I am sick. Will keep this week’s dates posted. Xo.

I made almost the exact same amount of money in October and November, which I don’t think has ever happened before for me heh. If anyone wanted to send me $50 to even me out as a little treat, I’ll send a thank you pic 💗🫶🏻

Going to scream lmfaoooo so I have a perma ban?? Mind you I’ve never posted anything lewd on there.

I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.

My living room reno is finally complete can I get a hell yeah

any of yall had a hysterectomy?

RVA, if you want your holiday present early... 11/30-12/1, evening availability only!

Do you guys think muscles are cool or

Damn today is my only day off since then, RIP me 💔

Soooo snoozy today! Unfortunately I have one million errands to run but I’d like to just be on the couch with a book (I bought a cozy ass joybird couch and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done for myself)

Tonight I get to put on a fun dress and go to a Christmas cirque show and I’m so pumped about it

Look at her go!!

Today would be so much better if I were waking up to a soft hip in one hand and an achingly hard nipple straining against the other

I have a fragrance problem. I am up to my ears in perfumes and colognes. I’m the Kanye West meme about candles but it’s fragrances.

oh 🥹🥹🥹

SO happy I got to hang out with @marcellaverdi.bsky.social for a bit before she went back to Richmond 🥹🖤

Good afternoon! This is my first day off at home in god knows how long. This homebody needs it.

We a have a couple more openings on the 13th, otherwise we’re pretty spoken for 🤩

p!atd is going to release a 20th anniversary edition of A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out in January 🥹🥹

My client’s nightstand that I thought was an amazing little still life (loose egg next to the condom wrapper??)

Day 4169 of waking up wishing I had a dick a few days a month instead of a period. I only need a couple days. I can get a lot done in that time.

Do yall have an app where you cross post to both Twitter her BS? Or do you just grovel in the shame of typing out the same thing twice an hour later when you remember you only posted it to one platform?

Pilot just informed us he was going to, quote, “fly it like he stole it”

Virginia had a very relieving election. Great work, everyone.

On vacation. Took my kid to a museum. Read by the pool. Bought a day pass to a gym. Grilled a steak and some sweet potatoes. Had a gluten free beer. Life Is Good™️

I’m bleeding and in a weird mood. Going to the hot springs tonight, which should hopefully help. Send me uplifting thoughts please 💗

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Guess who returns in December! @marbledmaggie and I will be climbing rocks and riding bikes Dec 13-15. Perhaps you’d like to be among the climbed or ridden. We fill up fast, be in touch soon!

Reminder to check your spam if you’re waiting to hear from me!

Hi friends! I’ll be in Raleigh November 10-11th! As a reminder, I offer GFE, kink experiences, pelvic floor work to all anatomy, fascial release, and energetic healing facilitated by somatics and frequency. I love couples and all genders!

Blended a kava/skullcap/passionflower/chamomile tea for bed so I better sleep like a freaking corpse tonight.

There is much pain and suffering in this world but at least I have two silly pigs

Hi friends! I’ll be in Raleigh November 10-11th! As a reminder, I offer GFE, kink experiences, pelvic floor work to all anatomy, fascial release, and energetic healing facilitated by somatics and frequency. I love couples and all genders!

Is it better to mark your profile as containing sensitive content on Twitter? Or not? I’m not understanding the rules. Or I probably just have someone who has decided they don’t like me and is reporting everything? I’m not tech savvy.

Already getting hit with content warnings on the other site with my new account 🥲🥲🥲🥲

do you guys wanna kiss y/n??

How do I find more of my hot friends on here?

Ha ha ha my twitter account is suspended and I have not done anything to violate TOS 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

👻Spooky Season Schedule👻 Oct 1-14 Richmond 15-16 Raleigh 16-17 Asheville 18-19 Unavailable 20-31 Richmond (prioritizing birthday duos with @penelopewestdc.bsky.social! Book me with my other hot babes! @highpriestessfaye.bsky.social @marcellaverdi.bsky.social and Bella Nocturne! 💌See you soon!

Saying hi and that I’ve updated my wishlist with a bunch of stuff, if ya wanna spoil a girl :-)

Just saying hi :)

In case you missed it, my long-awaited return to the strip club is this Friday night. Come let me grind on your lap :-)

June and August are already a little busy with personal travel. May and July are pretty wide open. Get your ducks in a row now so you’re not left brokenhearted :—-)

Do I have any friends who can make a pretty simple logo for me? I have a mockup but I’d just like it refined a smidge.

How are my BS sweeties?? Miss you!

Proof of life. Book the date 💗

Cant wait to spend some time with this irresistible siren @marcellaverdi.bsky.social

A new sweetie has hit the scene: @mollyhunter804.bsky.social. Picture yourself between two busty, brunette, long-haired beauties. Did you know we’ve been buddies since high school? If you ask nicely, maybe we’ll share some slumber party stories with you…

Paying the pig tax!

My (parked!) car was totaled in a four-car accident this week, and then my truck was dented when leaving the scene by a messed up guard rail. If you’ve got any good juju, send it my way. My insurance is really does hate to see my coming 😅