>be me, in the North >dad never let us have an RTE aerial >missing out on all the Aras fun now 😢

If Mick lived in America, he'd be an enthusiastic member of ICE: he has all the qualifications. #TheArchers

Mick, remember the last time you went all Perry Mason and purloined Joy's address book? #TheArchers

Why don't they actually go and see Nelly? #TheArchers

Brad is right: George might freak out, especially on his first night not locked up. #TheArchers

Our Lady, Queen of Rambling is on Mark Steele tonight: it's a little known fact that every rambler must display a framed portrait of Claire Balding, on pain of death (or at least confiscation of red socks).

Scottish Outdoor Access Code recognises that specific routes may need managed for 🦌 stalking on specific days, but NOT unreasonable blanket bans like this. Section 14 of Land Reform (Scotland) Act 2003 gives councils power to remove non-compliant signs. @perthandkinross.bsky.social must act now.

Maybe Cal just likes sharing a cell with George, and the shank was a misguided attempt to keep his buddy around a bit longer? #TheArchers

To the surprise of absolutely no one, a certain extended family member has jumped on the 'ivermectin cures cancer' train.

This sounds a bit risque: mountpanther.digitickets.co.uk/event-ticket...

Can't be arsed tonight, so cowboy supper it is.

It's far too late to explain why Terminator 2 is the peak action movie: you will have to trust me on this

"Hello, I am a budding director and I want to make an action movie" "Terminator 2 already exists"

Whoever recommended "John Wick" should be flung out of a window and machine gunned on the way down. Absolute shit tier movie.

"Dewey died three minutes after this performance" Walk Hard is a...movie

How bad can the #latelateshow be this week...oh Sweet Jesus

This tickled my funnybone: contains a liberal dash of slapstick, hard to pull off on radio. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Oh, this must be for one of sensible and considered posts... Ah. 🤣

What the feck did I just read? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"Who can we get to defend Badenoch's bonkers ideas on #bbcaq?" "We'll need someone who spent her formative years learning how to talk complete bollocks with zero shame from a master of the art."

"Steven, this warehouse scene: are you ever going to revisit this?" "It's really important, and I will revisit it in the sequels"

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/serie... Speilberg insists on hitting the audience on the head.

Canadians are the best resources for North American news. Mexicans also. The other place is just wah wah crazy.

'Oh, it's a bit quiet, I wonder what Americans are posting about?' Ffs

>be me, a man with a minor car problem >go on car forum about said problem >BASTARD ARSEHOLES! >Realise why people key cars.

Don't forget the shit state pensions.

This story is now big news all over the world... except in the UK.

Bent screw planted it. #TheArchers

If my power goes down, someone please say 'feck' during #TheArchers for me 🙏

#bbcpm plot twist: Farage ate the swan.

Meh, there's nothing in Magilligan except an ODC clink.

Woohoo! Tomorrow's hike is cancelled, therefore it is now wine o'clock!

Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.

It's flipping blowy out there!

Oh good, it's an Anita Friday on #bbcpm

This #R4Today Swift obsession is baffling.

Good night, sweet people: may your heads never outgrow your hats.

SF plot: sleeper ship + vampire.

@kelownagurl.bsky.social poutine is just fries and some weird dairy byproduct

"Get back!": armed police shouting to gawpers pressed up against railings. No one moves. People are bonkers.

I have say (again), I just don’t understand the squeamishness of some of #TheArchers listeners if the possibility (if not actuality) of sex, or even kissing is audible during an episode.

This is terrific: forget about the paranormal aspect, the insight into 80's Belfast is fascinating www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Rorypauly, I'm calling it. #TheArchers

This is the weirdest flirting I have ever heard #TheArchers

Everyone storm ready?

I deleted a post because, although it was about an innocent prank, it reminded of my fil. [Insert shudder emoji]

#TheArchers: Prisons are shit and need reform.

I get the State Pension at 67. Fuck that: Satan? Are you there?