Me regularly informing dommes that what they're doing is also illegal because you can't consent to being assaulted in the state of NY. You're not better than us lowly whores!!

People with penises: do you have a name for yours?

It's so weird seeing your friends on dating apps. Reading my friends' perception of themselves in their bios is giving me psychic damage.

I'm loving seeing all these British people come to the US for the World Cup and realize that they only eat food for sustenance while Americans eat for enjoyment. They're falling all over themselves about how good our basic chain restaurants are, imagine them eating actual good food?

Help me win an argument: is Tennessee in the South?

Every day, I ask my cats the same question with no answer. When will I find out who the teeniest tiniest guy is??

I'm just a girl, standing in front of everyone I meet, making them do the NY Times dialect quiz.

The way to a woman's heart is buying the most practical thing on her wishlist

If you've never seen your pubes in the sunlight, you're living a very sad life indeed.

I hate when someone complains about something men do and someone comes in with "those aren't men, they're boys." No actually they ARE men and we need to hold men to a higher standard than that. They're grown and they suck and that's important to point out.

I'm gonna say something brave: Ben & Jerry's Phish Food would be better without the little chocolate fish in it.

I keep getting told my skin is incredibly soft, y'all gotta feel it for yourselves!

You'll never catch me in "clean girl makeup" I'm a dirty, dirty girl who loves colorful fun makeup

I try to respect people's boundaries but men who won't eat a woman out are such losers. There are men at war and you won't lick a pussy for a few minutes? Grow up.

There's no greater pain than walking around on shoes that have given you blisters and feeling that pain in every step.

Love going to the beach with @mollybsimmons.bsky.social 💕

A reminder that LLMs/genAI are but one type of AI, some AI is good and LLMs are horrible blights on the Earth. There's stuff helping make medicine better, and stuff draining the life out of art. Big difference.

It's amazing that everyone comes to Times Square on their very first day on Earth! So proud to be from the city newborn adults who have never walked before feel a need to come visit. 💕

Bringing back my Pride Month special! Anyone who's not a man can take 50% off my services for the month of June. Let's get gay! 📸: @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social

Me: Wow this bagel shop has so many flavors of bagels and cream cheese, so impressive Also me every time: I'll take a plain bagel with plain cream cheese

I had a client a couple months ago who didn't know what mermaids are and I've never been so offended in my life, so say whatever you want to me because nothing will ever meet that level of deep upset in my soul.

I had the whole day to myself and set aside a chunk of time to read comics, only to find out readcomicsonline.to has been taken down for seemingly weeks and I'm devastated. What an invaluable resource for so many comics there's no way to legally buy anymore.

When oh when will I find sandals that don't give me blisters?

I find myself defending the Luddites more and more with each passing day. They were right!!

Being a SW has ruined my ability to look at my friends' kink accounts because I'm always just so worried they're gonna get their account deleted for the very risky shit they're posting.

Haaaate when I order something for someone's birthday weeks in advance and it hasn't even shipped yet when their birthday comes around. 😢

What are our favorite PC games nowadays? I like open world rpg games like Baldur's Gate, emotionally heartwrenching games like Firewatch, and turn-based strategy games like Civ 6.

It's been so long since I've had a threesome. What a shame, but easily remedied....

Introduce yourself with bands you’ve seen live Bayside My Chemical Romance A Day To Remember Green Day Streetlight Manifesto Say Anything Taking Back Sunday Reel Big Fish Rise Against Paramore No Doubt Very difficult to choose which of the dozens of bands I've seen to include on this list lol

Being a SW means being convinced you've had your account deleted every time an app is down.

Another virginity taken. 😈 Love being trusted like this by so many!

I had a milkshake for the first time in years recently and now I'm on this huge milkshake kick, trying to get one every day and realizing not all milkshakes are created equal. When will my milkshake obsession end??

Just got back from a trip, already planning my next one, so it goes 🌎✈️

The worst thing about being on a trip is that my cats aren't there to harass me while I'm trying to sleep.

Every museum I've ever been to has been too cold.

I wish there were a way to indicate to hotel staff not to make your bed. I haaaate having to rip the very tight folding apart every time I want to go to sleep.

600/night 5 star hotel: no microwave, no fridge, paid breakfast $100/night motel: fridge, microwave, free breakfast Why do I ever book the nice places?

The fact that we spend so much unpaid time curating our social medias and 99% of incessant reply guys can't even be bothered to get us a cheap gift off our wishlist after talking to us every day.

Every time I miss the train by 2 seconds, I start thinking about all the little things I did on my way out the door that could've prevented me missing it.

Sat outside for 2 hours yesterday and got a tan line, hating my life rn. 😭

They need to invent self-washing hair, because I never ever wanna wash mine.

I don't understand what my cat gets from yelling at nothing for the full hour before his food drops from an automatic feeder. He has never once gotten fed even a second earlier from the yelling, why does he do it??

I can't wait for bsky to have a "turn off RTs" feature like Twitter does, because some of y'all are annoying af reposting 75 of your own posts in a row and it makes me just mute your entire account.

If I weren't so visually distinct, I would totally have 2 face in profiles at wildly different price points just to see which one actually makes more money.

A reminder that May Day is for ALL workers, including the sexy kind. Standing with the labor movement inherently means standing with the most marginalized workers.

Fellas, this wishlist purchase message is the way to go from being an annoying reply guy to a man I actually respect!

It's so hard to explain to Americans that I'm Albanian but my family isn't from Albania, we're from a country with "slav" in the name, but we're not Slavs because we're Albanian. Our education systems just didn't prepare y'all for the ethnic intricacies of the Balkans.

I'm so in love with people who choose a color and make it their whole personality. Those are my kindred spirits, my family.

I don't want anything like I want a Buc-ees, a Perkins, and a Waffle House anywhere near me.

Doing a little travel this spring, find me in Memphis 5/8 Wichita 5/12-13