When you are getting the hard sell for anything, you are usually in the process of getting ripped off. Keep that in mind re: AI.

Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham

Twitter (not going to fucking call it X) is literally just the biggest collection of piss boys circle-jerking while yelling out "Exactly!"

Guess who doesn’t have any friends or family who are being targeted for state violence by this administration

Sometimes I really want the affluent, educated, white guys on this app to absolutely, positively STEntireFU.

Conspiracy theory: These “assassination attempts” keep getting hilariously bungled because like everything else, they only hire the least competent people to do the job

First president to traffic and molest his own son’s wife

Well, they met on a dating app for the children of people in the Epstein files. Groomers Only dot com.

This is one of my favorite paintings that I've made. I really had fun making it #art #watercolor #painting #illustration

We have a mystery on our hands! ...that chandelier looks a little precarious. Who can you trust? #art #watercolor #painting #illustration

my wife had a dream about people with potted plants on their heads. I just had to paint her dream :) #art #watercolor #painting #illustration

Deleting the post this is in reply to (screenshot below) because this chart is both misleadingly presented and has incorrect numbers. I apologize for the error. Man, who would bother making a fucking chart in order to lie like this? (Squints at the sourcing) ahhhhhh...

This headline is hilarious when you learn that the rocket toppled over in a fiery explosion on landing

God, it rules so much that he skipped his son's wedding because he was so busy, only to sit around making posts about Hulk Hogan.

Joe Rogan now has the favorability distribution of a Fox News host. Remember all the 2024-2025 hot takes lmaoooo via @carlbeijer.bsky.social

There’s something about this, looking at Trump’s sneer that now no one is watching Colbert, the realization that there are a lot of people in power who don’t understand the pleasure of doing something because it’s something you enjoy doing and do well, as opposed to getting more power.

Futilely explaining to my cat that love is a transactional biological strategy to promulgate a species by improved living conditions, as she kneads my chest to sleep through the night.

*places a piece of shaved Parmesan on my wife’s tongue like a communion wafer*

I want to preface this by saying this is a totally fine article and @jbendery.bsky.social is great, etc. However, it does what I've noticed a lot of other articles on the topic do, which worries me: it focuses on the "forced outing" stuff, not the total ban on discussing trans people/issues.

Release the #EpsteinFiles! Punish the guilty and their enablers. No more delays. No more cover-ups. Justice matters.

If the fanbase doesn’t whine about the finale for years on end, was the show even good?

Rep. Dan Meuser says Trump is making "reparations to those who were wronged by Biden"

Primary these fucks out. -Henry Cuellar of Texas -Don Davis of North Carolina -Cleo Fields of Louisiana -Laura Gillen of New York -Vicente González of Texas -Marcy Kaptur of Ohio -Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington -Eugene Vindman of Virginia #transnews www.erininthemorning.com/p/8-congress...

tim walz's "fuck those guys" is a legitimately good slogan for any democrat running for anything this year or in 2028 or ever

CASE DEEP-SIXED Today's @chicago.suntimes.com front page story on the dropped charges in the "Broadview Six" case, following revelations of prosecutorial misconduct before a grand jury: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

“There have always been bad things” is trivially true in the same way “everything is made of atoms” is true, but I’d still rather have an ice cream cone than a shit sandwich.

I feel like the practice is nontrivial because it has implications like whether an insane senile reality TV host who thinks Ohio was conquered by cat-eating Haitians has nuclear weapons.

See, the thing is that whether USAID was a cynical op to expand imperial influence or a sincere act of goodwill from the United States, all those Africans are still dead.

“Thank goodness that the ICE agent didn't panic and murder someone” is a weird way to demonize the protestors.

*Youth pastor sermon voice* "You know who, when faced with mortal danger, acknowledged that Hell was real? A man known as Han Solo"

I disagree, literally every pizza place. You SHOULD cut all the way through the crust.

You can’t write about Israelis raping Palestinian prisoners within three months of an attack on David Frum’s childhood synagogue in Toronto, but you can compare Hamas to the German army and lie about the causes of the Gaza famine within days of the massacre of Muslims at a mosque in San Diego

Outside Stephen Colbert’s theater. A chalk message on Broadway in front of the theater, praising Colbert and criticizing Trump and CBS is washed away.

The one upside of these periodic small farm crazes is that they lead to an inevitable uptick in hilarious stories about escaped and minimally-supervised goats, emus, and llamas wrecking havoc in the suburbs.

just a friendly Octo-friend giving some skeletons, bison and ladies a present while mermaids braid their tails below. It's a tale as old as time #art #watercolor #painting #illustration

///BREAKING/// The Broadview Six trial has been VACATED due to the grand jury developments

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

Archaeologists in 2759: These were called “Tumblers.” Blank ones were used for drinking both hot and cold liquids, and ones with lettering on them indicate status - employers would provide them on anniversaries or other milestones.

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

Mark Zuckerberg's G700 Landed in San Jose, California, United States. Apx. flt. time 16 min.

Before the Iran War, Fox personalities pushed the narrative that low gas prices and a healthy economy go hand in hand.

Incredible. The newly-published DNC autopsy of 2024 is 192 pages. *Zero* mentions of the words "Israel," "Palestine," or "Gaza." (DNC Chair Ken Martin concedes the autopsy does not meet his standards, nor would it meet yours).

The "Liberal Media" was always a myth but it's wild that we blew past its total and utter debunking without comment

🔥 SPRINGSTEEN: "I’m here to support Stephen Colbert, the first guy who lost his show because a president can't take a joke - and the Ellisons feel they need to kiss his ass… small-minded people with no idea what freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about." 🇺🇸

Seattle Mayor Apologizes to Starbucks, Thought It Knew Everyone Here Hated Them Already: tinyurl.com/yt2k2d3t

This is Enron-like. SpaceX has committed $1.6 billion to lease a data center in Mississippi. But instead of simply saying that, they structure it as an unconsolidated 49.9% interest in a joint venture. The only source of revenue for the "joint venture" is... the SpaceX lease. /6

Mamdani isn’t “your normal Democrat” either. Polis kowtowed to a sundowning traitor. He knew it would end his political career. Colorado needs to investigate him - his finances to start. Try to keep charges at a state level so he can’t escape justice

I support the Colorado Democratic Party's censure of Polis. But that's not enough. The General Assembly should reconvene to investigate and hold him accountable. And if he commuted Tina Peters' sentence at the behest of Trump, surrendering Colorado's sovereign authority, he should be impeached.