I got some shrimp for my fish tanks and I love watching their tiny little feet 🦐

Good morning!

Just saying hey!

Yall better wish my cutie a happy birthday and spoil her!!!

Swapped out the seatbelts in Barbie car so they’re pink now 🔧💅🏼

I’m finally fed up with luxylist. They don’t accept anything anything anymore. Gift cards, toys, I feel like half the things I add are rejected. Someone will purchase it and they email me saying they won’t buy it. SO. Throne? Marigold? What’s the move?

Forgot to post this here oops. I’m on the mend.

Today is the first day the Schumann resonance has been at a normal level in almost a month. So hopefully today you will feel like you took a Xanax and everything is chill and rocks \m/

Rave reviews from our favorite hypeman!!!

Waaaah we will miss you!

Fortunately I’ve got the key to the dungeon 💗

Light of my life @marbledmaggie.bsky.social will be here April 22-27th. You’re gonna wanna get in touch sooner rather than later.

Since we’re on a moto theme, here’s a little throwback of @remykeane.bsky.social and I at *the* beautiful Bass Pro Shop of Ashland after I gave her a quarter allowance for the gopher hunting game

Stopppp how did you find this video of me :((((

MY BEST FRIEND IS COMINGGGGG 😍😍😍😍

Yay! Moto starter pack has been started with everyone who’s been tagged so far! go.bsky.app/RcE28Er

I wanna make a starter pack of other SWers who ride motorcycles. Will you comment or tag any pals you know of who do? RTs appreciated!

Just saw this photo from some months ago and immediately got re-angry. I ordered a cold brew with one pump of hazelnut and some cold foam. This is what they gave me. What the hell is this.

I made a potato salad with calamari rings. Do with this information what you will.

Went in the beehives yesterday and everyone looks great. The ladies are set up for a productive season. And I have my work cut out for me.

Fun lil library haul. What’s everyone reading? (I really do want to know, this is not an engagement bait)

Do you guys think everyone at the gym knows that I’m normally really cool an strong and that I’m just rehabbing my knee right now 👉🏻👈🏻

Current favorite snack is a giant loose apple I keep in the refrigerator and take two drive-by bites of every hour or so

Everyone playing dogs and having zoomies!

I’ve done a lot of hard shit but one of the most challenging practices I have ever encountered is tonglen meditation. It’s something I can do for a month or so at a time and then I have to walk away from it for multiple years at a time until I’m ready again. But! That’s ok. Everything has seasons!

Tired: Wired:

I like my men obsessed with me 💅🏼

Dinner is: lamb lollipops with a strawberry balsamic compote, lacinto kale with sherry and cream, and (the best part) white sweet potatoes. They are the superior sweet potato. All you need is a little butter and they become almost custardy. I wish the stores always had them. It was a lucky find.

3/3-3/4 - dc 3/5-3/6 - aberdeen 3/6-3/7 - bethesda 3/10-3/11 - dc write me? 💌 [email protected]

Thinking ahead to warmer weather. I’m back to regularly scheduled programming for March and onward, though please note rates have bumped up a smidge. Drop me a line. Love you.

Oh, and terrorizing men in the strip club. How could I forget.

Update to tour schedule: Boston: February 28th-March 2nd Portsmouth NH: March 3-5th SF: March 17-21st

I am planning a crazy Southwest road trip and Tour! 🏔️Santa Fe and ABQ Mar 15–20 🌵Tucson Mar 26–30 🌊LA Apr 4–7 🌉Bay Area Apr 8–12 I am super interested in duos and in all of these areas + I could be persuaded to travel to You in NM/AZ or for a longer date! #oursky #datenm #dateaz #dateca

I’m trying to be so patient but I’d like my knee to get better so I can go back to squatting 2x my body weight, riding motorcycles, climbing rocks, and bouncing on it froggy style 🙈

No one who exists is as blessed and highly favored as I. I am God’s favorite. I am the richest man on earth. I want for nothing with my videos of my girlfriend nutting in the shower.

The reviews are in. The dream team has arrived (and is available wherever good times are had!✈️)

Tired: I didn’t know what you would like so I took my best guess Wired: I don’t know what you might like so I’d like to take you to pick it out 👌🏻✨

Duos rates with @remykeane.bsky.social will go up after February is over, but will remain at a discount relative to my rates! Any incentive to be squished together with my love is one I’ll keep around! 💗🤩

Have a little bit of last season’s honey to offload before this bee season kicks into high gear, if any of my honeys wanna buy some honey 🍯🐝

It was such a great time 🥹 always a joy to leave you a puddle of yourself 💗😌

Over 30 sex workers thread! Quote with a pic and your age. 31 💗💕

How your email finds me.

gm Bluesky! Grey skies here today but I don’t mind 😌

Woke up sick for Valentine’s Day, but her goofy lil ass is making sure I’m set on snuggles. Thank you to everyone who has sent v-day and sick day gifts :^)

It’s very cold but also very sunny. Try to find a little warm spot in the sun today 💗

Garlic + onions Oikos Greek yogurt protein shakes Sparkling waters Some kind of fruit GF pretzels

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