The rumors are true

happy taurus season, let’s indulge 🕯️ 🍇 🦪 🥂 🌙 🍓

DJ on my local community station is either glitching or vibing tf out right now because they’ve played Warm Leatherette 3x in a row, not mad about it in either case

Lily and I look extremely good lounging in dappled light together btw

it’s National Dine Al Fresco With a Beautiful Woman Month, have you celebrated yet?

Good morning ✨🌿

I fear I’ve acquired yet another sexy hobby… someone take me back to the archery range as soon as possible. 🥵 🏹

After a valiant second attempt, my X account was suspended yet again. If you need me I’ll be screaming into the nearest pillow

Still getting my ass handed to me by seasonal allergies back home in New Orleans, but the difference here is everywhere smells like jasmine and magnolia so I am not even that upset

That was fun. Already looking forward to my next visit to my favorite city 🍎 🌆

As a avid garbage TV enjoyer, I cannot believe it took me this long to discover True Blood. Speechless.

Unbelievably perfect first date spent yapping about our nerdy little mutual interests (tabletop roleplaying games, the making of a perfect old fashioned, immaculate taste in sci fi) at Odo. Can’t wait for round two 🥵😍

had my eye on this girly forever and now she’s on sale… u know what they say, good things (exclusive sneak peek photos) happen to good people (boyfriends who send AP gift certificates)

the real reason I come to NYC this regularly is because I finally found the best eyebrow threading place on the face of the earth and it’s in the East Village

the Capitol One Cafe is a low vibrational space

He really gets me 🥹

NYC: I have a severe caviar deficiency and no plans Saturday… just some information for you…

Just went into the Diptyque store to browse and now I’m walking around Manhattan smelling my wrists every ten seconds

I love my life

Feeling really, really proud of myself - last month I met a major personal savings goal I’d been working toward, as well as completely redesigning my website from scratch! 🥹😊 If you’re proud of me too, my wishlist is in my bio 😘

Reading “Sky Daddy” at the airport lounge right now and somehow simultaneously praying someone asks about it and praying no one asks about it ✈️ 🥵

Happy spring, angels 💐

call girl? more like email girl

I’m so strong and independent until it’s time to put the duvet cover back on

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Wish you were here 😇

Given the projected (extremely frustrating) new changes to this app’s TOS, now seems like a great time to remind you to keep in touch by following my newsletter on substack if you haven’t already! ⚡️⚡️⚡️I hate this game 😒 substack.com/@averysimone

I don’t want to be glued to my phone ! I do not dream of creating content! I want to be in each others arms, hand feeding each other room service in bed, is that so much to ask?!

What’s your beach read?

Yesterday’s record haul 🎶⚡️💕 More record store dates please! Flipping through the stacks together is one of my favorite ways to get to know each other.

come back to bed, baby

Adding this to my wishlist immediately

Question for my Type A sluts: how are y’all organizing y’all’s lingerie collection?! Please help

I will always, always say yes to a sushi lunch date 🫡

Cursed by some sort of minor deity or a witch so that my favorite eyeliner, lipstick and lip gloss all run out at the same time 🥺🙃 (curse removals via sephora gift card are welcome)

Not to brag or anything but last night he ate my p*ssy for a solid 40 minutes straight without coming up for air once 💅 🥇 Take notes, people

Wanna be workout buddies? (This is a double entendre)

Spring has sprung, baby 😇✨

Every day I go to a coffee shop to do some admin and every day I remember once I get to the coffee shop that “doing some admin” means that I am just editing my nudes in a public space

Hi 😇

I’ve been being so so brave about waiting for Pillion to finally be screening near me, I deserve some kind of award

Over 30 sex workers thread! Quote with a pic and your age. 🍒 32, I just keep getting hotter tbh 🍒

Happy Valentine’s from me, a certified lover girl 💌💘

Cried my eyes out at the halftime show last night. God bless Benito 😭🥹🇵🇷

Missing my short hair a ton lately. What do you think, should I do the chop? 🧚🏻

Table for 2 🦪 🥂

Just remembered I have free will and an espresso machine in my kitchen so now I’m having an affogato

Take a picture, it’ll last longer