Cute. ✨

because YOU ALWAYS HURT THE ONE YOU LOVE. (Bob Flanagan)

Me contributing to the male loneliness epidemic: locking him in the cage while I’m gone

Friends: What is the leather relationship term for your former submissive, who is still your family. But also they still do service for you, and you would kill for them. And do NOT say FetLife’s 'under protection'.

Hey girlies, where are we going to get bronze casts of our feet made in NYC?

The rankings are in: favorite date of the first half of 2026 was Megan Thee Stallion's final performance at Moulin Rouge 🔥

Okay, but have you ever been used as a human dildo while Mommy reads you your favorite childhood book?

Dommes: What is ur newsletter open rate and how often do you send them?

Newsletter going out soon! Travel updates, a new blog post and an interview with one of my best girls! mistressblunt.substack.com

Reimbursement opportunities for good boys and girls: -$600 - hair -$200 - mani / pedi -$58 - ribe eye I cooked for my dog

I love meeting a newbie who has no idea what he's into yet (but I sure do)

After three years of research, interviews and labor, our first episode of “Let Us Survive: An oral history of sex worker movements before and after FOSTA-SESTA” by the Hacking//Hustling Collective is now live! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnUr...

Never leaving my house without the necessities (phone, keys, Sub D's wallet)

I actually have hired a stenographer for a scene! My favorite part was when I was whipping him and he was screaming. And she said, "I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that for the record?"

One of my favorite femsubs is a designer. She sends me a daily OOTD as part of our daily check-in. 👌

Since I can't share my best photos on here, I'm just going to start hiring an artist to document all my scenes instead

True submission happens when you learn to surrender to my desires over your own

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He said he wishes men would submit detailed inquiries, screen without complaining, and schedule their dates in 3 emails or less

Time for you to walk a mile in Mommy's shoes

Anyways. Spent the day chasing a man with an ATV through the Femdom Compound, whipped his cock in a field, and made him crawl through mud. Hosed him off, and made him take me grocery shopping and clean my house. 👌

tfw you try civvie dating and he calls you by your worker name 🤡

Took away his vocabulary until all that was left was, "Yes, Mistress." "Thank you, Mistress."

PSA for all my very good pups: a little training vid for you dropped yesterday, and it's well worth your time to go sniff it out

Finally. The producers of Love Island are showing the sadism I always knew they were capable of.

Send me a gift you'd love for me to wear on my next date. 💘 marigoldgift.com/danielleblun...

I want you mesmerized by my every move

Last night my submissive prepared and fed me and my dog steak in bed. Afterwards he ate dog food on the floor. I'm so generous.

Can't a girl have sex in public in private anymore?

Reminder that my birthday is at the end of the month and all I want is for someone to write my designer a blank check to finish designing the Femdom Compound. ✨

Praised be

Before you hit on me you should remember that I tend to hit back, very precisely, with a range of implements

I love hearing you beg for round two when you barely made it through round one

All the better to stomp on you with, my dear

“Alpha men” don’t exist here, only little sluts who used to pretend they were something else

It is Dommephobic that the design of read receipts means if I turn it off, I can't see if my submissive has read something. 🔪

If I give you an instruction, I expect you to follow it.

Poor pool boy doesn't know what he's about to get himself into

Beg.

Go see Mistress Blunt. Your brain waves will thank you.

Whoops! Been having an issue with my contact form. If you haven't heard back from me, and I like what you wrote, I'll respond this week!

Who here's read the latest @mollycrabapple.bsky.social?

Before you hit on me you should remember that I tend to hit back, very precisely, with a range of implements

Beg.

Introducing Sub M to some new protocol today, most of which boils down to "when I say/do this I want you between my legs in under 10 seconds"

Too bad you can't see this on me

In case it's unclear what I'm into

What advice has made you/your subs even better at giving foot massages?

POV: We're on a date at Dia Beacon and I ask you if this is how you see me

I'm not ignoring your calls, you just haven't properly incentivized me to pick up 💅

Do I know any doctors or nurses who want to lay under my feet while giving me an IV saline infusion for POTS lol