way too many ppl follow my alt account lmao wtf Lets go gambling. I love gambling.

ME: one stir fry for me, and uh, one stir-fly for the lovely arachnid MY SPIDER GF: 👀👀👀👀 👉👉👉👉👈👈👈👈

my go to is: "do you play magic the gathering?"

they hate me for my pretty skirt and soft thighs

this country needs a real civil war

“but andrew half the country thinks biden stole the election” they are stupid and we can call them stupid and dismiss their opinion

So many in media are ill-equipped to interview officials about what’s happening because they begin with the presumption of legitimacy and don’t know enough about history or U.S. foreign policy to foment intelligent pushback and hold officials accountable.

Talk to your neighbors about rent freezes. Talk to your coworkera about general strikes. Freeze the flow of the fruits of your labor until they arent going towards fascist conquest. Its not hard! Just dont pay. Just dont go to work. Just have my back as i do the same. It can be that easy.

Zohran and Rama are America’s first dog4cat mayor/First Lady

some of you look very foolish with the way you virtue signal about things you dont understand

i think if you make ai porn of a real person you should be put in a pillory and your mother should be given a crowbar and the choice of which wrist of yours to break if im being honest

t4t sex is where the hardest thing in the room is the laughter

girl who can only do the Bene Gesserit voice in her native new jersey accent

even with the misogyny, transphobia, and the loss of rights and respect of my family the worst part about being a girl is being cold all the time

girl who can only do the Bene Gesserit voice in her native new jersey accent

new years resolution: be gayer and sluttier and get that tattoo

2025 was easily the best year of my life

new years resolution: be gayer and sluttier and get that tattoo

ladies, its your last chance of the year if you wanted to pledge your sword to my cause

“algorithms” are basically just ai. if you ever used an “”algorithm”” FUCK YOU . if you have ever “sorted an array” FUCK YOU . operating on an input is the DEVIL AT WORK

noooo they gave me the orange prog again ugh

puppy girl fight club be like: i want you to bite me as hard as you can

okay people were nice to me and im normal now

tbh id be intimidated to talk to me too ig

when are we allowed to fight back?

calling my dick my little hogchamp

just got autocorrected while flirting and offered a woman "enthusiastic content" rather than consent – chat are we cooked? chat?

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

1 year doesnt feel right – it feels more like 100 years or last week

what do we think chat - do we gamble on the microfilm 🤭

clicker that when you press it makes the "Lizard" sound

shes scheming up some gay shit

If you see this, post a random fact about yourself: i chased the phillie phanatic around cbp field n the game started late bc that nerd stole my microphone and was driving it around the outfield on his quad ended up on sportscenter not top plays - scott hanson said my cardio game was impressive

nachos are kind of like an al dente lasagna if u think about it

mean trutrans dom gf who forces you to jack off in the mirror and then bullies you after you cum for proving to her that you’re just another agp

came back from the topless beach alone – idk what i was expecting

i want to get bullied by the mean girl fedaykin from dune 2

okay maybe i had it on too tight....

staring at my phone cause thats where all the pretty girls hang out

why only horny when sad

the hardest part about fitting in with trans women is deciding what type of animal suits my personality

heart too whimsical. ass too fat.

last time i spoke to my fatphobic cousin i called her a fitbitch and she got really mad but also laughed so i win

Have you heard the one about the cleaning lady who joined the dollfia? She was a made maid made made made maid.

no make up selfie ✌️

If you like Alien better than Aliens have you tried Estradiol?