I’ve tried to type out an eloquent PSA a couple times over the last few days, but I’m tired: please contact me as soon as you know your travel plans. Please don’t wait til a week out. I want to be able to see you. Planning is sexy and helps ensure that we meet 💗

It’s too much “baby r u avail” and not enough “I want to keep your ass juicy so here’s a stack of green for the farmers market”

It rocked. Love you little freaks 🫶🏻

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Testing, testing, 123! My marigold wishlist is live (I think!) Do me a little favor and try it out for me? 😘 I’ve got some fun odds and ends like a funky camera case, a book, some practical things like grocery gift cards, and a spoiling splurge (espresso machine😇) marigoldgift.com/marcellaverd...

In a world full of manufactured, industrialized, and capitalized distraction, it is an act of rebellion, independence, and resistance to focus your attention on awe.

Since, @luxylist.bsky.social has been holding funds hostage for months with zero transparency about the future of the platform or accessibility to money in the account, I’ve set up a marigold, which is almost ready. I’m very excited to make the switch.

Sometimes I look at a photo I posted months ago and I see that I never responded to some of my friends but now I’m too embarrassed to reply bc it’s been so long so I awkwardly “like” the comment…I’m sorry I’m like this, I love you my buddies 😭

My sexy old guy farmer regular went to take his pants off and his “belt” was baling twine 😭💗

I hate when people say something is “like putting lipstick on a pig” because my pigs would be very beautiful in lipstick 🥺

POV: you’re a half-unpacked moving box we’ve abandoned because something infinitely more interesting just came up… @remykeane.bsky.social

I am not a butch or a femme……I am a secret, third option……….I am evil………………………

POV: you’re a half-unpacked moving box we’ve abandoned because something infinitely more interesting just came up… @remykeane.bsky.social

🌈June is Pride Month!🌈 And it’s a literal hate crime if you don’t book me and my hot friends together! I’ll be home in Richmond all month to enjoy the beginning of the Summer with you! 💌 datemikaela.com to book! #oursky #Bondassage #Elysium #datesouth #dateslc #daterichmond

Our silly little lady!! Or guy! Really we don’t know!

@remykeane.bsky.social and I have a photo shoot together coming up next week, and yall are👏 not 👏 ready 👏 We could use an Amazon gift card or two for props though 🙈 Any guesses on the theme??

A sweet club customer of mine gave me a pound of venison he processed and I just made excellent burgers with it. Feeling very blessed to have such thoughtful people in my life.

the art the artist

Pls don’t wait to hit me up til a couple days before you wanna hang out. I’m booking August right now 🥲

Hello tiny people in my phone

Okay I’ve narrowed it down some but I am looking into an espresso machine. I do not want it to have a grinder attached. I love my fancy grinder. I don’t know a lot about pulling espresso but by god, I will learn. What do my barista hoes recommend for machines?

Switching all my food to organic for the foreseeable future to try to help with my immune stuff so if you see me and want to gift me a grocery gift card, I wouldn’t be mad 🫩 I love wegmans but I most frequent Publix. Kroger is ok too but the vibes are evil in Kroger. I will not elaborate further 🙏🏻

Do I have any friends who take a biologic and would be willing to share their experiences with it? 👉🏻👈🏻

Gosh I’m having a great summer! Just feeling very happy and blessed!

What’s better than a night with your dream girl? A night with your dream girl AND your dream girl’s dream girl!

I’ve got a little wiggle room the first half of July and then I’m out for a couple weeks. Oh, and I’ll be in DC july 20-21! Be in touch soon!

Trying to work out a joke about pitching my girlfriend as a timeshare and everyone can take turns 💗

I refuse to interact with AI-enhanced profiles 🫶🏻

rise n shine ☀️🍍

A vampire that isn’t Dracula?

my bestie is sooooo sexy cutie adorable amazing perfect 😍😍😍😍

yall remember when I posted that I trained @remykeane.bsky.social on this real cool party trick? 😌😘

Is it insane if I go to the gym without a bra on in this shirt or is it chill 👀 some days putting on a bra is the same as being slowly drained of all the blood in my body by a thousand razors and I simply cannot do it.

Just really loving my hair that @marcellaverdi.bsky.social colored for me and thought you all should see it. 💜

Close! That’s actually her uterus and pelvic organs! 🙂

Rapid-fire tweeting from the bathtub, sorry everyone 😅

Worked a party in my friend’s boutique and she had this photo in her bathroom and it really took me out

The dark amber varieties usually end up being my favorite harvests. I’ve got more honey than I know what to do with this year. Just as soon as I process it…

ISO a Tractor Supply gift card so I can run and buy some emergency hive bodies and frames. I pulled some honey supers today and some of my woodenware proved to be in absolute shambles from the weight of honey in the frames on my super productive hive. Need some replacements STAT so they have room 🥲

I try to respect people's boundaries but men who won't eat a woman out are such losers. There are men at war and you won't lick a pussy for a few minutes? Grow up.

Hi Raleigh. I have a lil bit of time this weekend, the 13-14th. Be in touch soon!

Y’all mind if I leave this here 👉🏻👈🏻

Video PSA cause it’s too much to type, but all that to say: get tested for genetic cancer disorders if you have a history of certain cancers in your family, ESPECIALLY if they’re in people under 45. They will take your preventative care and screenings seriously, the likelihood of getting 1/

Getting spitroasted again in some weeks!!! 🥰 (having a colonoscopy/endoscopy)

I want to make a Sean Kingston reference about this but I’m afraid the powers that be will take it too seriously and flag me. Just know…….I die 🫠

As always, It’s a great morning to be outside

Feeling extremely blessed and grateful on this International Wh*re’s Day. My closest friends are strippers and harlots, for whom I am bursting at the seams with love.

Free submissive task✨ Be nice to people. You don’t know what kind of day they’re having.

If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts