ok Hades II has been out for half an hour and I have 46% of the achievements already; at this rate I should have it 100%'ed in no time

The government stooge asks to see my ID. I take a card out of my wallet but it is actually The High Priestess (II), and my mom's disembodied foot instagibs him.

It’s not socialism. It’s nationalist socialism. It’s different

If anything with Kirk shooting we are seeing a trend of ppl with right leaning ideology crashing out when they run into one of the problems of reality left wing ideology acknowledges, that (and i think this is important) rightwing does not. These are ppl facing an ideological collapse

Imprisoned in the Moon I wish I had my Zune 'Cause I'm stuck up here But I've got no fear Than being without tunes

"motorcycles provided by Husqvarna" is a fun item in some opening credits

A police officer was killed in the attack on the CDC by an antivaxxer. Trump did not mention it. Use this as a benchmark to compare how the Trump administration responds to an attack on an ICE facility to judge which federal employees are deemed worth protecting. abcnews.go.com/US/1-week-af...

Subtly downgrade a band: Dufresne Escape Plan

Again, this is a broad coalition of people across the ideological spectrum whose top concern is making sure everyone rues and laments the “Woke Times” forever. It’s very much akin to the myths around “Negro misrule” in Reconstruction, which justified Jim Crow.

I think perhaps the biggest indictment of "police reform," and maybe the biggest show of evidence that it simply doesn't work, is how cops can execute someone in broad daylight while wearing a bodycam and it does absolutely fucking nothing to enact or enforce meaningful consequences

but did he make a "football move" tho

Just a reminder that these "pivotal votes" that the Democrats got in these recent special elections aren't pickups. They are pivotal seats that have been vacant for months because the Democrats who previously held them ran for office notwithstanding age and cancer diagnoses, then died in office.

I know I keep going on about this but 1) yes 2) it has DEEPLY embarrassed the media people who kept trying to pretend that this regime can be treated as legitimate, and 3) we absolutely cannot let them forget it

HOW ARE THESE ALL SO GOOD

STOP. MAKING. NECROMANCY. BORING. AND. RUDE. STOP IT. PUT DOWN THE CORPSES.

Fine: 1) What’s happening to the U.S. is part of a transnational far-right, autocratic wave and it cannot be treated as a purely domestic issue 2) A major subset of these dynamics is globalized kleptocracy/oligarchy; tackling that requires rebuilding & enhancing int’l anti-corruption mechanisms

Guy Who Crops Up On Every Show To Do Basically The Same Thing (complimentary): Mantzoukas Guy Who Crops Up On Every Show To Do Basically The Same Thing (derogatory): Armisen

im so old i remember the right attacking obama for 8 straight years as being too reliant on a teleprompter

you look at all of this and it tells a very clear and unmistakable story no matter what the conservative justices say at conferences or in interviews or whatever they tell themselves

listen, whomst among us hasn't had our brains fried by the comically large syringe and needle used on the 1980s Estonian children's TV show PAILAPSIIN?

this is one of the pictures that gives you a truly honest sense of just how floofy this cat really is

going into the season who would have thought that the loser of KC vs Baltimore would come out 1-3

in 2019, Mary Bubala was fired from WJZ, Baltimore's CBS affiliate, for being a racist she was promptly hired by WBFF, Baltimore's Fox affiliate and Sinclair's flagship station, for the same reason

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. The Maillard reaction 2. Jacket weather 3. Close harmony 4. Headbutts from a cat 5. Hearing a song you haven't listened to in a decade and it still slaps

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

"donald trump spotted in alley behind winkies" is probably too niche for a headline but i would have peed a little reading it.

I'm curious to see what the rapture will do to the MLB playoffs and NFL season

lol that's like saying known DNC shills: GHOUL

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

listen, whomst among us hasn't had our brains fried by the comically large syringe and needle used on the 1980s Estonian children's TV show PAILAPSIIN?

Tarantino stole that siren from the Shaw Brothers movie KING BOXER / FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH / 天下第一拳 (1972), who in turn stole it from QUINCY GODDAMN JONES (!), with the theme to the TV show "Ironside"

Jesus: it even applies to LOCAL crime questions, where the general "crime as a metaphor for broader fears" shouldn't play so big a role. This one is really striking, and deeply concerning.

Holy shit

Heard people talking about The Rapture www.youtube.com/watch?v=T092...

I was just thinking "that's not what he wanted to cook"

Completely untrue. First, because those hearts have not been changed. "The leopard ate my face!" Is not the same as "I see now that trying to get a leopard to eat anyone's face is wrong. I was wrong for that." People that have really changed, are already welcomed back with open arms.

I thought this mf was ranking team donuts, in which case I might have agreed but A) the uniforms are great B) you can't talk shit about Ravens uniforms without mentioning the mustard pants, come on

Trump had his accounts suspended on January 7, 8, and 9th 2020. WHEN HE WAS STILL PRESIDENT. It was not Joe Biden because Biden was not President.

I'm not even trying to be a snob, I just genuinely don't know what any of us think "normal" looks like anymore. The Biden years were an attempt at a low-key restoration of normal, they failed in no small part because we didn't need "normal," what we needed was an extraordinary response to Jan 6.

bad news from 1933, everyone

love ordering something like the specific head for my specific razor from a 4.9 rated seller and then getting a notice from USPS that it’s coming from STEAL & FENCE TIRE STORE in South Carolina and will be here in 2 weeks

btw here's the "woke thing" that "destroyed it" (where "it" refers to Jimmy Kimmel; I guess Vance doesn't consider him human?)

I think the reason for this is pretty straightforward: the largest cohort of cross-pressured swing voters in the United States are people who are cross-pressured because they are secular but racist

it is absolutely fair to say that hakeem jeffries has, in the last year, shown more support for charlie kirk's life work than he has for the democratic nominee for mayor in his city, the largest city in the country

perfect timing to have encountered this rebecca solnit quote this morning

my brain, to me, every time I get on the phone:

these better not be Chekhov's Sandwiches in "Three Days of the Condor"

the judge making sure to spell out what 'arguendo' means as if talking to a third-grader is amazing