New gig tomorrow. And this one is hybrid working, so straight into the office first thing. I knew my crippling anxiety would come in handy eventually.

Have a nice hot drink, that'll warm you up. Have a nice hot drink, that'll cool you down.

Andy McCluskey of OMD later become a judge on Strickly. #TOTP

If AI existed in 1991, this is what its attempt at dance music would be. #TOTP

Flawless lip syncing KLAXON. #TOTP

Happy #Ultraman60th. An endearing 1960s cultural icon. An alien defender of Earth. A team of human friends. A new face every so often. Crazy gadgets. Blokes in rubber monster suits. A human host who's... bigger on the inside. Erm, did Japan invent Doctor Who at the same time? #UltramanDay #ウルトラマンの日

Saw a meme of GenZ baffled by how pre-internet travel worked, and realized we’ve crossed an enshittification threshold where IRL services that once seemed outdated, like travel agents, now seem luxurious: “You meet with a human expert who plans out your whole trip with you” sounds incredible now tbh

morning

Person dies. Person speaks ill of them. Person chastises them for speaking ill of the dead. Rinse. Repeat. HAPPY FRIDAY, THOUGH!

Just heading out. BRB.

If you see this, post a STAR TREK.

@mancjules.bsky.social Happy birthday, flowerpot! X

The UK is crap at many MANY things, but creativity isn't one of them. The arts are for everyone, they enrich our lives. Unless we're planning to replace music, films, TV, games and theatre with spreadsheets, maybe this isn't the thing to cut.

'HYDRATION BREAK'

Every one of these 'tell it like it is, facts don't care about your feelings' bores fold like a cheap suit at the merest hint of pushback. Pathetic, whining little men.

America getting a bonk-on for 250 years, though. If we see a building that old on a High Street we stick a Billy Hill's in it.

Peter Sissons punches Alan Sugar in "Super Gay Sauna Simulator" by Codemasters. On level 2 you wank off Su Pollards ex by waggling the joystick.

In a restaurant that apparently has a picture of Sigourney Weaver.

Privatisation 'benefits': 1. Efficiency and productivity 2. Capital investment and innovation 3. Lower prices through competition 4. Lower burden on public finances 5. No political interference Reality: 1-3. No. 4. We bail them out when it goes wrong. 5. Unless they misbehave, which they always do.

Not when you're armed with Letraset transfers. 💥

This looks like a Populate-Your-Own Cold War Steve template.

The way Kelsey Lu sings the line "Cutting Off The Head Of A Ghost" sounds really Hull and now I can't unhear it. #GURST www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-aB...

“Well, that’s the last time I play the tart for you Jerry” - I loved Margot. #penelopekeith #thegoodlife

Can someone please set Microsoft on fire

Tuesday

She was class in Futurama though.

Because I am an expert in this field, for those wondering, the World Cup is basically a str8 Eurovision.

And that treat is a cool bastard breeze. Finally.

And den hi go take dem to di bowling alley

I'm less concerned about the interview than I am about Madonna's missing eyebrows. #GrahamNorton

He later trained as an actor. You might remember him as Sherlock.

Orac is that you?

A dog playing a piano.

I love you, Lovarzri, but it's hotter than a glassblower's arse out there, this is not the time to flog me an 18-foot woolly Doctor Who scarf.

Taylor Swift is totally gonna play her own music at her own wedding, isn't she?

I know the cover's just a Photoshop comp, but JFC, stop trying to build these Doctor Who worlds through every medium *except* TV. Give these three a spin-off. No lore or baggage. Just Jo Martin as 'The Doctor' taking absolutely no shit across time and space.

That feels like the natural successor to BBC Question Time that we all need. Make it so, powers that be.

I'm always chuffed when my CPAP device gives me full marks on my night's sleep. Do I feel more rested? No. Do I feel efficiently exhausted? Yes. 🫥

"SEVEN! SEVEN BRITISH PRIME MINISTERS! AH-HA-HA-HA!"

Oh FFS, we're here again. Even though I'm not Kier Starmer's biggest fan, I was hoping this wouldn't be normalised after the jokers we had during the Conservative government.

Today's pollen forecast.

POP FACTS: Michael Jackson got all of his moves from Bruce Forsyth.

Watching that biographical film about the Jacksons. I know Michael was very 'white' towards the end, but I'm not sure about having John Travolta play the part. It feels wrong.

Is there a podcast for people who've never listened to a podcast? There's just so many. And I have to start somewhere, if at all.

This upcoming Harry Potter TV series has taken a rather sinister direction.

See also: - Buffy: New Sunnydale - Doctor Who (Disney co-production) - BBC Three, probably

My main worry is that we’re banning social media for kids but not AI. So you can’t speak to real people online anymore, kids, but you sure can talk to your fake artificial friend who weirdly loves to talk about taking your own life!

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. C.A.B. - weird shenanigans in a junk shop. Thanks to people on the internet, after years of being told I was confusing it with sodding Chocky by John Wyndham, I can finally prove I wasn't.