powdered lemonade is a broth

hey great news im hot

Finished this bisexual lava lamp Orzhov Signet for @commandzoe.bsky.social God this one was fun to mess around with

Hey I am a transgender girl and if I wasn’t transgender then I would probably not be struggling as much can we consider that and then can I have some cash money tips to help with gas in my car , medicine for my cat , groceries and other things I need ?

getting sloppy from a girl who makes cute animal noises definitely won’t solve all my problems but it would solve one of them :3

somehow even gayer than i was before woa

"Nice to meet you at [event i did not go to]" Great - was someone impersonating me at mca?

spinach artichoke dip is a salad. its a leafy green with mayonaise. thats a salad

not now kitten, daddy is about to go nonverbal

partner: you bruise so easily now me: thank you them: zoe what the fuck 🤌

i wanna go back and do it all again but maybe a little bit gayer

spinach artichoke dip is a salad. its a leafy green with mayonaise. thats a salad

Im not leaving. You can stand and fight with me or you'll have to watch them send me to the camps. This is my fucking country too.

Im not leaving. You can stand and fight with me or you'll have to watch them send me to the camps. This is my fucking country too.

Remember what they say, Theres no shortcut to a dream, Its all blood and sweat, And life is what you manage in between.

I just want to kiss her.

this account is so suspicious – i think they might be antifa please report

this account is so suspicious – i think they might be antifa please report

chat my posts on main regularly are getting hundreds of likes. i think ive popped off i wont let it humble me – i promise

white or black?

theyre so pretty and funny holy shit i never want this weekend to end

I made this today! it's just a fun little image, you can look at it if you so desire

12:30pm tomorrow: meet and greet.

Having people walk up to me and tell me theyre a fan of my work but i wouldnt know them is a trip yo.

🎵 I'm gonna fix my fractures with the 🎵

i only cried once meeting them

living in the carcass of a great beast that died and watching the rats barter my future away to be in charge of the most corpses

packing one bag labeled "fishnets for ripping" and another thats "fishnets for the con floor"

BREAKING!: Wizards of the Coast to classify Tylenol as performance enhancing drug.

actually msnbc, if your anti-anti-fascist theres already a word for that...

asking her to use the handle of mjolnir as a strap to see if my ass is worthy

rapture thighs around my face, girl. i'm ready to meet god

since we're all trying to find the cause, let me throw my theory into the ring: Mountain Dew Baja Blast causes autism

knowing they are capable of framing stories in this way makes it even more conspicuous when they dont cover anti-trans claims similarly

asking her to use the handle of mjolnir as a strap to see if my ass is worthy

hey google can a strap get you pregnant?

partner did dirty talk in a bri*ish accent 🤢 – all sex forever is canceled

partner did dirty talk in a bri*ish accent 🤢 – all sex forever is canceled

"Think of all the people who will die" Why dont YOU think of all the people who are suffering RIGHT NOW? Of the direction we are heading in? Think of all the people you could spare from that suffering if you fought NOW instead of hoping it will blow over while the nazis gain more power. Cowards.

as someone who stopped posting for days to see if my friends notice and miss me: trust me, "blackouts" are the worst type of protest, the internet has no object permanence, the second you disappear it's like you never existed in the first place the only people who will miss you have zero power

fishnet friday and big sippies

putting this on your timeline again

sry for clowngirl spam i have an urge to honk

hell yea im into dune 2 dune 2 chicks at the same time

i fucking love Baltimore

imagine using the bene gesserit voice from dune to call me a good girl?

Axl Rose Voice: Welcome to the grungle! We got transfemme fame.

*Youth pastor voice* Do you guys know who the original snuff bait was?

pickle ball? but im already on spiro