i have a mirror on my desk for makeup practice and seeing my face in it peripherally was freaking me out and it has a magnifier on the back so flipping it wouldn't have helped so i have instead pointed it to always show my boobs and it's *awesome*

fixed my car insurance and health insurance, sent a necessary message to my urology nurse, packed magic cards for shipping, and am getting some weights for PT off FB marketplace later today! very productive day

💘 the thing about sex is it's inherently goofy

just realized this game is a dissociative nightmare for me lol oops

i have re-engaged with mtg in a limited capacity but i value my time spent upright far too much for commander these days

sites back, quick post tits on main

one of my old MUN friends and I have been doing a bit about dunking on John Mearsheimer for like... eight years? and she fucking met him and he signed a book for her and this is the wildest way for this bit to pay off

i have played this godsforsaken game for three hundred hours and i didn't realize exiting a stance counted as "changing" stance. i wrote off several cards because of this. AAAA

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Kim Possible had no measurable impact on my types of women

oh, no, it's not a sex thing. it was a breakfast cereal incident.

tickets should be available now for this

This also follows a line of white supremacy in music academia. People are trying to legitimize the theft/regurgitation of Black American music. They refuse to even engage with the culture, history, or social spaces. They just steal and regurgitate.

Berklee grad here: truly so disappointing to see this, as you can guess. if you use Suno or ChatGPT in your "art," you are a class traitor! There is no excuse.

there are skill trees, random encounters, puzzles, friends made along the way, lesbian trysts and hookups if your charm stat is high enough, etc

finally

just spent two weeks freaking out about my taxes and they took 30 minutes

talking to this girl about it, actually. it's a tiny bit healing in a way i can't describe it.

okay so good news have been reconnecting with my body at (hopefully) the tail end of a particularly brutal surgery recovery. bad news? still gotta do my taxes ..... and i might've hurt my wrist

puppygirl shakira be like "these yips don't lie"

breasts

@realfollowers.bsky.social hello bot please tell me things

Boston book event last night was literally TOO CUTE. TY to Harvard Bookstore and everyone who came out, what a blast! And today, its official, THE EXTENDED UNIVERSE is out! The book is launched! Holy crap!! ✨️🎉🎊🎁

*Ferengi voice* E-mails

good news about my boobs

the salsa situation is so dire here, y'all

love that my ability to get medications I need is gated behind "consenting" to the use of AI in my treatment

put a pen between my boobs few hours ago and just found it when it fell out of my bra lol

my intention is to move to minneapolis but, ya know, that isn't set in stone or anything. it is the most likely and ideal destination currently. things, of course, can change. still applying & searching for jobs, though, so if you're in the twin cities and know of a cool opening, hit me up! pls

What if six of us held hands at the six side by side drinking fountains at Lowe's?

Right-wingers keep spelling out the link between regressive gender politics and authoritarian rule if people would only pay attention.

enjoying The Warm Day this week!

the secret to being slightly good at Magic: the Gathering is to accidentally almost tire yourself too much to attend the tournament because you've been having a lot of lesbian sex and then you play the tournament but keep yourself adequately fed, medicated, and hydrated

It’s a good question, let’s clear the air: 1) Disco is awesome, like 25 all-time classic tracks in a 4 year span, 2) Disco was hated because it was queer, brown, and black, 3) Disco was hated because it paired women and men in a different power dynamic. 4) “Disco Sucks” was a “ MAGA” test run.

won the event btw. 7-0-1 overall didn't drop a game in top 8 White Weenie, @stratagames.bsky.social's Leo list!!

2-0 beat jeskai ephemerate 2-0 beat grixis affinity 2-1 playing real fuckin sharp

lotta loosey-goosiness in magic events that I am not wild about

my first full slut summer

i hurt my thumb worse by bandaging it too tight than i did burning it last night 💀

On the one hand World Bad but on the other hand the morale boost of waking up and hearing the birds chirping? Incredible Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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knowing a lot abt music is awesome bc the answer to most questions like "who invented this thing?" is very often "Black musicians in the Midwest"

Shymaas tent was destroyed and she needs $500 to replace it. Please do whatever you can to support her! Such a small amount would change her life chuffed.org/project/1730...

(uncomfortably supportive mom voice) so have you been lezzing out much?

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

the moon's pronouns are she/it btw

one sec gotta set my clock to SWT (Stevie Wonder Time)

okay so like water wet fork found in kitchen but i take SO many more selfies than i used to

Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

Meow ok so im asking for your help. I have several broken teeth and an infection due to this thay badly needs to be taken care of. Im on a large amoijt of pain nearly constantly. I cannot afford the down payment required to schedule treatment, and i dont know what else to do gofund.me/f478ef566