Oh, hi, Insomnia. I was hoping we were still not on speaking terms you cruel heartless fuck.

Who snitched?

Pretty excited to start a new year as a girl. It's kind of awesome.

I learned that creepy men are now attracted to me and I need to be more aware of flags I didn't pick up on till the idiot hurt me. One of the girls sent me the pictures they took of us all in the bathroom and a couple have reached out to make sure I'm okay.

So I've concluded that my rib isn't broken, it's either cracked or was out of place. I can breathe okay. My mobility is slightly fucked but I can sit up for extended periods. I sneezed earlier and I wanted to cry but other than that I think I'm healing nicely.

Someone go get my drugs for me so I don't have to get out of bed. I hope orange sweater gets hit by a bus.

I had my first experience with a chaser on Saturday at a concert. And I'm pretty sure he broke one of my ribs when he grabbed me around the waist and lifted me off the ground. I really wish that was a joke. Thankfully a large person punched him in the head very hard on my behalf.

A lifetime of sexual favours to the hacker that makes that thing read Diatribes of a Scathing Atheist before deleting itself with a holographic gun shot.

I'm watching Severance (I wanted to watch Murderbot and I'm using the free trial period while I have it) and it is one of the weirder things I've ever seen. But it is absolutely fantastic and Ben Stiller should stick to directing things because he's really good at it.

I learned today that if you want people in the city to not tailgate you, you should lose control of your vehicle on ice and fishtail for half a kilometre and they back right off.

Holy fucking fuck what a mess the roads are. If you're in Mississauga and you don't absolutely have to be anywhere, please stay home.

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For the haters

To all my siblings, friends, supporters, and yes, even haters, may the next 6 days be relaxing, enlightened, joyful, and fun. We can go back to killing each other with inaction and bickering in 2026.

Deep fried Yuletide

Food is cooking already. Just watching brain dances while I wait for the next phase.

I am the girl Who arranges the blocks

Keep the soul in Solstice.

No notes.

I'm helping.

Spoiler: He wouldn't. Because he didn't and doesn't exist.

2025 years and the motherfucker still hasn't shown up for his birthday. That's just rude. We really need to stop celebrating this shit.

My entire skyline was one person reposting everything they've ever posted and they're muted now. That's just fucking annoying.

A heavily armed girl is a happy girl.

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Just sitting here tripping out on how water looks now that I've adjusted the settings on my PC.

Why did you transition, wrong answers only. Decided I wanted to try life on Ultraviolence Mode.

I'm not crying. You're crying.

Thoop

One of my favourite things is porn thumbnails that accidentally show how bored she is with that dude.

Welcome to the resistance... *checks notes* ...massive Canadian media conglomerate?

more like CRAPitalism, amirite?

You ever make a joke on a post of a friend and they laugh, and you laugh, and then a swarm of idiots descend on your little joy bubble and ruin it by thinking your OBVIOUS JOKE was serious and needed to be corrected? God I love this webbed site.

no donations overnight but i was able to get help from a friend so i'm good for now. thank y'all for the shares quotes and hugs tho 🫲😽🫱

"we're still friends" The kind of friends that never speak directly to each other. The kind that only speak around one another in a group setting. The type that don't make eye contact or acknowledge one another. You know... that kind of friends.

Oof. Injection hurt a bit today. Oh well. Worth the cost.

"Just being an American is enough to damn you. God bless America. In an unrelated note, I have been told I am immune to irony. Which is good, because I have no idea what that is. Sounds gay. And love should be between a man and a couch."

Maybe if American liberals punch themselves hard enough in the face they will forget how to be ghouls and do their fucking jobs.

Tomorrow is stab Amy in the leg day.

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Oh, so, we've finally gotten here have we? The "oh shit the (insert group marginalized and ignored) were right" phase of the 21st century. Now we see if these motherfuckers can dance or if they're going to keep on telling us we're overreacting.

I'm going to a hardcore show in Hamilton next week at a place that is listed on Google as "Taco Joint and Metal Bar" and I feel like I've found my Promised Land.

Met a cis boy who is rapidly becoming a treasure trove of support and resources for my baby trans ass.

Friends don't let friends follow beefhurt cretin. Block him, and warn all your women friends to block him. He's bad, bad news.

I made a friend by not letting them misgender me. We exchanged numbers. Guess I need to stand up for myself more often.

Fuck it. I'm gonna watch Spaceballs.

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