We're spoilt for choice on MyCrossword this week! Have picked two cryptics to stream from setters we haven't attempted in a while: Fez (as Blancheflower) @cranberryfez.bsky.social and Longyfan @longyfan.bsky.social. Join us at 12 noon GMT! #CrypticSunday twitch.tv/crypticsunday

Now listen here Mcvitie's. I get that these jokes are meant to be bad, but surely they're not meant to be grammatically inconsistent. For the 'fillet' pun to work, the question needs a singular noun, not plural. 🤨

#thefilmcrowd Gothtober: we always finish with a building on fire. Noirvember: Hold my beer.

#thefilmcrowd well, that went well.

#thefilmcrowd I'm enjoying some of the cinematography here.

#thefilmcrowd So you've gotta a be a guy with a bigger-than-usual box.

#thefilmcrowd well that'll be a yes then, jinx

#thefilmcrowd was that Trapper John?

#thefilmcrowd jinx lewis

#thefilmcrowd musical interlude ... to get past the casual racism moment

#thefilmcrowd Melton. Ah yes, where the pork pies come from.

#thefilmcrowd music by John Lewis? He later moved on to making schmaltzy Christmas adverts...

#thefilmcrowd howdy folks.

#thefilmcrowd ... and somehow, about 3 mins behind the rest of you, I get THE END. Cheers all and good night.

#thefilmcrowd One of those noir movies where most of the deaths are due to lung cancer.

#thefilmcrowd "You're not even looking at how pretty they are ... and these earrings too."

#thefilmcrowd The money's now all soaked in gasoline? I'm sure THAT'S not going to matter later.

#thefilmcrowd Jack's taking a few more slaps there...

#thefilmcrowd Croupier sounds like a Mel Blanc character.

#thefilmcrowd "Where in Mexico?" "Tijuana. He's taken up the trumpet and changed his name to Herb Alpert."

#thefilmcrowd Evening all :-)

Shout-out to whoever was the setter of the five-clue cryptic in today's i paper, for this spot: "Let down by two white key separated by the black key between them (7)"

Suddenly out of nowhere I have in my head the image of William Shatner doing Roy Batty's rooftop speech. "I have seen ... THINGS. You people. Wouldn't. Believe."

Okay, so Words With Friends accepts "berk" as a word, but not "berks".

Streaming crosswords in a couple of hours, join us at 12 noon GMT to help solve new cryptics by Skirwingle @skirwingle.bsky.social and LeoNessie @joeleisen.bsky.social! #CrypticSunday twitch.tv/crypticsunday

Composer John Scott is NINETY-FIVE today. That's not bad, is it? 🎂

DEFINITION OF THE DAY lanyard, n. A three-foot network cable.

Nevvahoidovit. Framed #1331 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 framed.wtf

#thefilmcrowd cheers all - that was good. Slightly less posting than usual due to ... y'know, reading the screen. Adios muchachos

#thefilmcrowd Esther Muerta? I thought I knew all these girls' names ;-)

#thefilmcrowd ... athletic, wasn't he? He's done that before!

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur... #thefilmcrowd

#thefilmcrowd fantasmas!

#thefilmcrowd Good lord, there's a chap in this film.

#thefilmcrowd Miss Bernard won't approve of this.

#thefilmcrowd Musical interlude! DRINK!

#thefilmcrowd What's the weather like? "Claudia!"

#thefilmcrowd ah - they're the holdovers!

#thefilmcrowd She seems nice.

#thefilmcrowd how do, amigos?

At least go on and leave a comment to say you hated it before it drowns in its own tears of loneliness. #cryptic #crossword mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2810

Some of #thefilmcrowd might actually get something out of this one...

Okay, here's a #cryptic #crossword appropriate perhaps to the season... www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2810

#thefilmcrowd "Yeah, that's all very well, missy, but granny was the only one of us who knew how to cook dinner."

#thefilmcrowd "Your pretty jewels ... grey and grey, and grey and grey, just like a rainbow."

#thefilmcrowd How do :-)

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

I'm not good at converting time zones but I suspect this is one o'clock in the morning here. 😬

Latest #offgridpod stares deep inside some words, and visits Whicker’s World, if I’ve got that right. https://offgrid.tlmb.net/2025/10/26/silas-mackerel-paddle-ep-62/

#thefilmcrowd cheers all and good night!