This could be an all-timer rule of threes

Somehow Edmonton is being hit with a monsoon

Lupita Nyong'o's instagram profile pic is with Chadwick Boseman and it makes me sad every time I see it

Hating giant data centres is maybe the only unifying issue these days so don't blow this @naheednenshi.bsky.social

All my life we've been told tips for saving power, sold appliances and lightbulbs that use less energy, and now we're building warehouses for the sole purpose of wasting massive amounts of power

City’s Beautification Initiative Hamstrung By Commitment To Local Artists https://theonion.com/citys-beautification-initiative-hamstrung-by-commitment-to-local-artists/

OH MY GOD the Undertaker has attacked Travis and Taylor's wedding reception!

Breaking: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce officially wed in Madison Square Garden

This is the opposite of "unity", most people outside Alberta hate this. Trudeau building a pipeline dropped him to a minority government. It's pandering to people who will never vote for you, and pissing off people who might have (or did in the past.)

This pipeline isn’t nation building. It’s nation burning.

Mitch McConnell's body is frozen in a lab next to Jordan Peterson's corpse, in hopes they can be revived when a cure is found for being dead

Turns out she just Sharpied over the Trans Mountain line

TMX-Files Carney and Smith are the Doggett and Reyes to Trudeau/Notley's Mulder and Scully

Does the Alberta government run on dial-up?

This explains Angine de Poitrine

If you or someone in your house is not trans, the only thing you should ever think about trans kids is “How might I brighten their day should I come across one?” Beyond that, you’re a fucking weirdo who is extremely useful to nazis.

Double Deutsch

Danielle Smith draws Sharpie line from Edmonton to Prince Rupert, waits for applause

Socialism for the oil industry but capitalism for AISH recipients in Alberta.

Well good to know the chest ache isn't a heart attack, I guess

250 years is only two and a half Mel Brooks

Guy who got suckered by Amway begging you to join Amway

Donkey-oti Mule of La Mancha

Supergirl is mostly good but there's ten minutes where they take her out of the story that feels like half an hour

Johnny Ramone nodding in his grave

Phoebe-Joanna Bridgers-Newsom

They always think "the conservatives in other countries would also hate you, and be more violent than us" is a gotcha when all it does is show whose side they're on

literally watergate

Are you a toxic creep? Daryl Katz wants to hire you

Voters don't want two conservative parties but all over the west that seems to be our only options

America: you are here

Oof, Smith just said the Treaty Chiefs need to "check themselves"

Both Canadians. Can we get serious about hate speech, this is embarrassing.

A french fry going down the wrong pipe

Championship fever now moves to America's second city- Raleigh, North Carolina

America's special little boy is 960 months old today

Is the Marvel Cinematic Universe causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since the MCU was introduced nearly two decades ago.

Disclosure Day reveals that cheek fillers are alien technology to get that 'grey face'

A good breakdown on becoming a trillionaire based on vibes

Well there we go, the system officially broken. Money has no value, we're going back to bartering. Time to get a goat.

Rebel News are on Bluesky- block immediately

My entire feed right now:

"27 people have been made homeless 'because people went door-to-door to try and target foreign nationals', a UK minister has said." These Nazi thugs know they have the backing of the world's richest man (he posts about it all day) and believe they will be rewarded

Mick trying to impress his nine year old

Elon is an existential threat to democracy around the world. He is set to become a trillionaire this week and can use that money to prop up far right fascist movements across the world. Governments need to treat him as the threat that he is. Sanction and divest him of his property.