Good afternoon! ✨

Happy Summer Solstice! ✨🌞💕

Northern Wisconsin is so gorgeous! The more excuses to venture up that way, the better! 🥰 I see myself buying land up there one of these days.

The red winged black birds are my little homies 💕

It’s #tittytuesday you say?! Well how about some ample cleavage for your viewing pleasure?

My hollyhocks are finally in bloom! 🙌Miraculously, the rain didn’t demolish them.

Spent most of this afternoon tending to my garden and getting plenty of vitamin D, now I’m gathering ingredients to make zanahorias en escabeche as a little spicy snack. 🌶️🥕😋

You might have noticed a few changes I’ve made here and there. Not a rebrand, just refining it is all.✨

I want to be nude on a beach somewhere. 😎🌞🏖️

Looking forward to some dates I have this month! It’s been too long for some of you! 💕Can’t wait to catch up! 🥰

I hate living in a time where I can't express my joy of something without first having to do extensive research on it to make sure it's not created by someone/something awful. This crap sucks...

Looking forward to some dates I have this month! It’s been too long for some of you! 💕Can’t wait to catch up! 🥰

Good morning! How do you like your coffee? Favorite roast? I like Colombian or French roast with a little creamer.

May I offer you some titties in this trying time?

One thing I really want this summer is a beach pass to my favorite beach spot along Lake Michigan. It’s $300 because I’m a “non-resident” of the area. 🫣😇

There are so many mosquitos around my property this year! Researched an effective way to reduce the their populations without harming the eco system: mosquito kill buckets! I have some I’m prepping now. Will update with how well they work.

I think we should all log off social media and learn to think for ourselves again.

School’s out and I’m so ready for summer! I was thinking of planning a cross country tour back home to CA this summer, but I think that will have to wait for now. I have a lot going on in my private life already as it is so I’ll be sticking to the Midwest for the summer. 🌞

I got the scholarship! 🙌✨

Just scored a bunch of interesting fiction and non fiction books at my local thrift store 😎 The coolest find: All Hookers Go To Heaven by Angel B.H.

Lord knows I write enough damned essays for school so I’m not about to start writing them for work, sorry! If you’d like to stay updated about my life, become a regular! Otherwise, I don’t feel compelled to share intimate details about my life on the internet with a bunch of strangers. 🤷‍♀️

I’m waiting to hear back on a scholarship for a program I really want to get into for the fall semester. Fingers crossed!!! 🤞🤞

Some pole work for the timeline! (Don’t mind the ta-tas popping out of my top 😅)

So true 😂

I really despise how humanity is regarded as more significant than animals, insects, and nature.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

I’ve been slacking on emails, but don’t fret, I’ll be responding this evening!

Found a little friend roaming the garden bed!🥰 I moved it somewhere safe so no predators could get it. I love hearing these guys croaking from the channel and I love spring time. 💗

Stoked and can’t wait to plant these babies! 🤩

Happy first day of Spring! 💕

My tramp stamp is a 4 leaf clover that says “kiss me, I’m Irish” 🍀💋

Spring is in the air! ✨🥰

International Women’s Day 2026 “Petrify the patriarchy” 🩶

I’m stoked to see red winged back birds at my feeder and robins in the yard again! I also saw a bald eagle fly over my house, so majestic! They come every spring to have their babies by the channel.

Being eaten out from behind is absolutely top tier. It’s the little things, you know? 🥰😉

Thanks so much for the oracle tarot and giftcards! ♥️🥰

We don’t need another revolution. We need evolution.

House and animal chore day! My babies are happy with the warmer weather. Chucky’s hormones will start ramping up soon and then he’ll be a menace again. 😅

Happy little girls! 🥰

One of my girls laid two whole eggs since the temperature has made it back into the 20’s!

Punxsutawney Phil predicted 6 more weeks of booking me for extended sessions, clearing my wishlists, and sending me to the spa

Kill the cop in your head that tells you to micromanage and police others!

If you want to change the world, you have to start with yourself. As above, so below.

Classes start next week, so consider this a friendly reminder that the further in advance you book, the more rested, prepared, relaxed and ready I’ll be to give you my undivided, sexy attention. 💕✨

Are #throwbackthursdays still a thing? Anyway, here’s an old video of the first (and only chick) that I hatched with an incubator. Turns out “she” was actually a “he” and in my county, you can only have roosters if you’re on commercial or farm land. So, I had to rehome him. He’s on a huge farm now 🥲

Come escape from the internet with me 😉😘

Peoria was fun🥰, now onto Chicago!

“Alexa - play ‘Out Of Step (With The World)’ by Minor Threat.”