This is fucking long overdue.

He ain't wrong. '“Just last year, here in Davos, I ended my speech with the words ‘Europe needs to know how to defend itself’,” Zelenskyy said. “A year has passed, and nothing has changed.” He added: “Europe remains in Greenland mode: maybe someone somewhere will do something.”'

In the nature of the thing, a person cannot authorize themselves to do something

Rogers testifying before Congress in support of PBS funding is perhaps one of the most well known things ever recorded on camera. Perhaps McCain feels that wasn't "political" because then she'd have to address how her asshole dad opposed it for more than 30 years

Idris better say the line in this airplane show it wouldn't be too hard to engineer a context where it makes sense

There is a direct line between the IDF using Palestinian children as human shields, and ICE using 5 year olds as bait. That line is that the IDF trains ICE. That is what the training is in "they just need more training"

it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this

One court decision, two different headlines. Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?

Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers Arkona Castle Rat Castrator S.C.U.M. Temptress

aidan gillen is a talented actor but his generic slavic accent is atrocious

Show a moment from tv/film that broke your heart.

AC/DC's "Riff Raff" remains the song at the top of my personal "I wish I didn't like it, but sadly I do" list

I feel like it’s a little bit important to be pedantic about this. Halligan didn’t step down from the US Atty position because she had never stepped up into it. She was not properly appointed. After a series of judicial decisions pointing this out, she has abandoned her charade of occupying the job.

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

are you ready for the best caption in the history of captions?

Ok, that's what I thought. The thought of Trump taking a photo of a bird may have suddenly deranged me

7. What was the last song you sang? Tallest Man going electric sure didn't make his songwriting any less brilliant

1/20/25

ok what the fuck class is Dianne Wiest supposed to be teaching at the women's prison

somebody please make and sell a Clean Lennon guitar pedal

“i feel as though the weapon i built is coming to kill me and my people” is about as straightforward an admission of what she *thought* she was doing as you’re going to get from the average trump voter

[does not apply if you are Roy Orbison and your "big presentation at work" is a gig]

running an alternating stack of bitcrusher and fuzz pedals and calling the end result "enigmatic and expansive"

Change in Abstract

This is obviously the least of all of this but it is so endlessly annoying how they can't even be bothered to get the demonym of the people they are demonizing right

the current american self-sabotage project makes brexit look like sensible statecraft in comparison

so Davos is just the world's most lavish production of Peter Pan, and Nadella is asking the audience to scream that they believe in Tinkerbell

sir, please, my boom is faltering

trying to watch Mayor of Kingstown but I can't tell the white guys apart despite being a white guy myself

Senate Democrats working on a bold plan to strongly oppose the invasion or purchase of Greenland by offering voters a system of Greenland Tax Credits via a means-tested GSA (Greenland Spending Account) that they can use on qualified Greenland-related expenses.

2000-2025: facts over feelings, no safe spaces, be a fucking man 2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety

smdh "praying mantis"? never seen karate kid I guess

hey 14 your mistake wasn't quite as bad but come on, think a little

my experience as an adult in the U.S. over the last twenty years does nothing to suggest that the system is responsive to votes i have voted like 50 times, even when i knew it didn't matter (red state), the main takeaway from it has been: democrats sure don't act like a real opposition party

This is correct. The escalation is by design, but notice the pattern: 06-09/25: LA 4M/UA 23M Result: FAILED 09-11/25: Chicago 3M/UA 9M Result: FAILED 12/25-02/26: Minneapolis 430k/UA 3.6 M Result: You know. Next up is probably failing to bring fascism to an Athens, GA sized town.

if Oscar Pistorius gives me one of his gold medals, it doesn't mean I murdered my girlfriend

lmao Josh Allen

i’m unclear about how it could be in DHS’s interests to post things that are just flatly and obviously inconsistent with the law, during ongoing litigation about whether they are violating that specific law

the ben garrison memorial rose garden

oh look there's a special hot sauce for the secretary of defense

Any DoJ attorney who participates in this investigation should suffer professional and social shunning that makes it effectively impossible to continue to work as an attorney.

see this is the content I check Threads to see

NEWS ANCHOR: we're getting word that two dozen ICE agents are in hospital after they started kissing a beautiful woman in a skimpy outfit with platinum blond hair only for her to tragically explode because she was actually a big stack of TNT.

for what they charge as a corkage fee, you should have Mayor McCheese himself come over to your table and open the bottle

Whenever someone insists more training is the answer you need to keep going "What does a better trained neo nazi do? What does a stormtropper get better at with more training?" because the answer is always, and only, "They get caught less".

somehow I've made it this far without hearing (or at least noticing) "Eminence Front" before, hell of a song

ok there must be more than zero people out there who base their gear purchasing decisions on whether they'd rather have a new distortion pedal or a new distortion pedal PLUS some tootsie rolls