My childhood best friend also can’t eat gluten so last night she came over and I made us GF pizza and a GF strawberry Swiss roll 🙈🤤 the Swiss roll was the Loopy Whisk baker’s recipe and it was texturally PERFECT

I need to pay $693 for the storage for the Jean Stevens Archive before tomorrow morning to keep it from going to auction. I've been covering this out of pocket while simultaneously trying to stay housed. If you can help, my cashapp is $isokecreative. www.singleinbrooklyn.com/projects-7

Good afternoon tiny people in my phone 🫶

It’s Mother’s Day. I am grateful for the teaching of unconditional love, the lessons in sacrifice, and the personal and spiritual growth being a mother has provided me. If you’re feeling gifty (or if I’ve ever nurtured or mommied you 😉), my wishlist is linked below, and my Venm0 is $marpaps

Sometimes you meet people that are so in love with life that it’s infectious. I always want to be that person for others, because it’s such a joy when I have seen that light in other people. It is such a gift to be here; despite the horrors, there are such immense pleasures.

I make no promises that I can be trusted to be mature around 5 hot people and phallic golf clubs, but you should put me to the test anyway 🙏🏻

A shoulder pic for you ❣️

They don’t want you to know this but you can just buy a giant shrimp cocktail party platter at the store and eat it for dinner. No one can stop you.

My motorcycles were recovered but with much, much damage :/ ignitions punched out, tanks dented, dropped many times. My matte black 300 is totaled. Hoping my 500 is repairable 🥺😭💔

Rainy afternoons are for sneaking off to bed together.

I owe you guys a selfie

Tale as old as time 😔

Just need to break the 4th wall for a sec & remind the admirers of all SW that keeping up social media accounts is 100% unpaid labor that has become basically required of us so that YOU are more comforted that we are “real” despite ad pages requiring our government identification 🪞 Happy May Day

A Spring haiku: The "sundress" request is not really a sundress. Lo, the sun still shines.

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IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

Amazing week meeting amazing people. A little more tomorrow and then I power down for a few days and catch up on some much-needed lifting and resting 😴

Hey Baltimore ~ I’ll be coming your way June 5 - 8 🪐 www.meetchristinablair.com/book-a-date Pre bookings are hot + always preferred (especially if they involve me kissing @daphnewynne.bsky.social)

Charlottesville used bookstore’s got game

Hadn’t said anything because I was hoping they’d be recovered, but: BOTH my beloved motorcycles were stolen out of my driveway a few weeks ago while I was out of the house. Please give me any and all of your tips for not getting lowballed by insurance.

Raleigh buddies I will see you June 13-14th! Duos available with my babygirl @remykeane.bsky.social

A very exciting duo opportunity for my Richmond cuties! Sweetheart @juniperhale.bsky.social will be in town May 1-3rd, and we have some time to get together!

I’ve said it before, but: please always ask before sending large sums of $$$ electronically 🥲

A very exciting duo opportunity for my Richmond cuties! Sweetheart @juniperhale.bsky.social will be in town May 1-3rd, and we have some time to get together!

My DC books are all full up, aside from one morning romp with @remykeane.bsky.social onlyyyy.

Well, that’s all, folks! We are officially booked up! Can’t wait for our week of adventure and debauchery!

Let your great love and determination be a catalyst to others.

@marbledmaggie.bsky.social and I had a cancellation on the 23rd so we have some time! And probably also AM on the 27th. Everything else is pretty spoken for. Xo.

Just wanna say something: rates are not reflective of worth. For most people, rates are reflective of availability. If someone has a very full life, their time may have a higher price point. Time is the most valuable commodity.

AWOOOOGAAAA 😍😍😍

back to our regularly scheduled programming

I’m so excited to see my cutie pie bff :))

I don’t need a sugar daddy, I need a saffron daddy 😩

Had a week full of bad news so I had to drive to the beach and submerge my entire body in 54 degree ocean water 👍🏻

Just finished this library selection. Gonna try to be better about posting what I’m reading because I really love to discuss books and I love when you all gift them to me even more!

Week in review ❣️

I will be out of commission recovering from a medical procedure in beautiful New Mexico for a couple weeks mid-May. Please get your messages in soon! We’re halfway through April already, if you can freaking believe it!

Someone has got to bring me to NYC so us two muscle mommies can choke you out with our biceps 🙏🏻🤞🏻

There are two parts of my day I look forward to without exception: my bath, and my morning coffee pig time.

Some piiiiigs sunbathing 😇

What apps do you like for making flyers? Ideally free. And ideally a little phone app where I can just slap something together on the go.

Did anyone watch Something Very Bad is Going to Happen?? I can’t stop thinking about it.

This may seem like far off, but my availability for September/October is going to be super limited. Planning ahead is encouraged 🫶🏻

🌀🌀you know repotting season is upon us and you want to buy me new pots and planters sooo bad🌀🌀

A full tank of gas for me is $104 right now 🫩

Maybe this will be the year someone flies me to Chicago 🤞🏻

Do they make the autism spinny chairs for adults. Asking for a friend………

Got to see Megan Thee Stallion in Moulin Rouge last night. It rocked.

One of my favorite things is when I pick up a book and immediately can tell the author is a poet. Here is my latest read.