Tansy Woods 🛸
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✨The enigmatic outlaw woman of your dreams✨ NSFW 21+ only 📍Midwest
Good afternoon! ✨
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Happy Summer Solstice! ✨🌞💕
8 days ago
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Northern Wisconsin is so gorgeous! The more excuses to venture up that way, the better! 🥰 I see myself buying land up there one of these days.
11 days ago
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The red winged black birds are my little homies 💕
12 days ago
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It’s
#tittytuesday
you say?! Well how about some ample cleavage for your viewing pleasure?
12 days ago
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My hollyhocks are finally in bloom! 🙌Miraculously, the rain didn’t demolish them.
12 days ago
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Spent most of this afternoon tending to my garden and getting plenty of vitamin D, now I’m gathering ingredients to make zanahorias en escabeche as a little spicy snack. 🌶️🥕😋
13 days ago
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You might have noticed a few changes I’ve made here and there. Not a rebrand, just refining it is all.✨
20 days ago
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I want to be nude on a beach somewhere. 😎🌞🏖️
21 days ago
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Looking forward to some dates I have this month! It’s been too long for some of you! 💕Can’t wait to catch up! 🥰
21 days ago
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21 days ago
I hate living in a time where I can't express my joy of something without first having to do extensive research on it to make sure it's not created by someone/something awful. This crap sucks...
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Looking forward to some dates I have this month! It’s been too long for some of you! 💕Can’t wait to catch up! 🥰
21 days ago
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Good morning! How do you like your coffee? Favorite roast? I like Colombian or French roast with a little creamer.
26 days ago
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May I offer you some titties in this trying time?
about 1 month ago
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One thing I really want this summer is a beach pass to my favorite beach spot along Lake Michigan. It’s $300 because I’m a “non-resident” of the area. 🫣😇
about 1 month ago
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There are so many mosquitos around my property this year! Researched an effective way to reduce the their populations without harming the eco system: mosquito kill buckets! I have some I’m prepping now. Will update with how well they work.
about 1 month ago
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I think we should all log off social media and learn to think for ourselves again.
about 1 month ago
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School’s out and I’m so ready for summer! I was thinking of planning a cross country tour back home to CA this summer, but I think that will have to wait for now. I have a lot going on in my private life already as it is so I’ll be sticking to the Midwest for the summer. 🌞
about 1 month ago
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I got the scholarship! 🙌✨
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about 1 month ago
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Just scored a bunch of interesting fiction and non fiction books at my local thrift store 😎 The coolest find: All Hookers Go To Heaven by Angel B.H.
about 2 months ago
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Lord knows I write enough damned essays for school so I’m not about to start writing them for work, sorry! If you’d like to stay updated about my life, become a regular! Otherwise, I don’t feel compelled to share intimate details about my life on the internet with a bunch of strangers. 🤷♀️
about 2 months ago
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I’m waiting to hear back on a scholarship for a program I really want to get into for the fall semester. Fingers crossed!!! 🤞🤞
about 2 months ago
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Some pole work for the timeline! (Don’t mind the ta-tas popping out of my top 😅)
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2 months ago
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So true 😂
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2 months ago
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“Outlaw Woman”: Kaye Woods on 6 Years, 3 Ducks, and Living on the Fringes
Professional companion Kaye Woods describes herself as a “multidimensional sweetheart” and “the enigmatic outlaw woman of your dreams.”
https://medium.com/@heelextension/outlaw-woman-kaye-woods-on-6-years-3-ducks-and-living-on-the-fringes-9a448f21de80
2 months ago
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I really despise how humanity is regarded as more significant than animals, insects, and nature.
3 months ago
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
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3 months ago
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I’ve been slacking on emails, but don’t fret, I’ll be responding this evening!
3 months ago
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Found a little friend roaming the garden bed!🥰 I moved it somewhere safe so no predators could get it. I love hearing these guys croaking from the channel and I love spring time. 💗
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3 months ago
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Stoked and can’t wait to plant these babies! 🤩
3 months ago
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Happy first day of Spring! 💕
3 months ago
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My tramp stamp is a 4 leaf clover that says “kiss me, I’m Irish” 🍀💋
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3 months ago
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Spring is in the air! ✨🥰
4 months ago
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ℬσnViναnт ғғѕ
4 months ago
International Women’s Day 2026 “Petrify the patriarchy” 🩶
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I’m stoked to see red winged back birds at my feeder and robins in the yard again! I also saw a bald eagle fly over my house, so majestic! They come every spring to have their babies by the channel.
4 months ago
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Being eaten out from behind is absolutely top tier. It’s the little things, you know? 🥰😉
9 months ago
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Thanks so much for the oracle tarot and giftcards! ♥️🥰
4 months ago
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We don’t need another revolution. We need evolution.
5 months ago
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House and animal chore day! My babies are happy with the warmer weather. Chucky’s hormones will start ramping up soon and then he’ll be a menace again. 😅
5 months ago
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Happy little girls! 🥰
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5 months ago
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One of my girls laid two whole eggs since the temperature has made it back into the 20’s!
5 months ago
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Audrey Borealis NYC 🖤
5 months ago
Punxsutawney Phil predicted 6 more weeks of booking me for extended sessions, clearing my wishlists, and sending me to the spa
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Kill the cop in your head that tells you to micromanage and police others!
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5 months ago
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If you want to change the world, you have to start with yourself. As above, so below.
8 months ago
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Classes start next week, so consider this a friendly reminder that the further in advance you book, the more rested, prepared, relaxed and ready I’ll be to give you my undivided, sexy attention. 💕✨
5 months ago
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Are
#throwbackthursdays
still a thing? Anyway, here’s an old video of the first (and only chick) that I hatched with an incubator. Turns out “she” was actually a “he” and in my county, you can only have roosters if you’re on commercial or farm land. So, I had to rehome him. He’s on a huge farm now 🥲
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5 months ago
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Come escape from the internet with me 😉😘
5 months ago
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Peoria was fun🥰, now onto Chicago!
6 months ago
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“Alexa - play ‘Out Of Step (With The World)’ by Minor Threat.”
6 months ago
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