President BLANK wants to BLANK the BLANK

When I lived in New Zealand for a while, I ran out of funds at the end of my stay, and basically ate potatoes and mussels, and spiralina smoothies for breakfast. Lost a TON of fat and leaned up no end!!

The BBC should offer Donald Trump one of these.. & assure him that in this country it ranks above a Nobel peace prize. #wato

Oxfordshire County Council has clarified that the Ghostbusters hearse would not be exempt from the city’s Congestion Charge. A spokesperson told us “It’s not as simple as buying a hearse. In order to qualify for a permit, you must also be a funeral care business.”

#Scotsky A friend is selling her 2x Hamilton tickets for 19th November at Theatre Royal, Glasgow, after a desperate change in her circumstances .. If thinking of going please consider buying her’s first tixel.com/u/christeenas

Anyone got any spare fucks? Cos I'm all out.

#CurrentView lest we forget...

Morning shower. The towel is warm But there is no time To enjoy it

This is incredible

Every episode of Absolutely Fabulous is suddenly on iplayer 🥳💅

Want to hear a great Michael Biehn story in which he also describes Slough as "a shithole" and talks about buying drugs in Brixton? Of course you do www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_sf...

I always carry a piece of paper in my pocket just in case someone ever tries to attack me with a rock

Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember

“Because I Got It Like That” by Jungle Brothers #nowplaying #6music

me when the AI bubble bursts

If you’re in need of comfort as well as mood-boosting flavour, I’ve got you! #RecipeOfTheDay is Lentils with Tamarind and Dates, a bowlful of earthy, sweet and tangy goodness to make Monday easier. www.nigella.com/recipes/lent...

predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl

Happy 56th anniversary to “Sesame Street,” which made its broadcast debut #OnThisDay in 1969.

I'm selling a ticket for Gary Numan in Glasgow tomorrow night, pls share secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/3E0062CDC...

Monday

Thousands of folk horror fans

WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING...Oh 😳

#booksky Read this. It's funny, it's smart and it's wonderful. It's not a "womens'" book it's a book for anyone who loves smart women.

New album artwork looks questionable

Hey losers, 54% is still a majority…

@craftycow.bsky.social happy birthday, lovely!! I hope you're having a most excellent day and you have cake 🎂🍾🎈

Another BlueSky fake account - worth a preemptive block...

Duke?

The arrival of at least one Coronal Mass Ejection from the sun, brings the likelihood of enhanced geomagnetic activity over the next few nights. Aurora sightings are possible in northern areas of the UK with a lower chance of glimpses as far south as the Midlands.

If you ever get chance to make glass, grab it with both hands. Watch "Blown Away" first, so you hit the ground running. One of the most amazing and rewarding things I've ever had the privilege of doing 👌🏼

Describe your cat's personality with one photo

That lamp looks PISSED.

"Where's your fucking poppy?"

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that...

CPCDroid – an Amstrad CPC Emulator to the Android platform. It is based on PSPCAP32 by Zx81 and using Pelya SDL Android Port and official NDK, the new CPCDroid allows full emulation of the CPC machines (464, 6128, etc…). archivegame.org/cpcdroid/ #game #emulator #amstrad #android

Me, flirting.

Why not treat yourself to an early Christmas present this weekend?

Je suis cette age, aussi... I'm also this old...

The IMAX version of The Fantastic Four on Disney+ ends with a QR code which leads to free comics themed around the film.

Paging @madamegothica.bsky.social This is with cloudy skies, just now...

Explain a film plot badly Some kids. One was asthmatic. They find a ship.

What's got 2 thumbs and a stinking cold just in time for the weekend 😞

#CurrentView #Autumn

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting