on this week’s Pluribus: what if the answer to “is everybody mad at me?” were “literally yes”

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Gee I'm real sorry your Mom blew up, Charlie Brown

Elon Musk made to look a fool again by his arch-nemesis, Elon Musk

Let's see a "Wicked" version of The Wiz that makes this freak a good guy

It's been SEVEN hours and fifteen days

"A guy named Karl Marx, not a lot of people know about him. I probably know more about Marx than anyone."

Sure, just put the computer in charge and Danielle Smith can stay in Panama full time

Was this all an ad for tonight's Pluribus?

This is government in the doctor's office, government in locker rooms, government in kids' private lives

I've said it before and I'll say it again: normal adults (who aren't pediatric medical professionals) don't spend ANY amount of time thinking about the genitals of children. They certainly don't bend over backwards to make policing children's genitals part of their job. This obsession is creepy.

how dare you embarrass our guest by mentioning the journalist his regime dismembered

There's one big McDonald's impact we're all waiting for

It's become abundantly clear that the wealthy are incapable of happiness, which makes the fact that so much of our society is structured around trying to make them happy particularly obscene.

Actually, RFK Jr. is the name of the doctor

Downloading Duolingo so I can understand the new Rosalía album

Is it me or is the NHL having a lot of overtime games this season? 100 point teams are going to miss the playoffs.

Chappell Roan squinting to read the teleprompter makes her look like Cyndi Lauper

Musk doing "I sleep in a racing car" to the whole world every day

Zombies but they're super nice and helpful #Pluribus

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

The Neville Chamberlain "Peace for Our Time" Award

Remember any experience or loot gained after 1 am tonight will be lost due to the simulation's servers resetting at 2

"It was 3-0" - ancient Toronto saying

Watched Back to the Future in Imax for the 40th anniversary, and it's funny how it unfolds like a game and the first half hour is being explained the rules, but it's fun enough that you don't mind

Last minute costume idea: Sexy Yoko Ono

Deployed to the suburbs. Pretending you're GI Joe while people mow their lawns. Incredible new depths of loserhood.

As Spirit Halloween wanes, so rises the Calendar Club

Danielle Smith is an oil & gas lobbyist first, brain rot podcaster second, premier when she has some spare time

Sky Palace Sky Box Sky Lounge

Got my Covid shot despite my ignorant premier's attempt to discourage it 💉

"How do we get back the men we lost to Trump, Andrew Tate, and the Proud Boys?" Please do not bring those weird ****ers over here. We have kids over here. I will call Child Services.

Priceless Napoleon artifact stolen from the Louvre

SNL is delayed and the American ads are all about treating military injuries and trauma

I just bought popcorn and ibuprofen, if any bands are looking for an album title

"No Kings" in Canada

Heartbreaking: Neo-soul legends Angie Stone and D’Angelo both passed away in 2025, just 7 months apart. Stone died in March at 63. D’Angelo died today at 51. They shared a son together. An entire generation’s soundtrack, gone. Rest in power to both 🕊️💔

Xavier getting a Dr. Luke album

The Toronto Blue Jays right now

I would 100% break up the Beatles for Anna Sawai

Whiplash, heavy metal accident

Worst Case Ontario for team Canada on #Survivor

The doctor checking Trump's right hand

There you go "loneliness epidemic" guys: antifa has girlfriends

Jack Posobiec speaks at the "Antifa Roundtable" and immediately references the Weimar Republic. He's a nazi.