Let’s play Cuck Chair Roulette! Choose your player: A. Squatty wooden chair B. Rattan chair 3. White leather chair D. Butt imprint chair

It’s pride month-let a butch take care of you 😏

One of my clients & I joke about how our families’ lineages are peasants, and that if this were the 15th century he would be the farmer’s son and I the baker’s daughter. He supplies our bakery with wheat and sees me. A medieval wheat-cute, as it were.

Maybe it’s blasphemous to say this as such a big Spurs fan, but truly no matter what happens in this series, I’ll be happy. It’s already exactly what I was looking for. Fast-paced w/intrigue and most importantly, HEART. Everyone here really cares. Two great teams. And also fiesta colors 🪇

They’re perfectly centered in person 🍅🍅 #oursky

Next port of call? Meet me in San Diego! MissDaffnie.com [email protected]

Good morning! How do you like your coffee? Favorite roast? I like Colombian or French roast with a little creamer.

I am truly terrible at feeding myself. I love cooking and eating but left to my own devices I will often shirk the responsibility and just pick at a wedge of cheese or have a banana, or wait until the next meal rolls around to try again. Your task: Keep me fed.

You know you need to take better care of yourself when your non-American client says he thinks you’ve lost weight with a certain look on his face.

Drained him 😛

I’m a proud sex worker of 9 years! Within the title “sex worker” I am also of these things: -an unforgettable artist -a producer/director/editor -a disabled person funding all of their own treatments/meds -a local environmentalist who spends all their extra time/money in support of this planet

Happy whore’s day ❤️‍🔥 I love us 😤

Date tonight, however I overexerted myself and then didn’t stretch so my erector group is KNOTTY my god. So tight and short I am choking breaths out in pain. You would think because I am a bodywork professional I have better perspective on how to fix this, and that is true.

Where are all of the queer SWers at? I need to find my people again 🩷💙💜 Sincerely, A fellow bi-sexual/romantic professional lover girl

My lover's got humour She's the giggle at a funeral Knows everybody's disapproval I should've worshipped her sooner If the heavens ever did speak She's the last true mouthpiece

Do not ask me to play more than nine holes, that’s all I’m good for (until you take me off the green that is) 😙 #oursky

How it feels when everyone is openly staring at me but I’m YOUR date youtube.com/shorts/5xUeE...

A sparkling water, a flat water, and either a coffee or an alcoholic beverage depending on time of day 💅

As I clean out my closet, I realized I was missing some very basic essentials for summer such as -a pair of bright white trainers that I will immediately put through the ringer until they’re off-white, and -a titty-bearing dress that drapes over my curves and matches all my little gold heels

Losing my mind with 800 disparate lists and notes across devices, not to mention paper notes. It’s always been like this for me but I would love if it wasn’t! What are we all using for notes/lists? Planners, Excel, native apps (Apple Notes, Google Keep) or other apps (OneNote, Notion, Evernote).

A small dog calls the shots in my life too so I have the wisdom to know that once they have spoken, so it is. #nbafinals tinyurl.com/3kwj9b54

Me: Listening to you intently, engaged and asking questions, providing additional perspective and encouragement. Also me: Doing it while looking like this #oursky

Every day for almost two weeks I’ve been taking short cold (not cool, ~COLD~) showers to start my day because I’m trying to cut back on caffeine and I read it helps. I kinda think it’s working. I feel shockingly energized after.

If you've been wondering What's on Elena's mind lately, now you know. 💋 open.substack.com/pub/elenamar... #oursky

He knew I was the best decision he had made (possibly ever) when we were cuddling afterward in utter peace and satisfaction, and without breaking contact I managed to cue up smooth jams starting with youtu.be/IyTwz06M8Yk

So close to being finally caught up on emails but my focus keeps being interrupted by memories of this absolute hog of a log

Amazing May date idea for romance while vibing! Salt Shed is a great venue and the lineup is awesome, I am such a fan of Pixel Grip and Tortoise. 🤩 Hmu babe

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He said I have a great eye, among other things. A favorite recent date in the park welcoming me back to the city I love. Can’t take it all in fast enough.

*Desperately* wishing I had the sausage egg and cheese croissant sandwich my client brought me for breakfast yesterday right now. I’m nursing a small hangover for the first time in who knows how long. I feel genuinely silly! Was just having a ball watching the game last night, bad girl. 😭🍸🏀

Spurs came screaming out of the gate for this game and continue to destroy. This is their time. Portland didn’t watch enough film I guess.

This is about as dressed as I can manage to be today 🥱 #oursky

The scruffy barista at my favorite coffee shop and I have a little flirtation going on, and today he made my oat milk latte with a little milky heart. Got him crushing. 💘

I’m the girl watching John Oliver clips while I wait for my croissant breakfast sandwich and iced oat milk latte. Mussed hair, jeans and a cropped T shirt, no bra. Sunglasses on because it’s too bright but also because I’m checking you out 🥐 Buongiorno babe

Missed you ❤️

My tired little body could honestly use this deeply valuable service after such a long trip 💖 Everyone needs to feel basic care through touch and who wouldn’t want it from Aiko? Massage therapist approved 🫡

One of my last gifts while in South Florida! I asked him to help me choose and he chose well 🥰 Grazie, can’t wait to wear this and check myself out in every reflective surface 😚 #oursky

Thanks to all my lovers on the road who confirmed that my ass is still looking amazing, can be hard to tell when you’re sitting on it behind the wheel for hours/days at a time. Are you there, glutes? It’s me Elena. Baby girl needs to do some donkey kicks

It’s the last leg of my trip home and I’m feeling a lot of feelings! Could use a cuddle 🥹 and also a compliment 🥰 Separately, Spurs did not win Game 2 yesterday but the sweet client who gave me this shirt reminded me that they’ve never won a playoff where they’ve won Game 2 sooooo…! #oursky

Because I’ve been en route I haven’t been commenting on NBA playoffs/goings on but I’m soooo pumped about my beloved Spurs kicking off with a win 🙌 Robinson still so jacked it’s dumb. Also Tim Duncan, it’s been said but you look so cool, retirement looks great on you babe 😍 tinyurl.com/ytt3mt2e

I’m in Charlotte and while working my way through Florida and the south, I was HOT. I mean I’m always *hot*, but this flower was wilting. 🥵 So I wished for it to be just a liiiiitle cooler with more clouds and now today it’s in the 60s and cloudy here. Yay me! But sorry Charlottonians. 😂

I am over halfway through my trip home and finally have a moment to pause. 😮‍💨 Very grateful to everyone I’ve met, you’ve made this a sweet trip. And grazie to everyone who has been patient as I catch up with my inbox! I see your messages and will be responding today. 🥰

Devoted to you 💖 #oursky

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The professional photos from my recent shoot are looking incredible however I can’t help but applaud my own handiwork (taking a selfie when I look hot af) 🪩 #oursky

As I prepare to leave South Florida (😢🥺) I find myself wishing I had five extra hours a day because there’s too much to do before I hit the road

Need to nap so I’m watching videos of horses’ hooves being cleaned to lull me to sleep. What’s the oddball calming media you consume to relax? #oursky youtu.be/NWpNpwl7RKs

NAY

A man messaged and said he saw me out and about, was staring intently and *knew* it was me but didn’t say anything. I said Impossibile, no way was it me. If I see or feel your eyes on me, 100% you’ll have my information. I am very confrontational that way 😚

Oooooh there’s a Honey Birdette store near where I am staying! I own nothing from this brand, strangely. Perhaps someone would like to fund my first set for me, and then watch me try it on? 🥰