I had hair kinda similar to this when I was in beauty school 💇🏼‍♀️

happy taurus season, let’s indulge 🕯️ 🍇 🦪 🥂 🌙 🍓

Peekaboo

Making sure things fit just right

The thing about the underarm hair is that A) I don't like to shave them (most important), B) most people don't care, and C) a few people are EXTREMELY into it 😈

Good morning, everyone. Group hug! ❤️ Photo: The Artemis II crew after they looped around the far side of the moon and started for home. ABC news.

The rat tail cactus has absolutely gorgeous blooms #BloomScrolling #PlantSky #Succulents

Red Lobster: Fuck It, We Ball

C’mere

I take guidance from 4000 year old poetry that declared the goddess loved and revered trans people. Historically speaking, trans people are older than Jesus. So…

A lot of ‘illegal’ things are necessary, moral, and right.

That book behind me is finished!

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

Lantana blooming sequence 🌱

My vanilla friends think they’re not freaky enough for me and my freaky friends… are wondering what my feet and pits smell like Someone once said sex is like an artichoke, most people eat it as dip. But you can do so much more with it! And yet, at the end of the day artichoke dip is reallllly good

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

All it takes is a little imagination

Best I can do

Give em the ol razzle dazzle.

Red lipstick and pink flowers

Ally!

Had to delete a bunch of photos off here cuz they’re starting to zuck workers on this platform too. Why can’t hot girls, gays, and theys get a freaking break? Just let us be hot in peace!!!

Give a robot options!

Insert Norah Jones song here

Spotted in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood

Hope this helps

Give an escort a cookie (and champagne)

Masterful Troll, TCM.

My favorite is coming back!

‘Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?’ Well, Katie, I subscribe to the law of conservation of mass that we are matter and matter cannot be created or destroy but it can be changed so in theory at one point… I really might’ve been a plastic bag. Thank you for asking.

Here’s to!

I’ve updated some, but not all of my rates, to reflect my dedication to my energy in and outside of work. If we already have an appointment scheduled I am happy to honor the original rate for that appointment! Thanks for honoring a living wage that helps support my dreams and my community!

We have one more month to see if this could be true for a second time!

We know it's our year lol. Drawing by an Instagram account called lousydrawingsforgoodpeople

Petite with a pinch of booty #oursky #dateseattle

I’ll use AI when it can erase student loans and credit card debt, redistribute the misappropriation of funds that went to funding the demolition of that wing of the White House, and not need to drain a lake to power it. Until then, I guess I’ll just use a regular search engine, books, and my brain.

Maybe I should get my head outta the gutter but I thought this was a drawing of someone reading a book while having someone else between their thighs…

The age old question, Triscuits, Ritz, or Saltines?

PSA: My screening process is strategically designed to create an opportunity for potential clients to show that they can follow my instructions, respect my boundaries, and honor what I need to feel safe moving forward with the booking request.

October 7th 2024 Treasure flower

Be my right hand man this Valentine's Day 💋 #oursky #femdom

Over and under, tattooed baddie reporting for duty!

Reason #2345 to cancel your Amazon subscription. Bezos lays thousands off some stuck in freezing war zones.

It’s official! I am a full time student this year. I’m finishing up my yoga teacher training, just began a 16 week writing class, and will be entering a 9 month herbal apprenticeship in March! Spring will be especially busy for me so I wouldn’t mind the pre-booking! Xoxo

Gold medal in solo snowball catching!

The next time the man asks for your body count ask for his book count.

For the first time ever I saw a COMMERCIAL for ice. Speaking to immigrants. Offering them to download an app to help ‘self deport’ and saying they’ll get a free flight and financial assistance in returning home.This obviously isn’t true and it made me shudder. Evil. Combat this misinformation.

No need to search for a heart of gold Neil, you’ve got one.

Quote repost with your profile picture because we need the keep the flow of beauty going!