Chopmunky
@chopmunky.bsky.social
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I’m nothing special; in fact, I’m a bit of a bore.
Got you a present, babes x
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Wednesday;
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Tuesday:
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Robots in Hell 🎸
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Chris Webb
2 days ago
Facebook targeted ads that really know their demographic: I'm 54, so am naturally concerned about home heating and efficiency. But I also really love a drawing where something looks like a knob.
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Morning, gang 👋
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*Genuflects in claret and blue*
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Angry People in Local Newspapers
3 days ago
One thing has led to another, and now I have a folder full of news headlines about people getting beaten off. I offer no apology at all.
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Adi 🏴⚓️
3 days ago
“To avoid any embarrassment to the individual, a fire service spokesman declined to comment when asked the size ring spanner.”
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Pandemic bants
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Meanwhile, in Australia… 🇦🇺
3 days ago
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Pandemic bants
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"Roll with the punches!" my old neighbour used to say. Lovely man, very aggressive cafe owner.
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Paul Burley
4 days ago
You could *almost* excuse them for wanting a more appealing image, but this is exactly why gen AI content is a slippery slope. Most people won’t question this for a second and others will start questioning the legitimacy of authentic images altogether. Convenient little alibi to have, isn’t it? 🤔
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Lockdown bants
4 days ago
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Happy Saturday, kids ❤️
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Be more Welsh 🏴
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🚨 DOG SPAM KLAXON! 🚨 Some doggo content from my dog walking day job 🐾❤️
6 days ago
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Still true! Vote to keep fascist Reform out, yeah 😎
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Prof. Ian Walker
9 days ago
I can't believe that, almost a year later, the Shrek gravestone still hasn't sold
add a skeleton here at some point
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Ron Filipkowski
9 days ago
In UNO that means you are losing.
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John Edwards
10 days ago
I've been in Portmeirion and accidentally recreated a meme.
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Reverend Chapman
11 days ago
If your business has a website, you may want to have an app developed. Here’s a quick guide on how to make that decision: Does your website function? If the answer is yes, don’t release an app. If the answer is no, fix your website and don’t release an app.
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Marvin Gaye with all the questions
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Meet your heroes! A brilliant night at the Brudenell watching The Adam Buxton Band. I’ve loved Adam’s work for years now, and seeing his new project, with some of the Metronomy band members, was really special.
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Owen Jones
12 days ago
A retweet by Zack Polanski is now the main story across every single media outlet. Two days ago, it was revealed that Nigel Farage failed to disclose a £5 million gift from a crypto-billionaire. It gets nowhere near the media attention, for straightforward political reasons.
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#DogsOfBluesky
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Grammar is important:
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Don’t forget to vote in the upcoming local election:
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#NowReading
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Richard Binns
14 days ago
OTD in 2006, Elisabeth Sladen returned to the role of Sarah Jane Smith in "School Reunion" - where she met David Tennant's Tenth Doctor. For this iconic scene, we have dug out the rushes to show you an exclusive new look at how this scene looked from the opposite camera.
#DoctorWho
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UNSEEN FOOTAGE: Sarah Jane Smith Meets the Tenth Doctor | School Reunion | Doctor Who
YouTube video by Doctor Who
https://youtu.be/RWBBkoDCMpc?si=b22OIxlRI78J12TY
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Splendid advertising enhancement, Rothwell, Leeds 😎
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Dog walking is serious business
#DogsOfBlueSky
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Bryan Blessed
15 days ago
"In the UK we called it 'Boss Cat' because we had a cat food brand called 'Top Cat' which, of course, was problematic for a publicly-funded BBC. However, it was lost on nobody that, whatever it was called, it was basically just Sergeant Bilko with cats, and that is what unites our countries today."
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Dog walking is serious business
#DogsOfBluesky
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17 days ago
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Why is it Americans can be so good at school shootings but, when it really matters, they’re next to useless?
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Arfoff
18 days ago
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YouGov has shared the results of their “most offensive swear words” poll and, as someone who thinks cuss words are The Best Thing Ever, it’s cuntingly fucktastic 😎
18 days ago
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It’s always the seagulls’ fault. JUSTICE FOR SEAGULLS.
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Driving back from our meal last night (we’re climbing Snowdon today) and passed by two local sex workers touting for business; we politely declined their offer.
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Spare a thought for the poor Divynals: “When I think about you, I touch myself”. If they’ve got ADHD, they must be constantly exhausted.
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Alistair Coleman
19 days ago
It’s St George’s Boxing Day! Enjoy your cold dragon, patriots.
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