Good night everyone

Uk pub quiz time! Who is the current governor of the Bank of England?

How not to be in the Epstein Files:

Bad old man: "i'm a bad old man, help me" Admit that you were a terrible person, and I will happily wipe your bum and do the other shit no one else will. "No" Fuck that old arsehole.

Josh's misery? Inject it straight into my veins. #TheArchers

How unlike Matthew Syed to bring up his table tennis career: a bit like how Tom Jones never mentions he knew Elvis.

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 6th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 8 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

Good night everyone. (Not you, though!)

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Ski jumpers inflating their dicks was not on my 2026 bingo card.

Late tonight (serious rambling business): lolled at Amber's mum 'oh grow up!'. Started rooting for George to sort his bullshit out and make a decent fist of the situation. Even enjoyed the Ruth/David nonsense as contrast to the simmering malice in the Gordon household. Wtf, I like #TheArchers now??

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"Mr Brown, can you foresee a future for Peter Mandelson?" "Yes: as you know, I am a committed Scottish Presbyterian, so I would expect nothing less for Peter than to die soon and then spend eternity getting punched in the ballsack by a righteously enraged John Prescott."

I haven't tuned into the story, but Julie Hesmondhalgh (sp?) is doing her thing in the background. #R4

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Not satisfied with 'resurrecting' a creepy old bastard, Starmer's necromancy team finally manage to get their man:

We're now in the Mirror Universe: the UK PM appointed a sex offender enabler as ambassador to the Big One, and he hasn't resigned yet.

It's always jarring when R4 dips into strange internet subcultures: like when Digital Human did the Terry Davis episode. You just don't expect this weird shit to collide with reality: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

[Rant]Yanks can stick their stupid date format up their collective arse.[/Rant]

Remember kids, if you find a poop bag hanging from a branch, take it home: it might contain treasure! PSA brought to you by #TheArchers

They had booze in the fridge from Christmas???? #TheArchers

This post is the GOAT.

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Rambling Reviews: Petzl Swift RL head torch. Bright, controls are fiddly and shit (not as shit as Black Diamond's though), has a swappable, expensive rechargeable battery. Verdict: probably good for those ramblers who rarely get lost in the dark, but are addicted to buying gear.

When the inevitable hits the fan: #TheArchers

'Jen' is actually Ruja #CryptoQueen

The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated. www.newsweek.com/minneapolis-...

Sarah McDonald Hughes went for low hanging smut, and I for one approve. 👏👏👏 #TheArchers

The entire Brookfield mob are dead farmers walking now: there is no rational motive for marrying Pip that does not involve murder and inheritance. #TheArchers

Other sex toys are available #TheArchers

Radio kissing klaxon. #TheArchers

Was it a ring? Please tell it was, my smutometer is about to explode. #TheArchers

In an alternate universe: "Stella, I think Rosie may have been at the rat poison!" "She'll be fine!" #TheArchers

Are 'people' mad because the Helen of Troy actor is black?

Small dick energy. #TheArchers

At last! Only took 4 weeks.

Goodnight nice people: may you never have to travel through nine settlements to listen to emotionally stunted men talk about football.

Stand By Me: a movie with amazing young actors (and Wil Wheaton).

@glynb.bsky.social I could do this all night! Journey Into Space next!

@juda1313.bsky.social sorry about involving you in weird UK politics: sending you Mandy vibes 😇

Scrutinise Mandelson's time as N. I. Secretary now.

Going into #CallTheMidwife, lads: surely it won't be as bleak as last week?

Tom is weapons grade thick and asks Natasha’s permission to pee. But his legendary stupidity has had consequences which we all needed protection from.

Now we need to know George's chest size! #TheArchers #WhenIncelsCollide

Fuck off Josh. #thearchers

Josh btfo by the incel! 🤣 #TheArchers

"What's for dinner tonight, Mrs Doyle?"

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