Martyn is correct about hillwalking being a hotbed of opportunity for newly singles of a certain edge (from observation, naturally!) #TheArchers

I don't understand #TheArchersXmasBingo Here is my card anyway:

You're not chicken boy, Josh. You're egg boy. #TheArchers

How could I forget to post this yesterday? #TheArchers

Following the controversy over the edited Trump speech, the BBC has been lambasted for its negative and biased portrayal of the leader of a prominent right-wing government… An Evening with Private Eye 2025, out now on YouTube.

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"My husband is probably wrapping his tractor in tinsel right now" "For the tractor run?" "For the what? Oh yes, haha, that's definitely the reason. Not because he's totally mad or anything." #TheArchers

Tonight's episode brought to you by the unfathomable concept of 'driving to Wales' (beyond the bypass). #TheArchers

Seven years gone to Valhalla (he fell in battle against a car). Raise a glass to The Phantom.

@pplonsker.bsky.social Moby Dick 👍

If Robin Ince is really burning bridges, why not name names?

Ffs two decades of weird arm pain has returned after a five year hiatus.

"Did Carly give you a reason for breaking up, son?" "It was a bad line, but I think she said something about a weather vane I forged last week, and a yacht? Oh, and apricots." #TheArchers

Just take Martha to new mummy, I mean Carly's place #TheArchere

Will we have Sven smut tonight? #ISIHAC

#ResidentEvilRequiem I am the same age as Leon. I wonder what other amazing similarities will be revealed?

The 'home made' one looked better than this tbh. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Feck Eddie. #TheArchers

Ah, Esme is like a new Doctor Who companion: someone to explain Daleks to! #TheArchers

Present. #TheArchers

Aw feck! Just remembered!

Lentil ragout on the menu tonight:

'Unhackable'...🤔 #bbcaq

Second ammendment nuts confirmed as full of shit.

a bunch of wikipedia editors made a website where you can stream public domain movies! wikiflix.toolforge.org#/

Hail the new inheritors: www.theguardian.com/environment/...

56 years. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Lol, Russia is going to steamroller Europe? The 'three days to conquer Ukraine' Russia?

999 "Hello caller: compress his chest to the rhythm of #TheArchers music" "The what music?" "Do you know Barwick Green?" "What?" "Oh wait, this might be a completely different radio programme: #LifeLines" "He's dead!" "Oh, that happens: better check up on what my bent cop husband has been doing"

Please die, Larry. #TheArchers

Taser required at the surgery #TheArchers

"Doctor Lamb has phoned in sick?" "Yep, he has a baaaad cold" ##TheArchers

Laughter track on the 6:30 comedy show. 😟

I've always hated that Fat Boy Slim track.

#bbcpm how to fix The House of Lords: put me in there.

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Good night everyone: Slava Ukraini!

J. D. Vance can't grow a proper beard: why yes, I wasn't planning to visit the US any time soon!

"That's no loon, it's a spaced gammon..." #TheArchers

"I felt a great disturbance in the Farce: as if a few dozen maniacs started typing ALL CAPS emails to Feedback about #TheArchers"

JFC FECK OFF WITH THE JANE AUSTEN!

This weird Josh/Lily interaction giving me the heebiejeebies. #TheArchers

"What are you in for, Leonard?" "Arthritis, but if you're talking to Ruth, tell her it's the galloping clap" #TheArchers

Lights are out!

#BBCPM zebra striping? You could just drink shandy.

I now own a metre wheel: let the measuring commence!

Sounds like it's actually getting rougher out there.

Wordle 1,634 6/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Phew!

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