C we agree that choosing to be single, is a preference somebody is allowed to have, without being constantly told they need to leave their heart open, or seek therapy so that they can change that preference to suit the rest of society? Stop trying to make me do something that makes me unhappy.

“It is the accused who must carry shame, not the victims.” Gisele Pelicot What an amazing woman.

Colleagues: “what does good look like?” Me:

Acting my age.

I picked Dave up earlier and he hadn’t tucked his tail under. We can’t look each other in the eye.

I’ll never find someone to fix my car because I am a woman, and because it’s clearly a profession where they have more clients than they can deliver to, so they don’t care about winning my business. SAD.

My mother exclusively uses the laughing cat emoji. I love the fact my 81 year old mother uses emojis full stop, but particularly like the fact she’ll only use the laughing cat.

Anyone here a fellow Yorkie?

Someone asked me if I’d go on a blind date with someone they know yesterday and the answer is just NO. Why would I do that. Dating again is a hard no for me. It’s like putting your fingers in the plug socket.

I appear to be trapped

Sitting on the pillow by my face, is the equivalent of pressing the servant’s bell for tea

Perfect for sausages

LOOKS LEGIT

Good old tmomy hlfilger

#caturday exercise regime

Pickled herron is a delicacy around the fens.

Good old tmomy hlfilger

My weekend plans have been cancelled

So far we’ve heard about other real restaurants like “typical kebab” and “standard tandoori”. These are excellent. Any more?

LOOKS LEGIT

I reckon the intervention required to solve the incel problem, might be giving them a cat to look after.

But @bintymustard.bsky.social Joanie have gone bust 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Just meowed at Dave and he looked stunned and came to sniff me.

Just watching the bbc trying to goad politicians into a male pride based war, which is nice.

MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOLD FOOD IN SMALLER PORTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE, WE WOULDN’T HAVE OVER EATEN.

We didn’t have Snapchat when I was a teenager, we had BT friends and family

My brother forgot to update his wish list, and received £75 worth of vouchers to buy pickles for his birthday

We didn’t have Snapchat when I was a teenager, we had BT friends and family

At what point did a new hoover seem like a good sales promotion idea for blue Monday ?

Forgive me father for I have sinned: I have filled 4 bin bags with “bags for life” because I do not need my entire under stairs cupboard to be full of “bags for life” and these bags have reached the end of their lives.

I woke up this week convinced it was a weekday, pure unadulterated joy when I realised it was Saturday.

Get your hands off my rope #caturday

UnfortunatelyI have put so much weight on, losing half a stone will only make it really bad, instead of absolutely fucking awful. So feeling ok feels so far away it is unreal 😭😭😭. Usually I can say half a stone is all I need. But no. Not this time.

The Omen 2026

It’s been a saga. How it started.

Alright lads

This is so terrifying, you can now see that what happened is she saw him reach for his gun and tried to get away as the other guy grabbed her - she knew she was in imminent danger not trying to evade capture or attack vm.tiktok.com/ZNRrKaWmQ/

I LOVE HIM #caturday

Manchester

Looks important @apiln.bsky.social

WOT? I AIN’T DOIN NUFFINK

Single people. I don’t have kids so there’s a perception I am always available. This means all my people with kids tend to ring me with their problems, because they know I won’t be on the school run etc. I find at the beginning and end of the day when I’m still waking up, or switching off

It’s been a saga. How it started.

Watching human penguins waddle past

HOW ARE THEY GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?

When they talk about having body confidence, they’re not talking about being female and sneezing in your 40s.

They worked hard today.

Does anyone know where I can get a free sovereign state from? There aren’t any left on Amazon.

Be my valenturd

I have annexed The country Whose resources I wanted And which you Were probably Hoping I could identify a giraffe It was the best clock Anybody drew I like McDonald's Hey look, a bird