You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.

Are the scientists who don’t understand cognition or sentience in the room now? Are the venture capitalist scum paying them in the room too?

I made a no-sew* crochet doll pattern for a METALUNA MUTANT, the lanky, vein-brained, pincer-handed monster from the 1955 movie This Island Earth. Pics & pattern coming soon! No I won't make you one! But I'll help if you have questions on making your own. * mostly

At work, we have reason to discuss SciELO (Scientific Electronic Library Online), a "bibliographic database, digital library, and cooperative electronic publishing model." Here are some pronunciations I’ve heard for that abbreviation: Sigh low See low Sigh ello See ello Ski low Ski ello Seal E.O.

I may have a new favorite band? At my age? www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTsg...

Gomez Addams: Querida! I am the horniest character on 20th Century television! Grandpa Walton: Hold my jar of the Baldwin Sisters' recipe and put me in arm's reach of Grandma.

Dialog from "When the Revolution Scrums," the next exciting episode of This Gun in My Hand: Gary: I’m sorry, this is gonna disrupt our cycle. Can you create a ticket for your work on seizing the means of production?

Man, I did NOT expect the Mad Max prequel to go this direction.

The theory in the paper is that it's not the superhero per se, but that unexpected events in general increase mindfulness and thus pro-social behavior So act weird and make people behave better.

Uh oh. Everybody in this Mars exploration movie "2036 Origin Unknown" has an American accent except the AI, which is British.

The Christmas season comes earlier and earlier every year, and then you get stabbed in the middle of singing a hymn and you have to scream. youtu.be/jiErbpZHfbk?...

“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”

BUS RIDES IN CITES SHOULD BE FREE.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Clocking in at the dick sucking factory, only to be told that management is laying off 30% of the workforce and replacing them with AI. Everyone who's left now has to spend their time correcting the dicks the AI incorrectly sucked

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if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics

Senior developer/analyst for a tech company and I don't know how to operate the soap dispenser in the break room. Sometimes it's motion activated & you just hold your mug under it. Sometimes that does nothing. Button on top activates an indicator light but doesn't dispense. It's too hi tech for me.

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

I’ll believe AI is art when its dad makes it cry by saying it should have gone into finance instead

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

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"TERRIBLE THINGS ARE HAPPENING OUTSIDE. AT ANYTIME OF NIGHT AND DAY POOR HELPLESS PEOPLE ARE BEING DRAGGED OUT OF THEIR HOMES" - ANNE FRANK, 01/13/1943

My dad used to swear when he worked on cars, as if it would make tools and parts cooperate more. I continue that tradition, swearing at the crochet hook and yarn.

ICE has such a bad reputation, the white rapper turned carpenter has rebranded himself as just "Vanilla."

Post your getaway vehicle. I have a false memory of owning a Matchbox car of Quincy's coroner wagon.

What do you call a rudimentary lasso used by the collective working class? The proto lariat of the proletariat.

Choir, let me share a thought with you. If justice for child rapists disrupts society, then society needed to be disrupted. Oh, he's a job creator? Oh, the economy will suffer? Oh, the uncertainty? Oh, our whole political system? If it's built on raping children, burn it all the fuck down. Amen.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

"Slovenia! Slovakia! Hassenpfeffer incorporated!"

Ponied up for a month of newspapers.com, went right to the New York Daily News and quickly found this gem from Feb 16, 1936.

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

New job title to add to my email signature: "Gatekeeper of Reinventing Wheels"

Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas

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Melinda usually has a perfect memory for music from late 80s, early 90s. She can name that tune after 2-3 notes or seconds. Last week we heard opening of "Delirious" playing in some store & Melinda said, "Eddie Murphy?" I'll never let her live it down, altho I can see where confusion comes from.

I got a nice promotional pen from an Amish market today. The clicker end has a rubber tip, presumably to use as a stylus on touch screens.

If a giant ape did a certain French dance at the Concatenation Convention in Jackson, it would be King Kong's cancan at ConCon.

For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there. 💩🧊🧪 By @chazhutton.com

How much you wanna bet you could quit gambling any time you want?

Open AI loses copyright case in Germany. Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."

Why is a bank robber giving up so easily in the middle of a gunfight? Why did he bring a crowd of people to cheer him on? Who chose the snacks to sell at this spectacle? Listen to find out! archive.org/details/tgim...

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

‘I met a man at a party. He said "I'm writing a novel" I said "Oh really? Neither am I.”

[Extremely Upton Sinclair voice] 🎵You know where you are? You’re in The Jungle, baby! You’re gonna dieeeee!🎵