🍭 NYC, I’m all yours 9/25-9/30 🍭 Manifesting a jaunt to the Cloisters, dinner at Jungsik, and perhaps a duo with one of my (million) NYC crushes… choose your own adventure ⚔️

So excited to return to the East Coast this summer! Prebooking is sexy, and I may be convinced to linger in certain cities by the right date pitch - shoot your shot and let’s have fun! Stay tuned for NYC and New England availability in August 🍒✨🍉🍦

Have had a very stressful week and would love to be treated to a massage to unwind… if you wanna be my hero, send 100-200 to $velvetdreamsss 😘

NYC! I have time for ✨one date✨ the evening of June 11. Scoop it up and let’s plan something sweet 🌺

spring cleaning has been completed and it’s cute over there! 💻 ✨

Hi bbs. I’m so excited to announce that I now have a newsletter! Expect monthly-ish random musings and ponderings as well as travel/tour announcements - head to my website at dateavery.com to sign up 😘 🌈🌺

Doing a little spring cleaning on my website - excuse the mess, I am essentially a very sexy Luddite and haven’t mastered the art of web design yet 🥲

Sleep (in) with me? ✨☕️ dateavery.com

Glowing from an absolutely perfect 24 hour date with a special sweetheart (you know who you are! 😘) Shakespeare on Broadway, a meandering stroll through the park before dinner at Bōm (100/10 experience, no notes), and a slow morning lounging in bed. Can’t wait for round 3, N! 🥂

New York! Due to some surprise airline shenanigans (🙃) I have an unexpected dinner date availability this Friday 5/9- drop me a line to scoop it up, catch me while you can 😘

A sweet new friend told me yesterday that the fact that I’m face-in made him even more excited to meet me - wondering what was behind the blur added to the excitement and anticipation! Needless to say… he was not disappointed. IYKYK 🥰

Had a very *very* long week and am craving a spa day or massage to recover - be my hero? $velvetdreamsss 🧖🏻

NYC - if you’ve been waiting for me to make another appearance, I’ll be in the city and available for a dinner date on May 6th. Let’s do something cute ! 🌸🥂🌱

Date idea: we pretend to be strangers and use our absolute most terrible pickup lines on each other at the bar. Who knows, maybe one of them will work ;)

Miss me? Enjoying my silly little thirst traps and thoughts? Want to make a special impression before we meet? I just updated my wishlist with some little treasures… marigoldgift.com/averysimonex...

It’s always “u avail ?” and never “pick out a cute outfit because I got us tickets to see Giselle at the New Orleans Ballet on May 10/11 and we are going to hold hands the whole time”

New reason to live just dropped (the jasmine & magnolias are flowering in New Orleans and I can smell them from my open bedroom window)

Heads up to my NYC lovers: I’ll be in the city and available for something sweet the evening of May 6th. Dinner? Duos? Debauchery? Hopefully all three 🤓🙂‍↕️💘🍷

Beginning my barista journey (lounging on the couch and adding a espresso machine to my amazon wishlist while my friend makes me a latte by hand from the kitchen)

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Send me a love note at dateavery.com/booking and let’s plan something special 💘

Extra, extra, read all about it! (Or book us, which is a lot more fun than reading)

Did a lot of Very Important Research with @lillyarlette.bsky.social today 🙂‍↕️

John Waters is performing in NOLA on April 20… huge news for any fans of me, John Waters and romantic dates, just saying…

Every day I face the Sisyphusian task of fitting what God gave me into some jeans so I can go out and do my silly little tasks. Lend me a hand? 🤠

Toying with the idea of a little East Coast mini tour at the end of march/first few days of April… NYC & Boston, miss me? DC, should I make my debut? 👀 Talk me into it via prebooking bb 🫶🏻🥰🌸

Greetings from the other side of Mardi Gras! Spring seems to have officially sprung and I am ready to soak up the sunshine with someone cute (hint: it’s you) 🌞 🍒💐🌱🦋

