Spotted in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood

I’m planning a Springtime visit to NYC but am on the fence about precise dates - thinking flexibly in the neighborhood of either 3/25-3/31 or 4/7-4/12. At this point I could be pretty easily swayed in one direction or another by the right date pitches in my inbox, just saying 👀 💐 ✈️

Hope this helps

Give an escort a cookie (and champagne)

Masterful Troll, TCM.

My favorite is coming back!

‘Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?’ Well, Katie, I subscribe to the law of conservation of mass that we are matter and matter cannot be created or destroy but it can be changed so in theory at one point… I really might’ve been a plastic bag. Thank you for asking.

Here’s to!

I don’t know when or how I took this (def within in the last couple months but) but it’s really giving some… kind of vibe 😂🤭

I’ve updated some, but not all of my rates, to reflect my dedication to my energy in and outside of work. If we already have an appointment scheduled I am happy to honor the original rate for that appointment! Thanks for honoring a living wage that helps support my dreams and my community!

We have one more month to see if this could be true for a second time!

We know it's our year lol. Drawing by an Instagram account called lousydrawingsforgoodpeople

Petite with a pinch of booty #oursky #dateseattle

I’ll use AI when it can erase student loans and credit card debt, redistribute the misappropriation of funds that went to funding the demolition of that wing of the White House, and not need to drain a lake to power it. Until then, I guess I’ll just use a regular search engine, books, and my brain.

Maybe I should get my head outta the gutter but I thought this was a drawing of someone reading a book while having someone else between their thighs…

The age old question, Triscuits, Ritz, or Saltines?

PSA: My screening process is strategically designed to create an opportunity for potential clients to show that they can follow my instructions, respect my boundaries, and honor what I need to feel safe moving forward with the booking request.

October 7th 2024 Treasure flower

Be my right hand man this Valentine's Day 💋 #oursky #femdom

Over and under, tattooed baddie reporting for duty!

Reason #2345 to cancel your Amazon subscription. Bezos lays thousands off some stuck in freezing war zones.

It’s official! I am a full time student this year. I’m finishing up my yoga teacher training, just began a 16 week writing class, and will be entering a 9 month herbal apprenticeship in March! Spring will be especially busy for me so I wouldn’t mind the pre-booking! Xoxo

Gold medal in solo snowball catching!

The next time the man asks for your body count ask for his book count.

For the first time ever I saw a COMMERCIAL for ice. Speaking to immigrants. Offering them to download an app to help ‘self deport’ and saying they’ll get a free flight and financial assistance in returning home.This obviously isn’t true and it made me shudder. Evil. Combat this misinformation.

No need to search for a heart of gold Neil, you’ve got one.

Quote repost with your profile picture because we need the keep the flow of beauty going!

We will take it from here, Alex. ❤️‍🩹

Here are 3 books that I think might help some folks with what is happening and what various things people have done an are doing: An Indigenous Peoples’ History of the United States, One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This, and Believers: How to Make a Life at the End of the World.

Songs to boost morale: Sorrow by Bad Religion. And there will be sorrow no more When all soldiers lay their weapons down Or when all kings and all queens relinquish their crowns Or when the only true Messiah rescues us from ourselves It's easy to imagine youtu.be/r7Hb4bxF12E?... What’s yours?

I am rooting for Seattle strippers to win the game tonight. 🥰

Voting for my cat Riot for president. She may look a little intimidating but she’s extremely affectionate and wants everyone to eat as long as she can have a little too.

Me: ‘Your honor, on the day in question my cat ate breakfast and dinner and in between ripped open a bag of treats and a bag of her supplemental fancy raw freeze dried food and ate it all.’ My cat’s attorney: ‘Your honor, my client has never been fed in her 17 years of life.’

My favorite nature girl

Big tees are the thing for meee

Crimson at the moment of your touch.

Look, things are only getting worse so you might as well follow for more sexy pics and real talk. You gotta train yourself to still be horny and deal with reality at some point.

We’re taking all the good news we can! This will be life changing for so many families!

Hello generous clients! I’m looking to help raise some funds for trans community self actualization projects. That may sound vague but it’s best to be discreet in these situations! I’m looking to raise 2k of which I am pledging 500 of my own money. This will build community and save lives.

Seattle, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make eye contact, maybe even say hi, to your neighbors you pass on the street.

My politics is that I care about other people.

It’s in your best interest to set your stuff down and come join me.

All of these happen on a date with me. In various orders!

Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.

Holidays muted time and any focus on work stuff but I promise I’m coming back online… next week 🙃

Proud to be on your naughty list. Treat me to a Christmas gift and you might make it on my nice list 🎁 throne.com/brookeivey

I’m sorry, I can’t let you up early, I’m doing witchcraft.

Ho Ho Ho! It’s off to work I go!

for every one hundred likes [within reason] i’ll put pam bondi in some form of trash receptacle.

Not on my actual wishlist but on the wishlist in my mind: A new Bose speaker for my house A bottle of Strega Liquor The softest sweater in an earth tone A refurbished Mac book Donations to Aileen’s, Northwest Immigrant Solidarity Network, and Lavender Rights Project 😇