Entering my 50th year on this Earth today!

If you haven't dipped into this already, give your ears a treat. (The first series contains one of the most genuinely terrifying scenes I've heard on radio).

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Did Little Mikey die in vain? #ArtemisII

Ok, so when do we get rocket cars, or will be it just be better velcro? (I know, don't @ me). #Artemis

This is what happens when someone lets a bunch of pretentious maniacs loose on a children's programme:

#Newsnight, just be accurate and call Tim Peake the second Brit in space.

#TheArchers: "Sorry, Khalil, but.."

Stormy evening on Newcastle promenade:

Pros of cats: bed warming. Cons of cats: surrendering said bed.

Good night dears! I keep forgetting that I am employed!

Brb, writing a piece about all the Christian denominations in N. Ireland...

I will be blocking all roads to Newcastle, but mainly to stop wee dickheads annoying everyone with their shitty loud cars.

USA: Epic Fury! Iran: Lol Tolls!

Is the caged budgie a metaphor for some sex thing? Please God no. #TheArchers

Dear American friends: are Maga voters better off now? I seriously doubt it, but why do they back a second term president like this one?

Wut?

20 sausage flavours though.

Quiche rim just dropped! (Quiche bros will get this).

Real men eat quiche.

Dear sane Americans: we have a spare room.

Wtf was the point of the budgie? Bird to human flu epidemic? 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 #TheArchers

Ffs Lynda, just get a cat! #TheArchers

Used my phone to pay for groceries for the first time: luckily wine was included so I can recover from the future-shock this induced.

I'm betting a tenner that Eddie is claiming compo for the ceiling incident. #TheArchers

Nanny Bonkers strikes again! #TheArchers

Just a bit of dust in my eye. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

I'd love love free gates: several grand's worth, I'd say. #TheArchers

"I wouldn't buy a ticket": of course you wouldn't Nige, you're on the guest list.

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 6th 2026 (Easy), in 02:54 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

My verdict on Resident Evil Requiem is: shite.

"I think it's best if we all leave the church" Does the bishop know about Alan's latest heresy? #TheArchers

Is does Alan mean George here? #TheArchers

Good night lovely phone pixies!

Daleks are a design classic.

I was right about @eartothearchers.bsky.social then? Is it still screaming into the void?

@moleymole.bsky.social lol, absolutely no doubt

Terry Nation played pretty fast and loose with astronomical terms.

Wut? 'An Unearthly Child' is still not on the iPlayer??

Ok, thar's enough space for a while.

Wtf is Mordaunt banging on about? #bbcaq

Duel? #TheArchers

Hey, so I guess this might be our new broadcast channel?

Awks. #TheArchers

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Listening to The Food Programme and praying for the asteroid.