I wrote one of the episodes for the newly relaunched Play For Today, which starts tonight (my episode is on in a couple of weeks). This is an article about that . www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

I'll always keep Facebook, me. #TwinPeaksShitPosting

Wes Streeting looks like Pinocchio if, instead of becoming a real boy, he’d turned into an Assistant Manager at a branch of Currys.

To be fair, I think the new Dr. Who and their trusty sidekick are going to be great.

Corrie has gone all Peep Show.

KT Tunstall's tech support company: Suddenly, IT

th3 alg0r1thm iz bR0k3n.

The four young lads from Stranger Things on The One Show right now.

Still can’t get over the idea that anyone feels the need to edit footage to make Tr*mp look like an ignoramus. He provides that material every waking moment, no editing required, free of charge. Of course, the BBC can do better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AijN...

I have no problem with the license fee, but feel it would be better spent on Emu's Broadcasting Company.

Jasper Carrot as Buffalo Bill has been on.

It's like asking why Gen Z enjoy breathing so much.

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Ah, so you’ve dragged the fake plastic tree out of the loft and plastered it all over your socials, have you? It looks lovely.

Our new book Box of Delights: The Story of BBC Children's Television is out later this month. Here's author Richard Marson signing title pages for the limited edition hardback ahead of binding. Order now from tenacrebooks.co.uk/

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

Fine Art Giclee Prints added to my shop - collhamilton.bigcartel.com/category/fin... #art #artist

NO, CAVE GUY, DON'T DO THAT

Share a reboot or remake television series you love! 📺 My choice: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (Yes, there was a film that came first. And yes, you forgot.)

Alright, BBC News. Calm down.

I miss this.

And those items from Godzilla are: - Vengeance for humanity’s environmental crimes - A subtle bajillion megaton reminder who’s boss

Happy National Retinol Day.

Has Ed Gamble been raiding Alan Partridge's wardrobe for The Celebrity Traitors: Uncloaked?

Alan has played a blinder. It's tearing him apart, yet he's taken relish and delight in KILLING CELIA, THE BASTARD. Never forget. Never forgive. #CelebrityTraitors

Fucking license fee for *THIS*. #CelebrityTraitor

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. No. #CelebrityTraitors

"Yourself" #CelebrityTraitors

I’ve had a couple of enquiries about portrait commissions for Christmas this week - I’ve added some spots for commissions to my shop, limited in number to give me plenty of time to complete them - collhamilton.bigcartel.com/category/com... #art #artwork

Remember, remember... to buy forks. Or something. #VforViennetta

Well, I’ve just seen this picture of Christopher Lee, and now you have too.

The Great British Bake Off has had its day. Time for something new. Time to find the next Fanny Cradock. I can see it now: 'Searching For Fanny' on Channel 4. #GBBO

Just give the world what it wants: sodding Biscoff. #GBBO

Oh, fuck off. #JohnLewis #AndAllChristmasAdverts #AndAllAdverts #GBBO

Taking a hot dog finger, slapping some icing on it, and confidently calling it a bun is what truly puts the 'British' in The Great British Bake Off. #GBBO

Every time I see the Manga series 'Dandadan' referenced.

Happy Godzilla Day. youtu.be/4FXjq2eFCIM?... 💚

Slogans aren’t what they used to be.

Lovely to see community events making a cumback.

A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif

Using his face for a Batman logo is a bit literal, but whatever.

Strictly: "We're getting to the halfway point of the competition now..." Only halfway? I’ve seen couples meet, marry, have kids and divorce since this series started. JFC.

Dom Littlewood is on Richard Osman's House of Games and I have to remind myself he's not the sex pest one, that's the other one.

The Shiningg (1980) Stanley Kubrick

Long shot (mainly due to how little engagement I get on here), but I'm looking for freelance writers with an interest, or specialism in, classical music. If you are one, or know one, please give me a shout.

It is highly recommended that you do not throw away your DVD player, even if you have not used it since The Da Vinci Code. You will need it to experience the breathtaking spectacle that is @brianbutterfield.bsky.social. brianbutterfield.limitedrun.com/products/870... BUY NOW!

ALAN! YOU CUNT! #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

I'm glad I didn't tap on this sooner. because that would have zapped any vestige of productivity I had for today. g.co/doodle/xatxs...

Don't go big, and stay at home. That is the saying.

Anyway, this is what I was attempting, a suitably Halloween-y nightmare-fuelled backdrop for Teams calls (because this is very important work, clearly). Download the full res here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/itgx5...