Honey, I’m home! Back in NOLA and craving a good negroni. You know what to do 💌 💘

Happy V Day to all my loverboys (and girls)! I truly enjoy the sweetness of this holiday- I’m a romantic at heart (aren’t we all?) and it brings such welcome warmth in the midwinter grayness.💘🌹

Still enjoying a little snowy Northern getaway- don’t worry, NOLA, I’ll be back in time to be your date for the Mardi Gras swirl. Until then, if you miss me & want to send a little Valentine for me to find in my mailbox, I’ll just leave this here 💌💘🎁 marigoldgift.com/averysimonex...

I feel like if you’re deep scrolling a Hot Girl’s photos there needs to legally be a feature that stops you after the 30th like and presents you with her payment information and no I will not elaborate

BOSTON//NYC✨ I’ll have selective availability in either city with a 4 hour minimum for the first two weeks of February. If you’ve been meaning to reach out or missed me on my last Northeastern visit, now’s your chance to make a great first impression 💗💌

I’ll be doing a little personal travel to the Northeast for the first 2 weeks of February - I have availability in NOLA for the remainder of January, and select NYC/Boston/New England availability if you play your cards right (lure me out of the woods with your best date pitch via dateavery.com )💋❄️☃️

Something about oysters and aphrodisiacs, idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🦪 Want to reserve our table for two? Drop me a line at dateavery.com, I dare you 💌

Honestly.. a little sadistic of Bad Bunny to drop an album in the middle of winter. I need to be throwing ass on a beach to this, not brewing tea and getting sleepy at 7pm

Due to some personal travel, I’m toying with the idea of making a quick appearance in NYC or Boston in late January/early February dependent on advance interest/prebooking. If you’re a Northerner that’s been waiting to see me all bundled up, now’s your chance to talk me into it!

Woke up craving sushi - quick, someone save me! 🍣 dateavery.com🍣

Huge thanks to all the generous folks who have pitched in today 🩶 Y’all are amazing. I’m going to leave this up for another day or two before distributing to see how far we can get - thank you all from the bottom of my heart.

Thank you to everyone who has checked in on me following last nights violent attack in New Orleans. I’m safe, but many of my loved ones are dancers and pedicabbers who were present during the attack and are dealing with a lot of trauma from it. (continued)

Everyone give a warm welcome to my hot bestie Chloë! Catch her here in NOLA, or if you’re lucky for a few days in NYC in January 😛

Let it be known that I put “get sp!t roasted” on my list of New Year’s resolutions so if you’ve been considering booking me for a double with another hottie, 2025 is really a golden opportunity to help me achieve this very reasonable and humble goal 💅

What are your New Year’s resolutions? I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. Now booking January & February, NOLA & beyond 🫶🏻 📷 @wondrashoots.bsky.social

Time is an illusion, but that shouldn’t stop you from booking with me before 2024 slips away… dateavery.com

All I want for Christmas is a facial, a bike to replace my stolen one, a good toss in the hay, and world peace. The first two are listed on my wishlist, and the last two I think we could probably collaborate on. 😇

RIP Studio Pia, the only lingerie company I ever truly loved. Pouring one out tonight. 🥺

I’m home and I’m craving oysters … who’s gonna take me out this week? 🦪 🍸

Blessed to realize I am exiting New York the morning of Santacon. Bullet dodged. 😅

New York, you were so sweet to me - where should I travel to next? Now booking New Orleans & FMTY for December, January, and beyond 🩶🕯️

If you were in a certain used bookstore today and heard a shriek of delight from behind one of the stacks of books… that was me 🤓😍

Here is a photo of me in Babushka Mode™️ to tell you two things : 🌱 I have a little availability left in NYC for tomorrow (12/13) 🌿 I am making a surprise guest appearance in Philly 12/14 and have time for one date Get in touch soon before I fly away! dateavery dot com 🤍

Bless NYC and its gigantic bathtubs 🥲🥹