Tax on people who stand too close to the bus doors and get in the way of people getting off as if the driver is going to see them but drive off if they're further than 2 inches from the doors.

She probably thought this was a clever line, it just seems childish.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

You guys interested in more stuff I pulled from Ron Moore’s ‘90s AOL chats with DS9 fans? This was in reaction to a Season 5 ep retconning Dr. Bashir’s history. OH NO! The sacred CANON was violated! Ron has the correct perspective (and more patience than I would have.)

Don’t believe Nigel Farage’s denials. He targeted me for being Jewish – and it hurt | Peter Ettedgui

The phrase "trans activist" is goofy because like 95% of the time it's used it refers to a trans person simply existing. Media, pointing at a woman buying a coffee: behold, a trans activist. Woman: buying coffee is not activism stop being so fucking weird Media: trans activist criticizes media

He harrangued Victoria Coren Mitchell on Twitter purely because one of the contestants on Only Connect is trans. Pathological behaviour.

But he wasn't doing it in a hurtful or insulting way, right?

It’d be exciting to think that Bluesky has people pretending to be American like Twitter but I honestly don’t think they could talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9 the way it’s expected here without having watched all the episodes a dozen times

Listening to Men At Arms on Audible and I like that Jon Culshaw has made Bloody Stupid Johnson sound like Boris.

My show Hive Mind is on again this Saturday in Dublin. An interactive gaming experience whre the audience guided by the host use their phones to control various games. Solve a crossword, balance a see-saw, cplete a quiz and more! #speirgorm Tickets here: www.eventbrite.ie/e/hive-mind-...

Use, and I cannot state this enough, libraries. UK/RoI authors get paid for library borrows. More than you'd think!

Oh look, my university's about to lose £21 million because Labour want to appease some mythical racists who won't vote for them anyway.

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

🎵"Whoa we're halfway there. Whoa oh" 🎵

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

A classic from the COVID conspiracy genre

(government minister reading a report on the thousandth clinical drug trial of a pill that eliminates poverty, with a 100% success rate, that generates 10 times the value it costs to produce & makes government ministers public heroes) I don't understand, so the poor are made to suffer how, exactly?

Elon's going to be so jealous.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

This is the man who thinks we should abandon the BBC for GB News. Gives you a good idea of how he views journalism.

why can they not just fix it

BBC News: "the government believe refugees are deliberately bringing their children to avoid deportation" As opposed to doing what with their children??

Vote Labour

I wrote a whole thing about it that I'm now trying to add into my presentation like an idiot. A pure fool.

Okay, let's heal the rift with some gentle humour: How many Labour MPs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to ask Nigel Farage if he needs anything else doing around Number 10 before he moves in.

Bill should say that it was true and that he was rubbish.

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Under new plans to be unveiled by Labour, UK citizenship test has a whole section on Northern Ireland. If you get any of them right, you don't get citizenship.

All those people who keep saying Nintendo should have full voice acting in their games have just felt their monkey paw curl.

This is a great opportunity to really fuck up childrens' sense of self.

The new Bond game is set when he's young and starting out. Just do that. Or just have him turn up being Bond. It doesn't matter.

I’ve written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage urging them to condemn Donald Trump’s attack on the BBC. The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.

Typical victim mentality.

If the BBC called Trump's bluff and went to court, would it hinge on proving whether he incited an insurrection or not?

There's an advert on the radio where it rapidly lists all the chancellors by their first names. I keep mishearing Nadhim as Nadine and thinking what a loss it is that Dorries never got the chance.

Now would be a good time for the BBC to get the Epstein files.

They should have a guest DG every week. Worked for HIGNFY.

Floella Benjamin for DG.

Been to see @wifiwars.bsky.social twice, won WiFi Wars twice.

Was trying to find a Linda Belcher collection with her talking about the Mayor to use going “People who weren’t overtly political until the last few weeks” and someone’s already beaten me to it

“Where’s your fucking Poppy?”

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Zack Polanski here, just casually ratioing Labour on their own Facebook attack ad. (Around 600 positive reacts to the original, 1.9k to his reply.)