrase in an introductory email: “Before I provide all the details in your booking form…” 🙃

Oops I did it again Refused to take off my Halloween costume until someone took it off for me 😍🔥 #datechicago #gfe #escort #halloween

Sign me up for more late mornings. Now where did I put my panties… #datechicago #gfe #escort #fmty

Preparing lunch. I have so many fancy oil cruets and bottles but my favorite is this blasphemous little guy 😇 La minestra o la finestra 🤷‍♀️

My date saw my necklace was all tangled and fixed it. 🥰 Look out for me and I’ll look out for you, baby, that’s what it’s all about.

Previously I noted that I have a fondness for stamps, so while traveling in DC I made the pilgrimage to Big Stamp aka the National Postal Museum. Why was I aroused after? 🧐 And more importantly, who will address it?

Latest blog is out this morning on Substack, loves. I allocated a couple hundred words to talk about my experience with seasonal depression and intimacy. 💙 open.substack.com/pub/elenamar... #writing #substack #datechicago #gfe #oursky

Obsessed with the Chess dot com app. I’m not as good as I thought I was, my endgame is meh because I get too cocky 😏 Who else plays?

Your favorite dinner date, awash in red lighting as she tends to do 💋 #oursky #datechicago #fmty #gfe

Lounge access at the airport for domestic travels is not super compelling to me personally because I play it way too fast and loose re: arriving at my gate prior to the start of boarding

Speaking to my pedicurist, to the tune of “Shallow”: Tell me something, girl Do you like it when toenails are curled? Cause I could use some more Length cut from these claws because long toenails I abhor Lost it at the end but you get it. And they’re still longer than I like 🥲

Packing for my short trip, a grueling effort. I’m NOT an efficient packer. I have minis of everything, cubes, travel-hardy outfits, all the fixins and yet it takes me forever to assemble

Love waking up in my cozy and warm bed to something cozy and hot coming my way ✨ Grazie E

It is so thrilling to me when clients suggest duo partners, and I love to hear the reasoning behind it. 👻 You think we’re both freaky? 📚 You know the other provider reads a lot too? 💘 You just ~*feel*~ like we’re a match? Tell me what you know… 😍 And then bring us together

A hunch I have is that many lifelong learners are drawn to this community. This past year, I’ve had a go at rock climbing, learning card tricks, Thai massage, & Wordpress. Providers & clients, what skill/craft/information are you learning, honing, or otherwise working on?

Sometimes I distract myself—but can you understand why?—and forget to tell you that l’m traveling next week: ❤️‍🔥 DC: 10/9 - 10/11 ❤️‍🔥 PHL: 10/12 - 10/13 Send an email or submit a form on my website meetelenamarchetti (dot) com to request a date #datenortheast #datemidwest #gfe #escort

When we can't be together but he makes my day a little brighter with a tip 😍 Thank you, I can't wait til we meet again! #gfe #datechicago #fmty

Will my date like my outfit? Yes or no #datechicago #datemidwest #gfe #escort #fmty

“Hey Siri, play ‘Nightcall’ by Kavinsky.” So in love with our city. #datechicago #gfe #chicago

Will my date like my outfit? Yes or no #datechicago #datemidwest #gfe #escort #fmty

I understand it may be technically fine and safe, but it still seems gross to me, won’t be partaking. Proud of the cleanup tho!

I cannot stop looking at these photos! I’ve said before but I have a latent bird obsession; like me they are strange but beautiful. “The Aviary” is easily my absolute favorite collection from any fashion week so far this year 😍 🦜

Chronic outfit rewearer on travel days. Why would a hot girl wear a hot fit only once? Discuss in the comments #datechicago #gfe #fmty #datemidwest #escort

Love me some low-slung stratocumulus clouds to add spice to the space between major Midwest hubs 🌾☁️

The art in this hotel is so *real* it just speaks to me. This piece is titled, “When He Chose Sugary Mints Instead of a Toothbrush” 👏👏👏

Due to my careers I’m really one-trick pony with advice. It’s either “Get a massage” or “Book the girl” Name things that can’t be at least temporarily fixed by either or both.

Please every establishment that serves a Caesar salad, I am begging you: Supply me with adequate utensils to cut through the lettuce or please chop it for me! I’m tired of being embarrassed.

Wanting to move away from Spotify to another streaming platform, thinking Tidal. Tidal users, hype me up with your thoughts 🙌

In the shower, he told me my soft titties are “milky” but I heard “gnocchi” We hear what we want to hear 🤷‍♀️😂

Omw 2 u 😚 #datechicago #gfe #fmty #tmty #datemidwest #escort