“damn girl are you Black Friday bc i'm wondering what your fucking deal is”

I’m so real for this.

Someone showing me their Letterboxd Me: “Okay my little Gene Shallot!”

As someone who studies both Astrology and the stock market… The stock market is absolutely astrology for men.

Some days you have to create your own sunshine ☀️

Hear me out, 2026 reboot of the Brave Little Toaster but it’s the Brave Little Ring Light of an OF creator.

Now would be an incredible time to move all your communication *cough emailing providers cough* to protonmail.

Bay Area! If I flew in Monday to Wednesday 12/8-12/10 would I have any that wants to see beautiful ol me?

Alexa: Play “One Thing” by Lola Young 🎵💙

Are you coming?

What is adult content about this picture? 😅

Why ChatGTP when you chat with me? I don’t require nearly the same amount of water and staring at me for hours will not give you a headache. 😇

SPOILER: the only two songs in Bugonia are Good Luck, Babe by Chappell Roan and Basket Case by Green Day.

Post pilates, pre-cleaning my room

Suuureeee I could continue doing research for my next writing project but I could also binge watch a very horny French period piece tv show on HBO.

I love when cats are named ~Henri~

Thank you Bluesky. I do need news from independent journalists dispersed amongst pictures of my hot friends in bikinis. 🙏

Fascinating if true:

Hello! I am off grid this week! See you later, gaters!

Okay let’s have a normal argument on the internet. Do you eat your pizza crust or are you a monster?

Collective power actually works ya’ll. Radicalize, organize, unionize, celebrate and then keep moving.

PNW GFE means hairy pits, waxed bikini, shaved legs, a penchant for nice cocktails, and getting your ear talked off about hot girls, good books, and care centered politics. Don’t worry! Your d gets s’ed real good too.

Tag yourself. I’m combining: pantsuited girlboss (formerly skittle haired) activist. My favorite, though, is adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants.

Arguing with transphobes on the internet is one of my favorite sports. And I feel like I never lose because I am completely right in defending the self actualization of angels on earth.

My sfw Halloween outfit was Rumi from Kpop Demon Hunters and my nsfw is on that special site. ☺️

My wife has volunteered at a local food bank for years and confirms what many of you have probably heard: in this case, straight cash is a good donation if you can do it. The food banks have better access and buying power than individuals do, and can try to address item imbalances as they see them.

unfortunately, no, that is not cum in my hair but in fact tarter sauce.

The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)

My best relationship advice is to not vote against your loved one’s best interests and wash your dick and balls.

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

Inspiring me to call my boobs ‘weapons of mass distraction’ for Halloween because they’re deemed illegal depending on whose hands they’re in and for what reason.

Waiting for my friend who is always late to text me, ‘I’m running late!’ To plan out when to leave. Yes, she’s an air sign.

Actually the rain is how I’m styling my hair these days 💁🏼‍♀️

What lovely person sent me this gift card?? I would love to thank you properly 💕

it;s easier to say "find God" than it is to say "find the love within you that compels you to guide others to the love within themselves."

How am I doing on the ‘business casual’ front?

How do I get my bartender to stop from shaking? (My martini)

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

Dentists will be like, ‘Nooooo, nothing to be scared of here! We’re so nice! We’re gunna take good care of you!’ And then schedule you for a double crown replacement at 7:30 in the morning.

What is the fluffiest softest robe out on the market today?

the world is cruel and scary. but there are also women. you must remember this.

My vintage slip called and it wants you to appreciate it.

The world is so filled with beauty and wonder and I feel very strongly both that it should be a kinder place to live in and that it is within our power to make it as such

OOTD includes pink fuzzy slippers

The first date is a leap of faith. The second date means i found our time together to be pleasant or I’m giving a second chance. The third date means it has been pleasant to get to know you. Four dates means I definitely like your company. Five or more dates means your company is delightful.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

This is an INCREDIBLE gift idea. 👏

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.