Considering watching this Evolution programme, but Lucy Mangan gave it a glowing review so it might just be a repeating reel of cursed images. 🤔

Event Horizon is the spiritual sequel to 'Disney's The Black Hole' (fucking Disney insisting on that's the title) with added Emily Booth flashing.

Sam Neill's agent had the easiest job in showbiz.

The Invasion of Time is the best #DoctorWho story and I will properly fight anyone who challenges this.

Logopolis is hard work. #DoctorWho

Shaggathon cancelled. #TheArchers

Will Harrison turn up to The Shaggathon? #TheArchers

Lol, cyclists: www.lemonde.fr/en/sports/ar...

Good night fellow Ambrosians!

Anyone else watched this? www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

I really don't think the temperature of their balls is why these maniacs aren't fathering dozens of children... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Having a Toyah Willcox freezer dinner tonight.

Not so Billy Big Balls tonight, Ian. #TheArchers

These two are still at it!

Sod this:

Life-saving advice: how to escape a wildfire www.euronews.com/my-europe/20...

Goodnight! youtu.be/syIUmrSJWAU?...

Best Bellingham since Lynda

'Lost to Argentina' will be more satisfying

Great clearance/tackle/goal!

Does Burnham have a hotline to Infantino?

Steal out fish, would ya!

Oof! (I've no clue what's happening, just joining in for the craic)

Oh dear I tuned in at the wrong time and jinxed things #sportsBall

Right into my veins!

I like this approach

Just saying en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_...

With immeasurable sadness I must announce that Napoleon, our best boy, went missing a few nights back. if you see a small black kitty with two white toes around Boundary/Markhouse roads in #walthamstow do DM me. if i post no photos of him anymore, this will be why. he was my very best boy 💔

'I wonder what these beetles getting jiggy on the hogweed might possibly be called?'

@profanity.accountant wtf?

Just put on Full Circle: Baker looks coked off his tits. #DoctorWho

Trump has probably forgotten Charlie Kirk tbh

The judge decided grandad was both of these things.

Look at the big balls on Ian! He's a walking Zebra crossing! #TheArchers

No 'wildfires' in the Mournes, despite a heat wave. I wonder why?

I fondly remember a time when nostalgia was shit.

Farage making it all about himself? Classy.

@juleschao.bsky.social finally got around to domoda!

Four day weekend! Thanks, King Billy!

Not bad compared with what some of you lot are suffering!

At least Neil wasn't there to abase himself: poor man probably would have tugged his forelock clean off. #TheArchers

@lindaoctopus.bsky.social your version of the Borsetshire show looks far more fun! #TheArchers

This is cringingly hamfisted. #TheArchers

Bring me more Americans to follow!

"Stop headbutting my glasses and putting your arse in my face!" #ISIHAC cats or bedroom

For about 20 minutes I saw Mitchell McConnell drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect. Awooooo!

"Hello is that Roads?" "No this is it IT, but you phoning just earned me three hours overtime, so carry on" "The traffiic and street lights are out" "Are you sure? Where?" Unreachable email follows. First night on on call. Quids in! Had to phone the other on call guy, he gets three hours too!

"Take the on call phone, no one ever calls and you get extra quids" "...ok" "HOLY FUCK ALL THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS IN BELFAST HAVE GONE OUT" "That's DFI, not us" 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