Can someone please let businesses know that not everything needs an app? Just take my money and stay out of my location data, kthanx.

The time to come love on me is now💞💞💞 #DateDC #LuxuryCompanion #FMTY

I was running in place at an intersection waiting for the light to change, and a car full of women stopped at the red started scream singing Rihanna "He want that cake, cake, cake, cake, cake!" at me and compliment cat-calling me. 😂 I love women 🥰

Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle

There’s something powerful about a man who keeps his word.

When I learned abs are made in the kitchen, not the gym, I decided it's ok not to have abs 🥮🍜🍕🍣🌮🥩 #yolo

Are you a plush towel or absorbent towel girly (where girly is gender agnostic here)? 🧖‍♀️ I cannot abide still feeling damp/humid after toweling off, so plush towels are a hard pass for me.

Sensuality is for those who want to play in the limitless

Can't argue with science

When you send your interior designer paramour a vision board of your planned urban oasis yard + patio refurb, and three days later you get a message about a "special delivery" along with: "I know you like projects, so here's some pieces to keep you busy - furniture delivery later today." Floored. 😍🥰

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.

Let's flip a coin: heads I'm yours, tails you're mine

I top from the bottom.

I love seeing women spoiled on my timeline, keep it up fellas 😘 #oursky

I make a great first impression - and an even better second one... #oursky

The feminine urge to repeatedly irritate him slightly during the ballet because you feel like being tossed around and spanked later.

Living on the edge is having your kitten foster pics mixed in with your nudes and playing memory roulette when strategically flipping through your camera roll in public with friends.

🛫

Him, from the shower: Are you being good out there? Me: Uh huh 😇

There's a difference between giving someone what they ask for, and giving someone what they need.

Monday Mantra ✨ Made by Blue Air Ceramics (blueairceramics.com)

Silk and lace and sitting on your...

I could be celebrating the insane UConn win with you right now (or soothing your Duke spirits with a few spicy pics), but you don't have my texting package 👀 [info on website 😘]

Not here to be good, just unforgettable ✨

Mugler SS26 aesthetic is industry AF

An afternoon liaison - and the perfect surprise! He remembered I broke my wallet last week and replaced it at Dior. Rooftop bites on a beautiful day, spring air, and quiet spoiling. 🥰 Of course, I alway spoil back 😉

Kash Patel rn

Some temptations wear perfume instead of warning labels.

Calling for recommendations on beating jet lag. 🛩️ I thought I had evened out mid-week but I've rebounded back to misaligned sleep hours and it - along with all the late cancel fees for the Pilates classes Iv'e accidentally slept through - is killing me!

I top from the bottom.

The feminine urge to repeatedly irritate him slightly during the ballet because you feel like being tossed around and spanked later.

What looks good doesn’t always feel good What feels good doesn’t always look good

I did not expect this outcome, especially in the current political environment. While a different standing, I wonder if this will eventually lead to changes in Section 230.

Let's make like our portfolios and take a little tumble...

Cheers to the BEST gyoza I've ever had during our stop over in London. Bonus points for the location being steps away from some divine retail therapy 😉

Him, from the shower: Are you being good out there? Me: Uh huh 😇

Not a stitch of litter on any public street/park/beach and perfectly manicured native lawns/landscaping

A reminder to be kind to yourself: take time for a little indulgence or activity that has nothing to do with productivity and just brings you joy. You have to put your own oxygen mask on first before helping others.

I need a task rabbit but for especially niche tasks I always procrastinate like cleaning my makeup brushes and organizing lingerie.

Im bisexual which means i like one boy and all girls 🤭🤭

The earth laughs in flowers.

I wish in the past I had tried more things, because now I know being in trouble is a fake idea.

Accept people as they are but place them where they belong. You are the CEO of your life: hire, fire, and promote accordingly.

Watching a woman get ready is like seeing magic unfold.

I heard you like magic, I got a wand and a rabbit 🪄