Diet tip. Try to avoid this as a quick snack. It's pure sugar.

Joanna Lumley as Purdey in the tv series 'The New Avengers' (1976-77). Coming soon to dvd, blu-ray & 4k format!

Dear Dunelm. Just fixing your 'wall art'. As you were. #LiveLaughLove

Just sorting out my Brit Card, BRB.

Followed the link on Popbitch to the Guardian's collection of £380 sweatshirts that guarantee that you look like you cry after sex. linguafranca.nyc/collections/...

Why I post.

Incorrect: it's Tokyo. As you were.

Had another sleep study last night, the exact same one I paid privately for a year ago to speed things up. My GP screwed up, so here we are, back to square one (great use of NHS people and resource there 👀). No CPAP for a night and I feel ghastly. Hard to believe I lived like this for 20+ years.

First line of your folk horror novel, right there.

Spaced is 26 today! It's better than Friends. Fight me.

Maybe I'll plop them onto Redbubble. Maybe I won't. #Earthshock

I've been usability testing things with people for quite a number of years now and if there's one thing I will take away from this part of the design process, it's this: It never gets old.

All this sodding AI and you still have to keep an eye on the toaster.

Decorating the flat

🎶 When your eel gets all wack On a Thames full of gak That’s a moray 🎶

POP FACT: Phil Collins once performed a duet with Errol Brown from Hot Chocolate which was released as an extra on the VHS of Buster. #TOTP

He’s like a Brian Butterfield fancy dress costume. Hairy Casual Man #totp

What’s that hair?! Does he put it on with the suit? #TOTP

As if I wasn't already ashamed of this country, this one just amplifies it further. Ghastly, ghastly CUNTS. #TOTP

Jason "J" Brown of 5ive is from Hampshire, seemingly twinned with [checks notes] The Bronx. #TOTP

I'm sure Margot Kidder is B*witched's estranged mam, you know. #TOTP

Out of curiosity, is the Independent Press Standards Organisation still running?

My favourite Doctor Who is David Capaldi.

Got my Gorillaz: The Mountain Tour tickets booked for Manchester next year. They're my second favourite animated band (after Jem and the Holograms).

A bit of silliness from 2021. Kong's first line is taken directly from the 2007 BBC adaptation of Elizabeth Gaskell's Cranford.

Only 100 days until Christmas. Plenty of time to ignore it until it’s 3 days away.

I see that Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula is on BBC Two right now, a movie which generated maybe the most pointless novelisation ever.

All of these people work, they contribute. Professions range from builders, to accountants, to teachers, even a biochemist. This to me, is 'uniting the kingdom'. Not making people feel uncomfortable, not waving flags in people's faces, not bellowing about it all.

Quality AND quantity of sleep might be basic stuff many people take for granted, but for me, this is huge. I’ve never had a score like this since starting CPAP therapy for sleep apnea, and it’s happened 2 nights in a row. Down to just 1 event per hour (compared to 60 per hour without CPAP)! 🤯

Knuckle dragging thug neighbour has erected a 🇬🇧 flag, because of course he has. Is anyone making emoji flags? I'd quite like one that reads '👉🏻🏠💩'. Again, it's never about national pride, it's always about being a callous, ignorant prick.

This also happened at the Tarkovsky retrospective when they had the wrong aspect ratio for Andrei Rublev

And a shoutout for our brilliant Box of Delights cover artists. The limited edition hardback is by veteran cartoonist Paul Cemmick and the paperback edition features illustrations by our talented friend @gkw.bsky.social. 🖍️

Going to switch from coffee to matcha for 5 days, just to see if it turns me into a superhuman like they say it will.

Was everyone's first response to this story that it would make a great film?

Given their role in being an alibi for HRH Nonce Andrew, is this really such a wise play on words? #BantzThoLadz

Evergreen reminder: Cancel LinkedIn premium before your free trial ends, because nobody pays for this shite, right?

Doctor Who: Season One! #DoctorWho #DoctorWhoArt #NgutiGatwa #MillieGibson

Doctor Who: Season Two! #DoctorWho #DoctorWhoArt #NgutiGatwa #VaradaSethu

Imagine having to use Teams in any capacity, and also knowing it's your fault.

Tonight, I'll be heading to Castlefield Bowl for the Laughterama festival. Castlefield Bowl is an open air venue here in Manchester. #PrayForPaul

I can hear Fields Of Gold Festival from my house. It's a weekend of tribute acts, apart from Bez. He's the real Bez, because of course he is. You can't fake Bez. 🪇 🪇 🪇 🪇

Pic of the day: Godzilla's ear wax irrigation treatment. Look at him, he loves it.

This is not gay enough, TBF.

Recruiter: So, tell me what the ideal client would be for you to take a permanent role. Me: They're in Japan, it's a 3 hour working day, they do it just for fun, everyone speaks fluent English, and it comes with free digs. [Sound of call ending] Hello?

Ok, so maybe I WILL watch the entirety of Buffy the Vampire Slayer from scratch AGAIN. You can't stop me.

Me: AI can jog on. Also me: Reimagine Doctor Who as a Japanese Tokusatsu production during the Showa era. 10/10, would watch.

Meditation expert: Clear your mind. Me: [Thinks every thought I've ever had] Good morning.

Happy 50th Birthday to the brilliant Zygons - one of the best designed monsters to ever appear in Doctor Who. 🥳

Garbage's debut album 'Garbage' turned 30 a couple of weeks ago. As you were. #ShirleyMansonStan4Lyfe