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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

"But Steph, cards are cheaper in the other place!" Are you sure about that, bud? Shop at @manapool.com. 💙

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Oh my God... That's what they're doing with the piss on the ISS.

$2122.67 later, I have my car back And it even stops!

I am so ready for the new InfoWars.

Alternately, if youre a big fan of pain, might I recommend the new quesadilla from QuikTrip.

Late night June slop ✏️👹👅🦎

Have you heard of the High Elves?

"The way is lit! The path is clear..." The Vestal. A Fem-Darkest Dungeon series [12/20] #art #fanart #fantasyart #darkestdungeon

Nice

Ay they got a bsky now: @magicgirlspr.bsky.social Do the thing 🫵💜

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

Everyone loves Flat Dick!!

a gigaflop is when you post one billion bad jokes

Please release me from this sinus infection.

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKIN' FONTS GAY!

Unserious conspiracy theories and wellness influencers aren't going to stop Black women from dying during pregnancy. We need serious policies and real solutions.

There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

WotC should be embarrased. And you should be complaining, not fawning over UBs that aren't going to happen.

Miscuts, misprints and oddities used to be rare. Now there's a new misprint every set. Soon, the game will just be misprints.

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

4/20 #scryfallrandom is the OG king of swamps

Happy funny number day for those who partake and celebrate.

This really sucks. I can put it on my credit card but I don't actually have the MONEY to do this. I hate to ask but if you do want to help with this my venmo is @dukevulture

$2100 to fix my car.

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

Wild West (repost)

oh, it’s 4/20? haha sorry i didn’t realize, cause thats just a regular day for me, as a weed blazer, but go off kiddo

Can't sleep Thinking about sweeping Two Headed Giant with Pox Plague.

A company I used to do IT for would promise to send packages to the moon. Do you think they'd send piss to the ISS?

Can't sleep Thinking about sweeping Two Headed Giant with Pox Plague.

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

its almost mackenzie monday #kglw

Guys, I think we're going to have to {1}{B/P}{B/P} Palantir.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Girl who gets all her basic land for her next commander deck by not returning them at pre release

How it feels to show up with a new rakdos deck.