It’s the first chilly day of the season in NOLA and i just added some Ugg slippers to my amazon wishlist… for your information …

ISO: someone cute to hold my bag at the farmers market 👼🏻

What makes you feel alive?

Picture this: the temperature has finally dropped. I am rolling around naked in soft sheets, freshly showered and smelling incredible. I am thinking of you.

Sitting at the airport bar with a dirty martini, taking advantage of @marigoldgift.bsky.social’s new “most wanted” feature and looking very beautiful and mysterious….

New York never misses. Thanks for a fun weekend!

A chilly NYC evening with warm company 🌹❣️

Embarrassed to admit exactly how many photos of various pastel de nata from various bakeries I have in my camera roll from this Azores trip 😬 🍮

She’s baaack! Feeling very refreshed after a week of natural hot springs, stunning views, and lots of wine and seafood in the Azores. Easily one of my favorite places to escape to/get lost in. NYC boyfriends, I’ll be visiting this weekend and would love to get taken out Friday or Saturday! 💌💋 🇵🇹 🏝️

NYC: we still have time to get tangled up in something together 11/14 & 11/15! Pleeeease someone take me to Saga 🥺😇

Can I come over and crawl on your 80s Art Deco furniture like this?

Incredible opportunity for people who love tattooed brunettes and banter as a form of foreplay. Drop me a line, bb. 💌💋

Happy birthday to me! 🥂🦂🦋💕💋 Feeling grateful for another beautiful year under my (garter) belt and excited for what’s yet to come. Big love to all the sweeties who make my life so special! 💝 I’ve updated my wishlists for those inclined to spoil me a little (or a lot!) 💝

😵‍💫 You wanna get me and my bestie tickets to the vampire ballet sooooo baaaad 😵‍💫

My birthday’s in 9 days… but I wouldn’t stop you from spoiling me a little early 😎 🎉 marigoldgift.com/averysimonex... www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Unfortunately I do love: Regional accents Asking to see the dessert menu Vintage silk nightgowns Sake pairings Overpriced coffee Starting a book before I’ve finished the other book Wishlist notifications Turning my location off A quickie before the dinner reservation

🔔 Gentle reminder to those who’d like to see me in NYC 11/13-16 🔔 I’ll be out of office and not able to check emails the week before, from 11/5-11/12. I highly *highly* recommend reaching out sooner than later to plan our date so we don’t miss each other! Xoxo

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Helloooo Bluesky - I’ve been a little negligent of my presence on this platform but I’m back! 😇

October is my birthday month! I’ll be celebrating another trip around the sun on the 25th, but am accepting wishlist surprises all month long 🎁 🥂 🦂 🧚🏻🎃 dateavery.com/spoil-me

🍂 Fall Whereabouts 🍂 ✨October (my birthday month! 💝🥂) • NOLA & FMTY ✨Nov 3-4 • NYC (dinner 11/3 or brunch 11/4, prebooking required) ✨Nov. 4 • Boston MA (brunch or lunch date availability only, prebooking required) ✨Nov. 13-16 • NYC All other dates NOLA & FMTY 🧚🏻

🍭 NYC, I’m all yours 9/25-9/30 🍭 Manifesting a jaunt to the Cloisters, dinner at Jungsik, and perhaps a duo with one of my (million) NYC crushes… choose your own adventure ⚔️

So excited to return to the East Coast this summer! Prebooking is sexy, and I may be convinced to linger in certain cities by the right date pitch - shoot your shot and let’s have fun! Stay tuned for NYC and New England availability in August 🍒✨🍉🍦

Have had a very stressful week and would love to be treated to a massage to unwind… if you wanna be my hero, send 100-200 to $velvetdreamsss 😘

spring cleaning has been completed and it’s cute over there! 💻 ✨

Hi bbs. I’m so excited to announce that I now have a newsletter! Expect monthly-ish random musings and ponderings as well as travel/tour announcements - head to my website at dateavery.com to sign up 😘 🌈🌺

Doing a little spring cleaning on my website - excuse the mess, I am essentially a very sexy Luddite and haven’t mastered the art of web design yet 🥲

Sleep (in) with me? ✨☕️ dateavery.com

Glowing from an absolutely perfect 24 hour date with a special sweetheart (you know who you are! 😘) Shakespeare on Broadway, a meandering stroll through the park before dinner at Bōm (100/10 experience, no notes), and a slow morning lounging in bed. Can’t wait for round 3, N! 🥂

New York! Due to some surprise airline shenanigans (🙃) I have an unexpected dinner date availability this Friday 5/9- drop me a line to scoop it up, catch me while you can 😘

A sweet new friend told me yesterday that the fact that I’m face-in made him even more excited to meet me - wondering what was behind the blur added to the excitement and anticipation! Needless to say… he was not disappointed. IYKYK 🥰

Had a very *very* long week and am craving a spa day or massage to recover - be my hero? $velvetdreamsss 🧖🏻

NYC - if you’ve been waiting for me to make another appearance, I’ll be in the city and available for a dinner date on May 6th. Let’s do something cute ! 🌸🥂🌱

Date idea: we pretend to be strangers and use our absolute most terrible pickup lines on each other at the bar. Who knows, maybe one of them will work ;)

Miss me? Enjoying my silly little thirst traps and thoughts? Want to make a special impression before we meet? I just updated my wishlist with some little treasures… marigoldgift.com/averysimonex...

It’s always “u avail ?” and never “pick out a cute outfit because I got us tickets to see Giselle at the New Orleans Ballet on May 10/11 and we are going to hold hands the whole time”

New reason to live just dropped (the jasmine & magnolias are flowering in New Orleans and I can smell them from my open bedroom window)

Heads up to my NYC lovers: I’ll be in the city and available for something sweet the evening of May 6th. Dinner? Duos? Debauchery? Hopefully all three 🤓🙂‍↕️💘🍷

Beginning my barista journey (lounging on the couch and adding a espresso machine to my amazon wishlist while my friend makes me a latte by hand from the kitchen)

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Send me a love note at dateavery.com/booking and let’s plan something special 💘

Extra, extra, read all about it! (Or book us, which is a lot more fun than reading)

Did a lot of Very Important Research with @lillyarlette.bsky.social today 🙂‍↕️

John Waters is performing in NOLA on April 20… huge news for any fans of me, John Waters and romantic dates, just saying…

Every day I face the Sisyphusian task of fitting what God gave me into some jeans so I can go out and do my silly little tasks. Lend me a hand? 🤠

Toying with the idea of a little East Coast mini tour at the end of march/first few days of April… NYC & Boston, miss me? DC, should I make my debut? 👀 Talk me into it via prebooking bb 🫶🏻🥰🌸

Greetings from the other side of Mardi Gras! Spring seems to have officially sprung and I am ready to soak up the sunshine with someone cute (hint: it’s you) 🌞 🍒💐🌱🦋

Honey, I’m home! Back in NOLA and craving a good negroni. You know what to do 💌 💘

Happy V Day to all my loverboys (and girls)! I truly enjoy the sweetness of this holiday- I’m a romantic at heart (aren’t we all?) and it brings such welcome warmth in the midwinter grayness.💘🌹

Still enjoying a little snowy Northern getaway- don’t worry, NOLA, I’ll be back in time to be your date for the Mardi Gras swirl. Until then, if you miss me & want to send a little Valentine for me to find in my mailbox, I’ll just leave this here 💌💘🎁 marigoldgift.com/averysimonex...

I feel like if you’re deep scrolling a Hot Girl’s photos there needs to legally be a feature that stops you after the 30th like and presents you with her payment information and no I will not elaborate