I had a yummy birria burrito for dinner and I’m full as hell

the president admitted to sexual assault on camera and it didn't matter

I have been drinking so I am going to have OPINIONS

Free Patton Oswalt

Due to a backlog of cases, as Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a persona non grata.

It’s fun that there are people on Bluesky who are in the Epstein emails. There’s something special about being able to cyberbully some of the worst people I have ever been alive at the time as.

Time once again for my favorite @smoothdunk2.bsky.social comic

true hot dog tasting professionals spit out the hot dog into the tin bucket after having enjoyed the flavors and mouthfeel. feel free to copy and paste this post onto your own timeline.

Love that I just found out the Jets Offensive Coordinator Tanner Engstrand finished with -17 yards of offense in his entire career at San Diego State as a QB.

why would you admit this

MY TUMMY HORT

@lkrauss1.bsky.social how many kids could you have saved from Epstein if you tried?

Despite everything, we are persevering. The young ones are still clawing for a future they deserve like the rest of you. Send my brother a little gift to congratulate him for his graduation, if you can ❤️

so I’m starting to think that epstein didn’t kill himself

Damn I should be writing in my journal. If we survive this my kid will ask me questions one day about this and I should have notes to refer to.

when i wrote about Kurt Cobain, Nirvana, and In Utero junoryleejournalism.com/2024/08/23/g...

Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way. by Ezra Klein

I should go to chick magnet in Henrietta and grab some tenders for my drive home. That will be good

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Some eggs, milk, and yogurt have finally made it into the city after such a long shortage. It’s a small thing, but it means so much after all this deprivation. Prices are extremely high, though. Please, your donations matter now more than ever help us keep going 🙏

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

This fuckin’ guy sucks

So Mike Johnson is totes gonna look at that funding bill and go: nice bill lol. My job is keep Epstein shit locked up soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Happy Veterans Day

Watching pepa pig with my kid and what the fuck they’re at the zoo. Dawg is this a prison? There are implications here that I don’t like

Here’s the link to go get your $20 credit for YouTubeTV if you haven’t dropped the platform yet. We are not Disney or YouTubeTV, and yelling at us about it won’t do anything, but if it’ll make you feel better, engagement is the life blood of the internet.

Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."

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I’m a big dumb idiot. So I need help here. 1. Senate democrats cave. 2. Despite caving the senate bill in order to become law will have to go through the usual relevant committees and vote by the house 3. Then it goes to Trump for signature Do I got it?

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Man, fuck the senate wtf

Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"

Nobody hates their fellow Americans more than senate dems

I remember when the bills were good

Bills are dog shit Patriots are good Fuck football. I hate this fucking sport. Put a gun in my mouth now

Can’t lose to the chiefs in the playoffs if you don’t go to the playoffs

like the ERA and the un declaration of rights of the child are equally ridiculous to conservatives because property doesn’t have rights

The 112th Grey Cup matchup has been SET! The Montreal Alouettes and Saskatchewan Roughriders will meet on the CFL’s biggest stage for the first time since 2010. 👀🔥

Yeah :D

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My daughter is 2 year old today :)

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

RIP

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

Man, fuck health insurance