some thoughts before the Pauper Cup Top 8 ❤️

If anyone wants to help me warm up around 11 or 11:30 for the pauper cup top 8 please hmu, I’ve got a spare mono u terror deck.

#MCAtlanta I have 10k prize tix for sale for $100 OBO :)

packwatch.

Pauper Cup Diary Thread: Round 0 - Blueberry Bagel + Peanut Butter - 🤖🤖 Made quick work of the duo then stretched out and got some blood flowing. Healthy body, heathy mind. Ready to show the world the robots tempered in NYC’s fiery trenches.

SHOUTOUT TO MAX

#MCAtlanta anyone got an extra mask? 😬

why the FUCK am i in atlanta rn i made a mistake

It was my biggest criticism when seeing Ken Yukuhiro win Pro Tour: FINAL FANTASY, there wasn't a qualified interpreter on-hand to translate the biggest win of his whole Magic career. It's small misses like this that will make people think Magic is an English-speaking game, not a global one.

wizards i will literally pay out of pocket for you to hire interpreters for PT interviews. players deserve to express their thoughts clearly and comfortably in their native language, and it'll make for a better overall viewing experience too!!

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶SHEEEEEEEEESH

“Hi can I get 10 FBB Japanese Red Elemental Blasts, 6 FBB Italian Blue Blasts, and 2 Alpha Blue Blasts?” NYC Pauper scene is swagged the hell out sheeeeesh

Can Pestilence make a comeback? Playing Abzan Food Poisoning in pauper! Watch here: youtu.be/6keCYPJ-V24 #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgpauper

which artist should I ask to give my labubu face tats

Women. (In Magic)

if there are any baddies in atlanta rn please hit my line

nyc _mtg magiccon meet n greet: queers - Free Everyone else - $50

walking around ATL hoping Flocka buys me lunch again

putting the Ew in EWR newark is such a pain in the ass why am i doing this to myself

if you find me at Magiccon I’ll give you a sticker ❤️

tyrog did it first

the oral estrogen is only a prop i just did my shot dw

packed.

official NYC_MTG statement: go sox go mets fuck the yanks fuck the dodgers

:) v lucky to have friends like her

it’s pauper AND tummy tuesday ft. the @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com crop top 🥵 twitch.tv/NYC_MTG live at 7 (1.5 hours from now)

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK WHY DO YOU HATE PATRICK BAILEY

decks I am bringing to magiccon: [REDACTED] pauper deck [REDACTED] pauper deck [REDACTED] pauper deck ill see you in pauper cup mfs 💅

god fucking dammit usps please i need a miracle i need my gay little stickers before i fly out

danny brown might be the ultimate grungler

furiously refreshing the pauper league leaderboard to see if anyone above me got raptured decksandthecity.org

action bronson voice: getting geeked off ibuprofen since I was in the womb // crank the bass in the studio call that the autism boom

day 1 of “spend quality time with people i admire and develop lifelong lasting impactful relationships with my communities to foster a better earth“ autumn has been a massive success. my life fucking rocks holy shit my body is filled with love for the people in my life and exogenous estrogen

locking in for “spend quality time with people i admire and develop lifelong lasting impactful relationships with my communities to foster a better earth“ autumn

black midi day

presented without comment: my gym bag

9 hours until i see her :):):):):):)

presented without comment: my gym bag

following soviet era weightlifting principles (preworkout cigarette)

on this weekend of Spider-Man prerelease, I must make a confession as the premiere New York City resident of the game: montreal bagels, specifically St-Viateur, are the best bagels.

BREAKING NEWS: Minamo, School at Water's Edge will be joining the PAC-12 for the 2027 CFB season 😱

i love having 3 different playlists labelled "party" "Party" and "PARTY"

highest of highs and lowest of lows. weird week.

me talking about this girl im seeing "there's something to the kinship of not using a music degree"

running for office with my only policy being changing the national anthem to "Yeah Right" by Vince Staples ft. Kendrick Lamar and KUČKA prod. Flume & SOPHIE

We're streaming a little early today, playing Mardu Synthesizer in pauper! twitch.tv/stratgames #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgpauper

somehow falling deeper in love 😵‍💫

You need more cameras to take moving pictures of beautiful transsexual women

fantastic news everyone