Well, my interest in #Survivor50 has fallen off a cliff

Since everyone is interfering in Hungary's election anyway, I am officially endorsing Jucika

Yikes, the Liberals are going far-right

Kramer coming in to work pretending he didn't quit and also threaten to destroy the world

Greta Thunberg "WTF is anyone even doing at this point, we have normalized Genocide and the eradication of an entire people." Greta is right as usual.

It was either end all life on Earth or a man admit he was wrong, so here we are

Great news! Buzz Aldrin has finally been rescued from the Moon

Imperial troops have entered the base. Imperial troops have entered ZZZkrt

The Strait of Hormuz is one of the rare times Trump has felt some consequence for his stupidity and boy he's not taking it well

Alberta to restrict kids' access to cool shit

Earth and Venus

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

When you elect conservatives, they will spend SO MUCH of their time in office indulging in their own weird sexual obsessions. You're electing bathroom monitors, book banners, genital police. Their obsession with sexual activity, usually involving children, is both creepy and endless.

Diva Down night on Survivor

Oof, Jeopardy champ basically lost $90 thousand dollars on one of the easiest Final Jeopardy clues I've ever seen

It's kind of disappointing we're still doing the old Apollo-style launches sixty years later

"Nicolaides pointed to a January incident where someone surreptitiously recorded a teacher at a Fort Saskatchewan school making disparaging remarks about conservative culture." Conservatives are miserable because despite all their power we're still allowed to make fun of them

"More snow is good" I keep telling myself "More snow is good"

Unfortunately politics is still as much about the messenger as the message and I don't think Avi Lewis is the right person but I'll be happy to be wrong

Ugh, you've fell into the "more pipelines" trap. Even the O&G companies don't believe in more pipelines, if they did they would build them. You're turning off your base for something that's not going to happen.

No Kings - but some queens, perhaps

American Horror Story: The Kennedys

Are they trying to make me a separatist?

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Israel has displaced one million people in Lebanon—so far. What’s happening is ethnic cleansing and preparation to seize territory, with a particular focus on agriculturally productive land. It’s the same playbook that Israel ran in Gaza.

If I was in Project Hail Mary: "We need you to go on a spaceship with Milana Vayntrub.." Me: "Yes, I'm in" "But you should know.." Me: "Don't care, let's go"

The world needs to have a Trump Is Dead party while he's still alive, I want him to see how happy we'll be

Take away Orr's Order of Canada. Thanks for the reminder, Bobby.

Baby Gritty

Very unfair that Bruce Lee was born the same year as Chuck Norris but has been gone more than 50 years

Edmonton contestant on Jeopardy!

My theory is the billionaires are being sold "Limitless" pills that are just meth

I can't believe it took eleven Spider-Man movies to get this shot

Goose shit on the sidewalk, we're so back!

Trump two weeks after touching the stove: "I'm thinking about touching the stove again. Gonna put my hand right on it."

Stone Age TV Guide

First three words you see will be your Summer 2026

"No to war... and free Palestine" Javier Bardem

Huge breakthrough in Al technology

BOOOO

Glad they did the Sinners musical segment early because honestly that's all I was interested in

Oscar snacks are ready

IDES! 👏OF! 👏 MARCH! 👏 IDES! 👏OF! 👏 MARCH! 👏

Trump shits bed, hopes China will change sheets

"My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators."

Pizza! at the Matt Berninger show

Minesweeper—but it’s the Strait of Hormuz: sweepthestrait.com (Via SAlexashenko on X)

Let me guess- Lebanon is also two weeks away from a nuclear weapon?