Forget being your Pilates Princess. I wanna be your Barre Baroness 🩰💕

Alexa: Play “One Thing” by Lola Young 🎵💙

The best foreplay is a riveting conversation ❤️‍🔥

Would you kiss my ass if I asked nicely? 🌝✨

Which costume should I wear for Halloween tomorrow? 🎃👻 1) The Antler Queen from Yellowjackets -OR- 2) Alex from A Clockwork Orange Help me decide!

Talk about a great pumpkin 🎃🧡

Got my hair done and all the women in my life have noticed the difference. Meanwhile no men have. In other words, it’s perfect 🤩

RIP Diane Keaton 💔 Thanks for inspiring all of us quirky sexy women and inspiring us to live life fully and whimsically 🕊️

My love language is fancy olive oil 🫒💚 Thank you for this lovely gift, A!

Kiss me it’s my birthday 💋🥂

Ngl I’m way too excited for this! 😀🙌🍨 Thanks for the lovely birthday gift, B💗

🍁Fall Travels🍁

Would you kiss my ass if I asked nicely? 🌝✨

You wanted to see me, Mr. Draper? 🍸

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick 🪩🩶

Pick a number and I’ll answer!

Physically I’m back in Chicago 🏙️ Mentally I’m still here 🏝️

Catch me while you can ✈️🩵

Y’all they found Bam Bam!! 🥹 wgntv.com/news/chicago...

Hot take: if you contact a companion to book an extended date or FMTY and then bail in the midst of making plans for whatever reason, you should buy a little something off their wishlist to show you value their time.

Live life colorfully 🌈✨

From visiting the Space Needle, to seeing the new Nirvana exhibit at MOPOP, to an amazing dinner overlooking Puget Sound & Mt Rainer, to a selection of extraordinary & unique gifts..I couldn’t have asked for a better day in Seattle! Thank you for such a wonderful time B 💗

Coffee, tea or me? 🩵

I just found out that vaginas have the same pH as a glass of red wine. Could pussy be any more sophisticated? ♥️🍷

The devil is in the details 😈

She’s beautiful! 🥹 Thank you so much for the wonderful gift, B. It’s perfect for all my upcoming travels 🩵✈️

Good god my tiddies are insane 😨

Come back to bed 🤍

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

I red, white and blew your dad 🇺🇸

It’s hump day. Let’s spoon to celebrate 💟

How my friends talk about me when I’m not around 💕

The best antidote to performance anxiety is staying present and taking the time to fully connect with yourself and your partner in the moment. It takes practice, but it’s 100% worth it ✨

Spend your Sunday on your knees 🛐💜

Just in case you’re looking for me on that other site…

Chicago, it’s been too long since I’ve seen my hot, gorgeous fellow red head @gemdemilo.bsky.social! We definitely need to be reunited! We’ll eagerly thank you for bringing us together of course. 🥵🔥 July 7-9 datemikaela.com book

What’s better than a hot red head tending to your needs? TWO HOT REDHEADS TENDING TO YOUR NEEDS!! You can make it happen by booking me and @gemdemilo.bsky.social for a duo while I’m in Chicago! July 7-9 datemikaela.com to book the best experience of your life!

Welp. My account on the other site just got suspended after 7 years. I heard a rumor that if you contest it and write something like “the libs are trying to silence me” you’ll get your account back. Just gave it a try. Wish me luck 🤞🏻

Wishing everyone a very happy Juneteenth, especially my black SW colleagues. I hope you all receive love, support and lots of money today 😊 💚🤎❤️

Newsletter is going out tomorrow! Make sure to sign up at professordemilo.com 💗

Just for today, I’ll call you Daddy 😇😈 Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, daddies, zaddies + DILFs out there 💕

Oh hi 💕

Tell me about your day 🧡

Good morning, say it back 🤍

Thank you to everyone who sent their condolences and for your patience while I took time to grieve and be with my family. I’m slowly but surely getting back to emails 💗

My grandmother passed away last night. Please be patient with my response time. I am not ok.

Let’s stay in this weekend 💚

In case you missed my newsletter last week, I’ve got some upcoming travels for June ☀️ Indianapolis 6/8-9 Cincinnati 6/9-10 Columbus 6/10-11 Louisville 6/23-24 Nashville 6/24-26 St Louis 6/26-27 Get in touch! 💌[email protected]

Hey everyone. St Louis has been devastated by last weeks tornadoes and, according to my friends out that way and social media, FEMA is nowhere to be found. Please donate if you can. Living through a natural disaster is so scary. stl.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...