Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/

This dude on TikTok is trying to help his wife get a job, so he wrote a song. I've had this stuck in my head for the past couple of days. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fQQP8S/

Money-saving proposal: in place of quarterly or annual conferences explaining the status of the company, just play "EVERYTHING IS AWESOME" from Lego Movie. Even when the economy sucks or company is performing poorly, they just say we're taking action to become AWESOME. youtu.be/StTqXEQ2l-Y?...

*Unless you're with ICE, in which case, have you ever done a polar bear plunge? It's a great way to prove to everyone how tough and manly you are. You should totally try it.

Is there an expression in Arabic that means roughly "from your mouth to God's ears"? Because "inshallah" sounds cooler than "if the good Lord's willing & the creek don't rise."

Sure, human coupling provides pleasant sensations, but have you ever watched all 10 seasons of the British medical comedy Doc Martin plus the movies? While coupling?

In 2026, we watch Star Trek, "City on the Edge of Forever," in which our heroes travel back to ~1930. For viewers in 1966 when it aired, that was only 36 years in their past. Star Trek often brought up Nazis, because the end of WWII was only 21 years in their past.

Relentless negativity against my product (grimdark fanfic of Little House on the Prairie) is hurting society and has done a lot of damage.

We do this with Jira. Why do actual work when you can spend your time meeting to talk about how to document the time you spend within arbitrary 2 week periods, estimating how much time you'll need, revising your estimate to make it look like you were right, meeting to estimate tasks for next period,

Remember a few decades ago when an obsessed astronaut wore an adult diaper for a long distance road trip to stalk the subject of her adoration? What if she hijacked a bus to do it? Lifetime Channel, I will write this for you cheap. True crime or romcom, whichever you want.

My self-published novels & story collections could falter without wider adoption and purchase by readers. Everyone who doesn't want to be left behind should buy my books.

Watching British tv or movies with subtitles or captions on is educational. I had no idea that the sound babies make is "grizzling" or seagulls "mewing." It's like finding out that French roosters call "cocorico!" instead of "cock-a-doodle-doo!"

US justifications for making war on other countries: Venezuela - dangerous drug cartels! Greenland & Denmark - national security! Cuba - I thought I saw a wasp! Mongolia - it's Tuesday!

"Whoa, look at that dumbass with the Tesla down there. Pretty sure we'll never meet him."

Broad generalizations are easier, but anyone around the world should be able to see their own nation is made up of ppl with a mix of opinions & worldviews, & same with the province they live in, the city, neighborhood, even your extended family. Americans are guilty of it too. Maybe the best ever!

My dad was in the Navy from ~1971-1973. Six weeks of it he spent on a ship cruising from San Diego to Guantanamo & back. Is there some way to find out which ship? I have his discharge paperwork but I don't think it went into detail. Probably even routine ship movements are classified for 100yrs.

Great performance. Even better since they don't get pulled off course by the audience clapping at the wrong rhythm for two minutes before they find it. Clapping on the 1s and 3s isn't that hard, people. youtu.be/DvJUPyK-Vws?...

I watched the pilot of Baa Baa Black Sheep, a Stephen Cannell tv show that ran 1976-1978. I think my dad liked it bc, like Top Gun, it was about saucy Naval fighter pilots. The squadron leader's solution is often to fistfight his men, then everyone's happy afterward & respects each other. 🙄

[Lines throughout the episode have slight reverb applied, except for Narrator since he exists in a nether realm.]

Ad from Pep Comics, Vol 1, No 69, September 1948.

Cover of The Kilroys, November 1948, No. 14.

“Did you find background music for the toddlers drinking milk spot?” “Yeah boss. Real Michael Mann gritty nightlife style, just like you wanted.”

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Half the battle with this guy is just reiterating government can and already does good things that are so ubiquitous they’ve become invisible. He’s able to remind you in a way that you understand that good government can exist outside of a 24/7 vengeance operation, and in NYC already does.

Wolfenstein 3 reportedly in development from game studio or industry that can't count. www.ign.com/articles/wol...

A four foot long strip of rubber duckies now come standard on the dash of every Jeep vehicle.

"Eyyyyyy! I'm mall-walkin heah!" - seed idea around which I have written my Midnight Cowboy prequel

*me reading the small print after signing my contract to become a priest* They did what to Christ?

I've been there! I got a t-shirt from GizzardFest 2009 I think. youtu.be/2ae62BsYHYU?...

This 1-Ingredient Recipe for Orange Slices is Disrupting the Tech Industry (Number 4 Makes My Husband Come Screaming Back For More Orange Slices)

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

"Quisling" is a term everyone should know. It's anyone who collaborates with authoritarians. Vidkun Quisling was the head of the Norwegian government under Nazi occupation, similar to Vichy France. His name became synonymous with collaboration. Don't be a quisling. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidkun_...

From the CIA's 1944 Simple Sabotage Field Manual: "Never pass on your skill and experience to a new or less skillful worker." I'm researching this for a story. No, seriously.

Angie Craig is now arguing for the brilliant reform of ... making ICE wear body cameras. Angie, Jonathan Ross filmed himself killing a woman on his own phone and released it to the press.

Ruin a band by changing one letter: And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dear Sodspeed You Black Emperor

I think I would subscribe to a streaming service of every cartoon series or feature that Jason Mantzoukis has been in. The premium service would include live action stuff too. www.imdb.com/name/nm17276...

Jimmy Kimmel offers to let Trump have one of his trophies if he will pull ICE out of Minneapolis.

Look at this absolute queen

Post a game you remember playing that no one else remembers At my middle school, we didn't have "Mathletes" or "Math Olympics," we had "Academic Games" like this one. First time I heard the word "homie" was from a kid I played against, state championships held at Eastern Mich U.

Martin Clunes on the tv show Doc Martin just used the word "brusque" and I had no idea Brits of that region pronounce it like Bruce(k). I've heard Americans pronounce is to rhyme with "dusk."

100%. If you want an alternative slogan you can go with "Abolish ICE before they kill again."

You're telling me a woman was forced to give up her trophy to a biological male

I'm still searching for a word or expression to describe this darker level of doomscrolling. Is there a term for the last thoughts coursing through someone's brain before they expire? Maybe after they've been decapitated.

BREAKING: John Legend is going to turn over his EGOT to Trump.

The 404 broken link page on Kamala Harris dot com is a hilarious and harsh parody of Kamala Harris's rhetoric.

Me, clutching chest: I'm comin, Elizabeth! Her: You're doing the bit from Sanford & Son. Me: No, I'm dying & then I'll be with Elizabeth in Heaven. Her: You never told me about an ex named Elizabeth! Me: I'm going to be with the character Elizabeth Sanford in Heaven. Fred made her sound delightful!

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

If ICE thinks they can intimidate Minnesotans, they might find themselves in a hotter situation than they thought. Yah, a real hotdish. The nazis will be sayin "OPE!"