Will my date like my outfit? Yes or no #datechicago #datemidwest #gfe #escort #fmty

I understand it may be technically fine and safe, but it still seems gross to me, won’t be partaking. Proud of the cleanup tho!

I cannot stop looking at these photos! I’ve said before but I have a latent bird obsession; like me they are strange but beautiful. “The Aviary” is easily my absolute favorite collection from any fashion week so far this year 😍 🦜

Chronic outfit rewearer on travel days. Why would a hot girl wear a hot fit only once? Discuss in the comments #datechicago #gfe #fmty #datemidwest #escort

Love me some low-slung stratocumulus clouds to add spice to the space between major Midwest hubs 🌾☁️

The art in this hotel is so *real* it just speaks to me. This piece is titled, “When He Chose Sugary Mints Instead of a Toothbrush” 👏👏👏

Due to my careers I’m really one-trick pony with advice. It’s either “Get a massage” or “Book the girl” Name things that can’t be at least temporarily fixed by either or both.

Please every establishment that serves a Caesar salad, I am begging you: Supply me with adequate utensils to cut through the lettuce or please chop it for me! I’m tired of being embarrassed.

Wanting to move away from Spotify to another streaming platform, thinking Tidal. Tidal users, hype me up with your thoughts 🙌

In the shower, he told me my soft titties are “milky” but I heard “gnocchi” We hear what we want to hear 🤷‍♀️😂

Omw 2 u 😚 #datechicago #gfe #fmty #tmty #datemidwest #escort

a message from Frank Ocean and my ass (two highly aligned entities)

Buongiornooooooo! Clocking in with my August and September reads. 🫡 What are we reading these days?

Feels like a Miguel "Do You..." morning, what do you think? 🥰💦 youtu.be/u8CjiUHq1u4?...

This is the offseason drama I **LIVE** for! I love Kawhi as a former All-Star Spur, anyone Pop cares about is good in my book. Also he’s cute and his anti-media stance is hilarious. However this is extremely dumb of him and his team but I’m eating it up.

Seeing your name in my inbox is almost as good as seeing you in another box of mine… 😍

I’ve been informed that many of my emails from August didn’t go through. Don’t be a glutton for punishment, give me a nudge if you haven’t heard from me

Wouldn’t it be nice if your hands were on the headboard above me? 😇 #datechicago #datemidwest #datemilwaukee #oursky #gfe

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

I don’t take naps regularly and I decided to take one this afternoon. I woke up as it’s starting to pour…so I guess I just go to bed now? 😴 P.S. rainy weather = unbelievably horny 💦

Woke up thinking about how great our key lime pie’s wig was. So natural. Could hardly even tell.

Niente foto per favore 📸 #oursky #escort #gfe #datechicago #nsfw

One thing that has always bothered me about civ dating via apps is how readily people compromise their loved ones. I get that you want to prove that you’re real, have friends, hobbies, etc. but I just think having your family & friends out there so you can get laid is weird

Yesterday was my ideal summer day: -bendy stretching + sweaty workout -warm–not hot–shower with my favorite shower oil to cool my muscles -spend time outside -tuck away with a client, talk, laze -pet a dog -read -meet friends for drink + live music -fall asleep on the couch ❤️

Did you know “sinister” comes from a Latin word meaning “on the left”? In fact in Italian we say “a sinistra” to mean the same. 😈 Celebrate me and my evil ways by sending me things to hold with my dominant left hand (money, presents, etc etc) 😙✋👋

How I have I lost *every* pair of sunglasses? 😭

Omg they’ve captured my essence in a carbonated beverage for your thirst-quenching pleasure 🌻🤩

Wake up, babe! I have big wet kisses and local news for youuuuuu 😙 #datechicago #gfe #escort #fmty #oursky

Obsessed 😂 For once I have no notes on a headline

It’s pretty hot when we meet for the first time and clients are like Whoa. It seems like the internet understands I’m hot but I think the full impact is impossible to communicate ☺️

I am *obsessed* with Philly and I will be back faster than Rocky ran up those damn stairs. Grazie to the lovers who kept me enthralled with their excellent suggestions! I love to delight and be delighted. 🥰 #datechicago #datemidwest #datephiladelphia #oursky #fmty #gfe #escort

I keep finding myself in orange lighting 👀 #oursky #datechicago #fmty #gfe

Forever underrated: Naps to end a date. A nice cuddly snooze to cap off our time together. Plan accordingly when booking, loves.

Phallic objects are naturally drawn to me, what can I say? 😙 Grazie for letting me pick the place and the seats, I’d forever rather sit at the rail than a table.

Happiest when I’m cuddled up afterwards like “Whoa…did that really just happen?” 🥰 And then I head right back in for more… #datemidwest #datechicago #oursky #gfe #escort

Call me a Labrador because I can’t stay dry for long

Recently I hit 100 subscribers on my Substack blog, Leonessa della Tastiera. 🦁 I am so glad my strange and h*rny writings are landing with admirers near and far. Grazie for your support! Much more to come 😘 Ciao and meow #datechicago #gfe #oursky #substack #datemidwest 📸: @joeypicasso.bsky.social

A client sent me a couple gifts off my wishlist prior to our date including a gift card to one of my favorite online toy stores. This will be spent almost as fast as he will after meeting me 😚 Grazie!

I keep meaning to pay attention to the WNBA, I know I would love it because 😍

Like half my plants died while I was on tour/vacation. It wasn’t even a week! The drama

Try as I might to experiment with colors I just find that black lingerie against my pale skin is deeply impossible to resist. #datemidwest #datechicago #datephiladelphia #datephilly #gfe #escort #oursky #fmty

Oh god two unbelievably sexy new crushes 🔥🥵

I always prioritize longer dates because from a scheduling perspective, it’s just easier to book those first and block out around it. But that said, I love my short dates. A lot of times we can only nab a couple hours and I’m grateful you choose to spend it with me 🥰

Emotionally evolved humans often understand that sexuality is a fluctuating spectrum. Today, I want to be the submissive secretary who's punished for being a bad girl. Tomorrow, I want you on your knees worshipping me, submitting to my whims. This is very difficult to market as a sex worker...

Client after falling under my spell: “Take all the money in my wallet, Elena!” Me: Say less 😘

Breakfast in bed (I'm the breakfast)

Under your gaze, I delicately unfurl like a petal of pure light and softness. You hold your breath as I open for you. Release and breathe me in. #gfe #escort #datechicago #oursky

Love in unexpected places: a car show under extremely sexy lighting 😽 (Also if you’re not reading my Alt text you really need to be doing that) #datephiladelphia #datephilly #datechicago #oursky #gfe #escort #fmty

#datephiladelphia babes, first of all hello 🥰 Or as you say in Philly, Yurp, youse guys. You see, I have been brushing up on my Philly slang via Wikihow, learning how to speak about seeing some Yanks for my Yams (money for my butt apparently, iykyk) in a way that my Philly lovers can best understand

Talk dirty to me & read about my hot 80s rock-inspired photo shoot with @joeypicasso.bsky.social 🥵🔥 Even after discussing Tipper Gore & the PMRC I still made myself wet, yeow! elenamarchetti.substack.com/p/015-make-i... #datechicago #escort #oursky #substack #write #Datenortheast #datephiladelphia