Quite a few of these lads enjoying the sun out back today:

As I have just been reminded that today is Vincent Price's (and Christopher Lee's) birthday, I would like to point out that my profile pic is Sesame Street's Vincent Twice.

Ian: "a big girl (called Debbie) did it, so she did!" #TheArchers #WestOfTheBamn

#TheArchers This it how will end: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fie...

I think we all have an affinity with cheese. #TheArchers #Late

Fecking radmin!

It's sweaty out in this heat, don't suffer unnecessarily:

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PSNI protecting us from...? Nice one lads, we'll sleep easier.

Wtf is happening on R4? Free Thinking? JFC.

Just had a flashback to the trinity of twitter grifters: what ever happened to the sex blogger, the slop cook and the super tanker?

Dundrum castle gets a stamp: John de Courcy likes this. shop.royalmail.com/castles-stam...

Round these parts, we would describe Brian as 'thran'. #TheArchers

Live scenes from Home Farm board meeting:

That was delicious. #TheArchers

Evening all: Fight! Fight! Fight! #TheArchers

This is one crowd funder I'm happy to back!

Are you on board yet? Early backer incentives are only available for the first 48 hours. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...

Fucking Reddit arseholes.

I would recommend this to anyone who has to manage staff: store.steampowered.com/app/212680/F...

Does the U3A field a University Challenge team? I need something to aim for.

Went for an eye test today: 12 year old optician: "Are you still working? Oh, you have cataracts, but you're good for a few years"

Over four quid for a tin of corned beef in Tesco: I guess you have to be a prince to afford it now.

Oh noes! The weather is going to be horrendous tomorrow so I've had to cancel the rambling club barbecue:

A slighty belated leaving gift from my colleagues:

RSI incoming again!

Minnie is not happy that I'm the only staff on for the second night in a row.

Going to cook something involving these fancy deenz. Jay Raynor's fault.

"Alexa play War of the Worlds"

Mrs Wrong is away on a jolly with her mum and sisters: the cats are circling like sharks.

Hubris: day job is managing corporate back ups Nemesis: Ionos fucks up and deletes the distribution list for the rambling club, no back up. FML

Please excuse me while I scream into the void (I have had a very trying day).

Good night my beloved little magic cobblers! I can't wait to see tomorrow's fmbs.

Elmo is going on the pyre.

Someone drag Frank Cottrell-Boyce into current year.

"Shut up Wesley!" If he becomes PM, this is going to be my most used video response for the next 3 years* *Or until he gets removed from office by someone else

Ffs! Frank Cottrell-Boyce

In this post, I mean people who need family care, and who are cantankerous, not 'older people'.

"Dear Scotland and Wales: can we eject England from the Union? Regards, N. Ireland" P.S. "We know where you live"

Lol, Zack Polanski !

This guy!

In which Richard Bucket tortures a man to death: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Pip moves in to care for Carol, Anna and Stella take up together. This will restore balance to the universe. #TheArchers

Ffs Pip just get the test. #TheArchers

Pip is spiralling? Junji Ito likes this. #TheArchers

"What'a that? Stressed out?"

Did 'Your Party' participate in the recent elections?

Lol!

I would care about the Labour Party more if they bothered to organise in Northern Ireland...