Girls are smoking cigs outside the bars again instead of vapes. Nature is healing.

Cucks, which of you is going to cover my car to and from the play party tomorrow night?

You're in my DMs. He's sending me a cashapp for stone fruit unprompted. You are not the same.

All the world's a stage, but the bedroom is our favorite set 🎭

Nothing to worry about over here. A woman wearing white lace would neverrrrrrr do anything evil to you 😈

Need a bald man to take me to the beach so I can slather him in sunscreen starting from the tippy top

Help me settle an argument: How long can you nap for, until it ceases to be "napping" and just becomes "sleeping"?

Took an ipponawa class with @tiemetightly.bsky.social this week and I'm feeling inspired to incorporate this improvisational style of rope into my sessions. Curious? Slide into my inbox and I'll offer you a discounted session.

The Decrim NY organizers have been hard at work setting up the giving circle for the org! This would allow us to do our work more sustainably + equitably, so if we have played over the years and you value the work I do, even a couple bucks a month is meaningful! Bit.ly/decrimnygivingcircle

My Boston dates are fully booked! But I'm thinking of adding another city or two to my summer tour list for August. Where should I venture?

Heaven is a place on earth and it's a poolside view of the New York skyline 💫

NYC, I’ll see you next week, 6/23-6/27 🧡💙

Girlie pops over thirty, I require your assistance. Every summer I attempt to buy a comfortable everyday sandal that is not heinously ugly. Every summer I fail. I need recs, PLEASE. They must be able to withstand a 30 minute walk without giving me blisters. Bonus points if they have a platform.

How I look right before I climb on top and start asking you about which cousin you had a crush on growing up

If you can't handle me at my "cancelations are punishable by death," you don't deserve me at my "shit happens, I know you'll make it up to me."

Just made an Ivy Societe profile (they're expanding to the US) and OH MY GOD Y'ALL AUSTRALIANS ARE LIVING IN THE FUTUREEEEEEE. The UI is so good. So organized. So functional 😭

Been dabbling with Twitter again and I hate it. I always feel like I need to take a shower after I log out.

I've been working so hard in grad school, but I'll be in NYC and much more available for most of June 🤎 (+ potential Boston visit at the end of June) I hope you reach out ([email protected]) for some quality time together! Let's make the most of summer... 📷 @atglamourlondon.co.uk

Good morning! This is a public service announcement! If you've been dinging dongs, slamming yams, gobbling gooches, you need to be getting tested regularly!

This woman and a boat could heal me

Who wants to see me and @miamoncler.bsky.social like this? (*cough* fund our latex catsuits)

Happy Monaco weekend to all who celebrate 😌🏎🏁🥂

Are you the sweet flesh of the fruit or the mouth that yearns to devour it?

A few pieces that caught my eye on a recent date to MOMA 🖼 1. The Japanese influence in Frank Lloyd Wright's architecture feels quite clear here 2. A snake and the moon duet 3. This blue 💙 4. Art Nouveau typography always delights me. It's the main reference in my logo.

A dress I've had on my wishlist for over a year was just restocked this morning. Be a good boy and add it to my wardrobe.

Hey, hot stuff. Why don't you and I put that AARP membership to good use and hit the town?

Happy International Whore's Day ❤️ The best way to celebrate us is to protect us. Please consider making a donation to @decrimny.bsky.social to support an organization working tirelessly to change legislation that would protect SWers in the state of New York. www.decrimny.com

Boston friends! Don't sleep on Mia!

Been having a lot of fun lately using rope fundamentals to do some quick, functional, improvisation ties. Rope continues to be one of the most versatile tools in my kit. Photo posted with sub's consent (thanks bb!)

What's that about a full moon rising? 🌕

Unfortunately I am a simp for a woman with long flowing locks and a neck tattoo

I have found that when I ask clients what turns them on, often they answer "seeing you enjoy yourself". While I'm sure there is truth in this, I think to some degree this can be a default answer for people who are unwilling or unable to be with their own pleasure.

X has discovered what ragebait to show me and it's women shining their latex dresses with baby oil 😭

Japan was absolutely incredible. I walked my feet off, got lost in Shinjuku station, admired the insane craftsmanship of 11th c shrines, lost my damn mind at Daikoku PA, and ate more ramen and egg sandwiches than I can count.

Once a horse girl, always a horse girl. Forza Ferrari ❤️🐎🏁🏎

Friends, what work or cosmetic procedures have you had done that felt really worth it for you? Big or small?

need a spreadsheet to track your videos? I got you docs.google.com/spreadsheets/...

Rainy day vibes ❤️

Good morning! Say it back!

SHE HAS ARRIVED 🙌

Can someone tell me which furry little fuck is eating all of the mint I just planted on my patio

I talk a lot about this on my blog and podcast. I feel like feminization / sissy requests generally fall into one (or more) of the following categories.

Inside you are two pugs. When one stops barking the other one starts again. I am the only person who can make them both shut up.

Sometimes y'all really impress the fuck out of me

Whoever chose the lobby art for The Beekman hotel is a certified freak

I have never put a tshirt on my wishlist so fast.

My spring availability will be extremely limited due to some personal travel I'll be doing in May. Reach out now if you'd like to get on my books. 🌸NYC🌸 ▶︎ April 16-23, 27-30 ▶︎ May 1-8 ▶︎ May 27-31

"What's your political stance?" Dolly Parton sun, Luigi Mangione moon, Rizzo the Rat rising

Thank you to the very good girl who gifted mommy this bath tray off my wishlist so I can enjoy my wine in the bath 🍷