I’m going to take a little break from being/posting online since my schedule is getting busier. You can find me on the ad sites and my website and I also might be putting together some newsletters or something but, you‘ll be the first to know once I do! 💕

Classes start next week, so consider this a friendly reminder that the further in advance you book, the more rested, prepared, relaxed and ready I’ll be to give you my undivided, sexy attention. 💕✨

Are #throwbackthursdays still a thing? Anyway, here’s an old video of the first (and only chick) that I hatched with an incubator. Turns out “she” was actually a “he” and in my county, you can only have roosters if you’re on commercial or farm land. So, I had to rehome him. He’s on a huge farm now 🥲

Come escape from the internet with me 😉😘

Back home from Chicago ♥️ This is how your email finds me 🥰✨

Peoria was fun🥰, now onto Chicago!

“Alexa - play ‘Out Of Step (With The World)’ by Minor Threat.”

Sundays are for lounging around in cozy robes. With nothing on underneath of course. 😇

I know I criticize liberals and leftists a lot but that’s only because I hold y’all to a higher standard obviously. open.substack.com/pub/amelonio...

“Alexa - play ‘Out Of Step (With The World)’ by Minor Threat.”

I made it a little more challenging for him this time.

Had a very lovely DMTY dinner date yesterday and met the sweetest doggie 🥰♥️ Thank you again for everything! ♥️

Let’s suck this year’s dick!! 💪🏼✨

It always amazes me how time consuming admin work is. It‘s already 8:30pm, what? 😅

Timeline cleanse ✨💕✨💕✨Benji loves to stretch out and relax. He’s molting right now so I’ve been brushing all his dead fur out. I swear I could make a scarf or something with all his fur 😅

“Politics becomes personality. Ethics becomes aesthetics. You do not overthrow systems—you curate a self that would never, ever, be mistaken for the bad people.” open.substack.com/pub/beneatht...

When I entered this industry 7 years ago, my rate was 250/hr. I offered QVs, half hours, hell, I even offered car dates. I‘m so genuinely proud of how far I’ve come as a companion and feel so grateful to be where I am today. My heart is also full of gratitude for the new connections I made this year

“Politics becomes personality. Ethics becomes aesthetics. You do not overthrow systems—you curate a self that would never, ever, be mistaken for the bad people.” open.substack.com/pub/beneatht...

Timeline cleanse ✨💕✨💕✨Benji loves to stretch out and relax. He’s molting right now so I’ve been brushing all his dead fur out. I swear I could make a scarf or something with all his fur 😅

Update: All emails have been responded to. Remember to check your spam folder if you don’t see a message from me!

I have one more email to respond to. Been busy with housework and errands today.

Seeing all these oyster photos is making me want to go into full on anaphylactic shock. At least I don’t have to pretend to enjoy eating oysters, thank god. 🤢

I’m responding to emails right now. If I haven’t gotten to your’s yet, please be patient! Also, protonmail was doing this weird buffering thing after I sent one email so if you haven’t received a response from me by tomorrow, reach out again.

You get the best of both worlds with me 💋✨

📸: @stonefoxphoto.bsky.social

I couldn‘t recommend her enough! ♥️

He loves his stacking cups! 😊♥️

New tour schedule for January 2026 posted on my tryst. ♥️

Everyone talks about boycotting this, direct action that and then still use twitter/x. It’s cherry picking is what it is. Boycott everything or shut up and quit being so insufferable. There I said it!

I don’t understand why everyone is hanging on so tightly to Twitter/X. I think it has to do with everyone’s addiction to social currency. External validation. That’s the only thing I can really think of as to why people are still there.

Call me weird, but I’d much rather have practical and useful gifts as opposed to fancy crap that doesn’t really benefit me in anyway.

Descendants will be playing at The Salt Shed in Chicago on Sunday March 16th! 😎🖤

I wish we had Krampus parades like they do in Germany and Austria. On another note, I feel like my neighbors missed out on the opportunity to do a Krampus-style inspired scene with all their Halloween decorations. What a disappointment. 🥲

Whoop whoop!! Yes! Thank you for the tractor supply gift card! 🥰♥️🤗

I love all animals but the squirrels are wreaking havoc on my bird feeders. I’ve literally tried 3 different squirrel resistant bird feeders and they’ve broken all three of them! I’m thinking of getting one of those cones to put at the base but not sure if these squirrels would be deterred by it!

You get the best of both worlds with me 💋✨

I’ll be replying to emails tonight! Hang tight! ♥️

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Had a photoshoot earlier today with the lovely and talented @stonefoxphoto.bsky.social! Stay tuned for some new pics!

Oh yeah, I forgot it’s my birthday month! luxylist.it/kayewoods

I’m going to be starting school again in the spring so my schedule is about to become somewhat hectic. Moving forward, I’m going to need, at minimum, a 36 hour heads up for booking requests. Thank you for understanding. 🫶🏼

Yes everyone should be informed, but legacy media is a propaganda machine. Everything they broadcast is to keep us dysregulated and in a constant fight or flight state of being so we can’t think straight long enough to do anything to change our circumstances. Also, many democrats are bipartisan on -

Good sex doesn’t necessarily have to include penetration. Some of the best and most erotic experiences I’ve ever had didn’t include penetration at all. P in V feels amazing, but it’s not everything! I love exploring knew modes of pleasure and play as well 🥰

As someone who was born and raised in SoCal, I can never get enough of icicles. I think they’re so pretty and majestic looking! I’ll take the winters here over the butthole hot and humid summers any day.

Seriously. Either that or get off the internet entirely and go touch some grass or ass!

I forgot how hot dry humping can be! 🔥🥰

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I love being spoiled 🥰

Posting for accountability: Since cutting alcohol from my life a year and 2 months ago, it‘s brought a lot of clarity surrounding my usage of cannabis and the negative effects it has on me. Sure, there are worse things I could be addicted to, but that doesn’t negate the destruction I still

I try so hard to like lacy lingerie but it feels so scratchy! I much prefer the more strappy and smooth fabrics touching my skin. Oh well, good thing lingerie doesn’t stay on for very long anyway, right? 😉