At the pig roast wbu

I LOVEEEEEE YOUUUUUUU MY LITTLE JUNGLE QUEEEEEEN

Raleigh, I miss you. DC, I miss you. Maybe I’ll be take a couple trips when I’m back at 100.

Duos will be steeply discounted: $1600 for 90 minutes (as opposed to $2200), $2200 for 2 hours, etc. My girlfriend is a cutie kinky switchy soft butch with a killer body. She’s funny as fuck and a total sweetheart (as well as an insatiable jackrabbit 😌)

Okay, friends. I have a tentative back-to-work timeline. This will be a thread with a lot of info, please read all of it. February will hold two types of dates: 💕social only OR 💕duo only with my IRL girlfriend of 3+ years who would like to dip her toes into this line of work.

Richmond 👀👀

if you don't have/practice empathy you won't be good at sex be in the mindset of presence not performance <3

I’m not sure if I have any beekeeper friends here but I ordered a polystyrene hive to see how it does, if anyone has any experience with them as opposed to wood 🥸 I got a Lyson 8/9 frame hive because the betterbee website says you can use some of your wood equipment with it w minor modifications.

Send toasty thoughts to my bees this week, please! It’s so cold! 🐝

Good morning to all the people in my phone, I consider you all dear friends! I’m in a great mood this morning. Lots of love to anyone reading this! Have a great day! Stay warm ❄️

Oh, and I also love ThriftBooks gift cards! I’m always buying books there! I finally am getting the downtime I need and I’m chewing through pages 🥰

I didn’t get to get my hair done yet bc my stylist was sick and then I was supposed to yesterday but the ice so now I suffer for another few days, blondeless 😔

Hi skuties! (That’s sky cuties…bluesky cuties…) I’ve updated my wishlist with some staples I’m running out of that greatly help my recovery. My special liquid collagen, and my particular electrolyte drops that I find really help me. I also added a plant stand if you wanna help me organize my jungle!

Aw man. My Twitter’s been suspended again. But I knew that was gonna happen smh

I decided to be the change and write a Bluesky guide. I talk about why Bluesky is better, plus a how-to for creating an account, setting filters, and finding your friends. Please feel free to share this widely! I'm trying to make this a good place for us! datemikaela.com/why-you-should-join-bluesky

Slowly coming out of my cocoon! Once again, the only way to see me in the month of February is through a deeply discounted romp with my IRL girlfriend and me 💗 back to regular scheduling in March!

There is no room for niceties here. FUCK. ICE. Emphatically.

One of my least favorite types of men to sleep with are those who intentionally try to keep themselves from finishing and then can’t at the end. Just cum if you feel like you’re going to. Newsflash, we don’t want to be jackhammered for 20 minutes straight anyway. Do us both a favor.

The lows are between 5-9 degrees next week 😓 think of the little pigs!! 😭

Are you there, god? It’s me, Marcella…it has been 34 days since I last s*cked a d***…….please make my knee heal faster so I may return to my ways of sin……🙏🏻

I took her ad photos today and now I have an illness

If I find out any of you are putting my image into AI I will turn your balls into Christmas ornaments.

The power of positive energy is crazy. Sometimes things just fall into place for me. I accept that I am a lucky person!

Please, I can’t do math, I’m just a girl

Okay, friends. I have a tentative back-to-work timeline. This will be a thread with a lot of info, please read all of it. February will hold two types of dates: 💕social only OR 💕duo only with my IRL girlfriend of 3+ years who would like to dip her toes into this line of work.

Tomorrow I’m getting my hair done and you want to help fund it! Right? 🥺🥺

This is your sign to plan a Vegas trip for us for 2026 🫶🏻

I don’t drink much and I don’t gamble but god I LOVE Las Vegas 🎲🍾

I have two platonic dates on my book this week with two sweeties who don’t care that I’m still braced and crutched and just wanna do something nice with me and to be honest I am so so so ready for them. I’ve been lifting upper body at the gym and going to PT but I’m still so stir crazy.

My least hygienic client is also my most frequent (weekly, for over four years), and pays double my rate. I have so much love for him but Jesus Christ I cannot for the life of me get him to use soap on his armpits. Before you criticize, know that he is probably about $75k of my income in a year.

Thank you to the couple mystery sweeties who sent birthday bucks who I wasn’t able to thank! Love ya!

Birthday was crazy. Sat on my porch for hours. Went to my bee meeting. Went to night gym. Took a Benadryl so I could give myself the gift of sleep. Now my head is full of sand. Good morning 😅

If you’d like to send a birthday gift, cash is king, as I’m not working while I recover and am supporting some extra family right now. My wishlist does have a few fun items, if you’d like to retain or solidify your spot on my BDE list 😌😉

Today is my 31st birthday, and my 13th SWiversary. SW has given me a life I never could have even dreamed for myself. I am so grateful to my community and my clients, many of whom I consider dear friends. Here’s to another year of travel, belly laughter, and good eats! 💗

My wishlist is just a $30 salad spinner and a $3000 Prada purse. The duality of man.

I think I’m gonna do a thing where (when I’m closer to having a known back-to-work date) I’ll open my books to existing friends to book for a couple weeks (and the folks I’ve had communication with about booking prior to being out but couldn’t accommodate). After that, rates will bump up a smidge.

Crying at this typo

My birthday is in 5 days…wouldn’t want to get put on the naughty list for 2926……..

Some thoughts on trying to push and grind in the middle of winter in the name of “new years resolutions.” Winter is a time of rest and integration. We are meant to be embracing the dark days, not trying to power through them.

At what point will yall listen to the sex workers whose services you enjoy so much and actually take 2 minutes out of your day to CALL YOUR REPS and complain about this utter nonsense FFS stop voting for these utter clowns Here I’ll make it easy for you www.congress.gov/members/find...

Also I still don’t know which honey sent this 💗

Man I finally read the Seth Material this year and I can’t believe I put it on the back burner for so long. A must-read for anyone.

I’m anti-new years because time is a human construct and you can better yourself any day of the year and also I don’t want to get hit by a drunk driver and also I like to go to bed by 10 and and and and

pigus snugus 🥹🥹🥹

Which sweetie sent this?

Accepting movie recommendations. My couch and I are in a pretty exclusive relationship right now.

Lack of curiosity is a turn off

Surgery went well. Thanks for the positive energy!

Quick snuggle before I run off to work 💗

The evening was amazing! As always you were wonderful to spend time with, and meeting @marbledmaggie.bsky.social was a treat. An evening with three gorgeous, fun ladies truly was a dream come true. Maybe one of my New Years resolutiona will be flying you two to my City for a full day of debauchery 😈