Starting my pride off with (re)watching many queer movies. So far seen/on the list: Velvet Goldmine, The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Watermelon Woman, Bound, To Wong Fu, thanks for everything Julie Newmar, I Saw the TV Glow. There will be many more. Many more.

Joan Miro (1949)

Oh, happy pride from a very proud very practicing bisexual 😘

Nothing to see here 👀

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GAY PEOPLE IN MY PHONE 🌈

Green looks good on me and I look good on you! June’s booked! See you in July. Reach out sooner than later. 💋💋💋

Think Abell 2029 is calm? Think again! Long thought to be the most "relaxed" cluster in the universe, deep new Chandra data reveals it’s actually recovering from a violent cosmic collision that occurred 4 billion years ago. Even the quietest neighbors have secrets! #Astronomy #Abell2029 1/4

I’ll be keeping my schedule very low volume through the summer for focus on my health and art projects! I have one spot available towards the end of June. Will it be you? July, August, what’s our sunny plan?

Missing this magical dinner, currently, as my post-tonsillectomy diet is starting to get reaaaaal old.

I’m looking forward to seeing you. 💋

Have you ever met a potato you didn’t like? Not me. (Potato haters you will deleted)

Why isn’t there a lesbian age gap porn called The Devil Wears Nada?

I have to have my tonsils out unexpectedly so that means I’ll be out of work for the rest of the month! Let’s make plans for June shall we? And ya know feel free to send funds for healing! $ crystalmetrics 💋💋💋

‘All life on earth depends on the freedom to move.’ —David Attenborough. Check out Our Planet II.

Proposed date: Old Seattle. We start the afternoon off with one of the Underground tours, then we stop in Seattle’s oldest bar for a quick drink, adfter we head to a very special place not too far away that I won’t name transporting us to another time with timeless drinks and fabulous food. Then…

Yoshida Hiroshi (1876-1950) El Capitan, 1925. Coloured Woodblock.

I had hair kinda similar to this when I was in beauty school 💇🏼‍♀️

happy taurus season, let’s indulge 🕯️ 🍇 🦪 🥂 🌙 🍓

Peekaboo

Making sure things fit just right

The thing about the underarm hair is that A) I don't like to shave them (most important), B) most people don't care, and C) a few people are EXTREMELY into it 😈

Good morning, everyone. Group hug! ❤️ Photo: The Artemis II crew after they looped around the far side of the moon and started for home. ABC news.

The rat tail cactus has absolutely gorgeous blooms #BloomScrolling #PlantSky #Succulents

Red Lobster: Fuck It, We Ball

C’mere

I take guidance from 4000 year old poetry that declared the goddess loved and revered trans people. Historically speaking, trans people are older than Jesus. So…

A lot of ‘illegal’ things are necessary, moral, and right.

That book behind me is finished!

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

Lantana blooming sequence 🌱

My vanilla friends think they’re not freaky enough for me and my freaky friends… are wondering what my feet and pits smell like Someone once said sex is like an artichoke, most people eat it as dip. But you can do so much more with it! And yet, at the end of the day artichoke dip is reallllly good

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

All it takes is a little imagination

Best I can do

Give em the ol razzle dazzle.

Red lipstick and pink flowers

Ally!

Had to delete a bunch of photos off here cuz they’re starting to zuck workers on this platform too. Why can’t hot girls, gays, and theys get a freaking break? Just let us be hot in peace!!!

Give a robot options!

Insert Norah Jones song here

Spotted in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood

Hope this helps

Give an escort a cookie (and champagne)

Masterful Troll, TCM.

My favorite is coming back!

‘Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?’ Well, Katie, I subscribe to the law of conservation of mass that we are matter and matter cannot be created or destroy but it can be changed so in theory at one point… I really might’ve been a plastic bag. Thank you for asking.

Here’s to!

I’ve updated some, but not all of my rates, to reflect my dedication to my energy in and outside of work. If we already have an appointment scheduled I am happy to honor the original rate for that appointment! Thanks for honoring a living wage that helps support my dreams and my community!

We have one more month to see if this could be true for a second time!