Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

Gwencon 2026 headcount?

Next week on Secret Lair. They print a new color. The basics are $40 each, in packs of three. (The new color is like if every color but also better. It isn't purple.)

Next week on Secret Lair. They create a Magic Card that is a subscription. This was to prevent scalping. (Only scalpers have it.)

oh yeah officer? how about you protect and serve these fuckin nuts on your chin bitch

Wait, are you trying to tell me Post Malone and Jelly Roll are two different people..

I like using Skullclamp for fun and profit

I’m do like this shirt

I'm here at the top of the David Dinkins Municipal building.

as a conservative; i am absolutely disgusted by chappell roans decision to expose her breasts at the Grammy awards . that’s a family event!! on the other hand i fully support the murdering of innocent people in the streets, i could give a fuck if they have children. god bless my coumtry, america.

computer, make everything worse. sweet

These people will never be held accountable.

as a taylor swift fan, my hobbies include gas lighting myself and everyone around me, and also sniffing carbon emissions

Do better 😭

Tira!

"Hellbound Reckoning" First new piece this year, and also the first one since Paul Scott Canavan's mentorship concluded. Still a bit experimental for my taste but overall very happy with it

Me when I play Rakdos.

Transphobia is for pedos.

BREAKING: The Worst People You Know Are Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much Worse Than You Know

the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a blue deck is a good guy with a blue deck

"What would you like the theme of your party to be?" "Hmmm....I dunno? Sperm?"

Or you could just...print the Secret Lairs to demand.

No notes 🤌🏻

Many Magic the Gathering players ask the question, where the fuck are the minotaurs?

After the most recent batch of Epstein files, if you're transphobic I automatically assume you are also a pedophile.

Magic needs a plane full of big sexy minotaurs. And we need to go there PRONTO.

Repost if you’re taller than Jace Beleren

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

This is Minneapolis: As the sun sets on your 395th consecutive day of photographing sunrise or sunset, more than a thousand people gather on a local lake to display ice luminaries which spell “ICE Out” for passing planes. Outside is the good place. It’s where your neighbors are.

Paranoid patreon.com/berkeleymews

We have recorded audio of Trump Himself on the phone asking for votes in the 2020 election. It's not an aide. It's Trump saying "All I need is 11 thousand votes" and it was Republicans who recorded him. There's a bit about it in here but it's near the end. But this is direct correlation to that!

People who run kill on sight commanders, when you kill their commanders on sight

Really hope there are no changes to hybrid mana in commander.

This is how I'm introducing my gender fluid friends moving forward.

Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies

Elon Musk will forever be remembered as the loser who tried desperately to go to Epstein island and then lied about it

Basic island, banned. Primeval Titan, unbanned.

*sad clown noises*

I’m now Duke’s father…